PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Chilli.s]

Those summer months are pretty much money for nothing what with all the holidays. Bet his office runs up a spectacular amount of bills though, expenses paid. Lecture/speaking and consultancy has to be booked too.

 

[Bingoman]

Cabinet meeting at 3pm today I have heard

 

[Lord Camomile]

BBC live updates page thing:


12:06 entry https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62072419

All these MPs giving it the full bravado and moralising.

Quick question: at what point did you realise that serial liar, bully and narcissist Biris Johnson was, in fact, a serial liar, bully and narcissist, and what should the electorate make of your judgement that it took you all so long?

 

[Flavour]

THE LECTERN AUDIO IS WORKING COME OUT NOW DICKHEAD

 

[spitfire]

BBC stream is like it's the trooping of the colour or something

Yeah I've binned it for Sky.

 

[elbows]

Carrie looks very happy.

 

[billy_bob]

HERE HE IS!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Cabinet meeting at 3pm today I have heard

Invitations will be sent at 2:55pm.

 

[Sprocket.]

The deluded twat!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Cabinet meeting at 3pm today I have heard

Invitations will be sent at 2:55pm.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cabinet meeting at 3pm today I have heard

In the snug at the Red lion apparently

 

[cupid_stunt]

He says he's staying until a new leader is elected.

I wonder if that will actually happen.

 

[Flavour]

Let me speak to the people of Ukraine!!!!!

 

[blairsh]

Okay i want him to fuck off now.

 

[Ax^]

bye bye Boris

 

[billy_bob]

What bastards all these resigning ministers are, stopping him from delivering on his MASSIVE mandate, saving the Ukrainians and ... um ... unleashing Britain's potential?

 

[Pickman's model]

Let me speak to the people of Ukraine!!!!!

What, the ones he's refused entry to?

 

[platinumsage]

No contrition or anything, just those errant parliamentary colleagues making the wrong decision.

 

[spitfire]

He thinks he has done a proper bang up job doesn't he?

 

[Artaxerxes]

HERE HE IS!

6 more months of winter!

 

[Bingoman]

What bastards all these resigning ministers are, stopping him from delivering on his MASSIVE mandate, saving the Ukrainians and ... um ... unleashing Britain's potential?

Was saving Ukraine in the manifesto?

 

[billy_bob]

Herd instinct! Arrogant fucking cunt!

 

[Storm Fox]

SHOW SOME CONTRITION YOU ODIOUS SHITHEAD.

 

[Pickman's model]

What bastards all these resigning ministers are, stopping him from delivering on his MASSIVE mandate, saving the Ukrainians and ... um ... unleashing Britain's potential?

Britain should be a buccaneering nation, and I look forward to Boris Johnson walking the plank

 

[Pickman's model]

SHOW SOME CONTRITION YOU ODIOUS SHITHEAD.

Bit late in the day to expect that

 

[Wilf]

Fuck me, 'herd instinct'! Full of humility isn't he?

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Yep. He's not hanging on for a poxy £160k p.a. (pro-rated for the next few months) when he could make 10 times that as an ex-pm on the speaking circuit.

But that's potential future earnings. He rented his house out, so he doesn't have anywhere to go if he has to move out of Number 10 today, or imminently.

And at the moment, his brand is toxic. If there was a better offer on the table from the private sector right now he would walk without a backwards glance.

 

[billy_bob]

Britain should be a buccaneering nation, and I look forward to Boris Johnson walking the plank

Now that all his ministers have used him as the plank, you mean?

 

[bimble]

why did i wait in for this

 

[ruffneck23]

Loving the boos