Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Do you think he even bothers to wipe his arse?
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Do you think he even bothers to wipe his arse?
not a trot
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Just meaningless words to him and his supporters.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Yes. For all that I want to see the back of him, given that he's nominally in post til September anyway he might as well go out in the most catastrophic, toys-out-the-pram way possible.
teqniq
DisMembered
Yes. Good Law Project and Lord Paddick are still pursuing the Met in court over this:
New revelations about gaps in the Met Partygate investigation - Good Law Project
The Met Police have, at last, admitted they did not send questionnaires to the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, before deciding not to fine him for attending a gathering in No.10 on 13 November 2020 or...
WhyLikeThis
Something, something, something
Richard Desmond and the remaining twincest Barclay brother are pushing Boris to be the next NATO General Secrretary in the Express and Torygraph. Why would they be punting for this?
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Raheem
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Does it rhyme with shitehood?
WhyLikeThis
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The twincest brother is already knighted.
Raheem
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OK, well it's above board, then, and I can't see any reason not to be fully behind it. And least he will continue to be an assassination target.
Given how ostracized he was in the press briefing at the last NATO gathering, I think that as likely to happen as Putin getting the job.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Something has triggered my curiosity about all this speculation.
Theresa May was in line: Redirect Notice
Ben Wallace: Preston MP Ben Wallace touted as next NATO chief
And now Boris: Boris tipped for NATO top job after 'hero' PMs support for Ukraine: 'Perfect role'
Theresa May was in line: Redirect Notice
Ben Wallace: Preston MP Ben Wallace touted as next NATO chief
And now Boris: Boris tipped for NATO top job after 'hero' PMs support for Ukraine: 'Perfect role'
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Johnson as s-g of nato would show Russian influence on Western affairs had reached new heights
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Boris has a few more weeks to put a few more of his chums in the house of lords.
Dacre's been pushing his claim very heavily through the Daily Heil.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Majority of 7210 so not that safe...
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
It'd be a clear Labour target given one thing and another. He could easily ratrun, he doesn't care about the area, he just wants a constituency.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Pity he can't be sent to the wall to join the night's watch
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Anyone fancy (gatecrashing ) a party in daylesford this weekend?
www.theguardian.com
Boris and Carrie Johnson to hold wedding party at Tory donor’s estate
Guests will gather on Saturday at Daylesford House in Cotswolds, owned by JCB’s Anthony Bamford
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Anyone fancy (gatecrashing ) a party in daylesford this weekend?
Boris and Carrie Johnson to hold wedding party at Tory donor’s estate
Guests will gather on Saturday at Daylesford House in Cotswolds, owned by JCB’s Anthony Bamford
Didn't they already marry? Is this like when she said she was having a kid with like a months notice?
Bingoman
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So he can now add bribery to his list of misdemeanours
WhyLikeThis
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Boris wants to put another agent of Putin in the house of lords. Shameless cunt.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Novichok? Half of them are asleep anyway, so it could be days (x £323) before anyone notices
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Johnson FFS , He's not your mate.
Sorry, but this really fucks me off.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
(I'm repeating myself) His name is Al Johnson. Boris is a TV character I've been warning people about for 15-20 years.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
I'm racking my brain of any pm anyone has used their first name
.I've had a few blips and wanted to punch myself in the face. He's marketed well, the cunt.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
I'm racking my brain of any pm anyone has used their first name
The Marquis of Salisbury encouraged commentators of the day to call him Trevor, but it seemingly never caught on
That may not be true, just in case Lindsay Hoyle is listening and feels the need to throw stink bombs at me or else something equally calamitous
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