PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Chilli.s]

Meanwhile, Truss with an eye on the leadership job, has dismissed claims it will be a "kangaroo court".

she had an aid look that one up and was very disappointed that there was no kangaroo

 

[Calamity1971]

she had an aid look that one up and was very disappointed that there was no kangaroo

Liz ponders why there aren't any kangaroos in a kangaroo court.

 

[Artaxerxes]

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Liz ponders why there aren't any kangaroos in a kangaroo court.

Not a fan of Philomena Cunk but Liz is nailing the look

 

[agricola]

It's just about Carrie Symonds giving him a nosh in his office, nothing that exciting

I know thats what the Eye said, but I really find it hard to believe even they would have gone to the extent they did to try and bury that story; as SpookyFrank says his supporters would think better of him for it and everyone else has that sort of thing priced into their views of him already.

 

[killer b]

I know thats what the Eye said, but I really find it hard to believe even they would have gone to the extent they did to try and bury that story; as SpookyFrank says his supporters would think better of him for it and everyone else has that sort of thing priced into their views of him already.

I disagree - he's polling terribly at the moment, mostly due to a parade of similar stories.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I know thats what the Eye said, but I really find it hard to believe even they would have gone to the extent they did to try and bury that story; as SpookyFrank says his supporters would think better of him for it and everyone else has that sort of thing priced into their views of him already.

Maybe the idea is to prevent #metoo style revelations

 

[Wilf]

Instant resignation after something very drunken last night. Hasn't gone through the usual pattern of radio silence, half hearted apology, supportive family and the rest. Fuck me, how pissed was he?

Tory deputy chief whip resigns after ‘drunkenly groping two men’

Chris Pincher’s resignation is latest in a series of allegations of sexual misconduct by Conservative MPs

www.theguardian.com

Edit - 'groping', aka sexual assault:

Tory whip resigns 'after drunkenly groping two men at private club'

Chris Pincher admitted he had 'drank far too much' after allegedly assaulting two men.

metro.co.uk

Edit - and for what it's worth, if we get that far, not exactly a marginal, but was a Labour seat in 2005. Bit hard to see whether Lab or Libs would get the tactical vote. Equally, I suspect the tories will find a way of avoiding a by election.

https://electionresults.parliament.uk/election/2019-12-12/Results/Location/Constituency/Tamworth/

 

[Calamity1971]

Gin pissed?
He also writes a column on alcoholic drinks for The Critic magazine. A recent one was headlined: "Fall into the gin trap."

 

[Wilf]

According to wiki, he has previous:

Christopher Pincher - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

On 5 November 2017, Pincher resigned as Assistant Whip and voluntarily referred himself to the Conservative Party's complaints procedure and the police, after former Olympic rower and Conservative candidate Alex Story alleged that Pincher, nine years before he was an MP, had made an unwanted pass at him, describing him as a "pound shop Harvey Weinstein". Story said that he had been invited back to Pincher's flat, where Pincher massaged his neck and talked about his "future in the Conservative party", before changing into a bathrobe.[31] Pincher said that "I do not recognise either the events or the interpretation placed on them" and that "if Mr Story has ever felt offended by anything I said then I can only apologise to him".[31] On 23 December 2017, the Conservative Party's investigating panel determined that Pincher had not breached the code of conduct.[32]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

from teh tweeter

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

from teh tweeter

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Johnson and Michael Owen isn't a couple I'd have guessed at tbf.

 

[Ming]

He got blown in his Westminster office by his mistress while his wife had cancer. I’ll just leave that there. Probably had his hands behind his head during the act of love.

 

[cupid_stunt]

He got blown in his Westminster office by his mistress while his wife had cancer. I’ll just leave that there. Probably had his hands behind his head during the act of love.

Hence '#BloJo' & 'BJ's BJ' trending on twitter, they are not going to like twitter users mocking them like that.

 

[teqniq]

Hence '#BloJo' & 'BJ's BJ' trending on twitter, they are not going to like twitter users mocking them like that.

You mean like this?



E2a Pornhub are in lots of trouble. It would be nice if Johnson headed that way too. /wishful thinking

 

[Wilf]

They are currently holding the line at 'Johnson didn't knowing about 'specific' allegations before promoting' this latest sex offender:

No 10 denies PM knew of Chris Pincher misconduct claims before promotion

Pincher resigned as deputy chief whip after reports he drunkenly groped two men at a private club

www.theguardian.com

 

[teqniq]

According to this, the above is, unsurprisingly a lie:

Boris Johnson’s Long Record of Dismissing and Covering-Up Sexual Misconduct Allegations – Byline Times

The Chris Pincher scandal is the latest example of the Prime Minister dismissing or ignoring claims made against himself and others

bylinetimes.com

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Calamity1971]

I wouldn't even be shocked.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Imagine being Johnson's hairdresser.

'So, what are we doing for you today?'

'Just make it look shit.'

 

[Wilf]

 

[existentialist]

They are currently holding the line at 'Johnson didn't knowing about 'specific' allegations before promoting' this latest sex offender:

No 10 denies PM knew of Chris Pincher misconduct claims before promotion

Pincher resigned as deputy chief whip after reports he drunkenly groped two men at a private club

www.theguardian.com

There's an awful lot Johnson seems to manage not to know about

 

[Calamity1971]

There's an awful lot Johnson seems to manage not to know about

Nothing to do with the fact that Mr gropey was instrumental in the ' save big dog' bollocks.

 

[MrCurry]

Nothing to do with the fact that Mr gropey was instrumental in the ' save big dog' bollocks.

Exactly. Anyone who‘s good for Johnson is protected in the current regime, regardless of how not good they might be for other people, the country, etc.

 

[Calamity1971]

Whip has been suspended while investigating gropey.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Whip has been suspended while investigating gropey.

It was only a question of time.

A spokesperson for Chief Whip said: "Having heard that a formal complaint has been made to the ICGS, the PM has agreed with the Chief Whip that the whip should be suspended from Chris Pincher while the investigation is ongoing."

Calls had been growing from Tory MPs for Pincher to lose the whip after The Sun reported that the former deputy chief whip had groped two men at central London's Carlton Club.

The newspaper also reported that several Conservative MPs had complained to the whips' office about his behaviour.

Chris Pincher Loses Conservative Whip Following Sexual Assault Allegations

Chris Pincher, MP for Tamworth, has had the Conservative whip removed after he quit government on Thursday following allegations of sexual assault.

www.politicshome.com

 

[krtek a houby]

Whatever else anyone thinks about Carrie Johnson, that tweet is pretty vile and demeaning

 

[Calamity1971]

Whatever else anyone thinks about Carrie Johnson, that tweet is pretty vile and demeaning

Yep, twitter is full of that shit. Supertanksii commenting on ' toothy' giving a BJ. Red rum etc.

 

[Wilf]

Whatever else anyone thinks about Carrie Johnson, that tweet is pretty vile and demeaning

Yep and, to be honest, I'd hoped urban was a bit better than that.

 

[The39thStep]

Yep and, to be honest, I'd hoped urban was a bit better than that.

Well you could of course pm’d me to say that rather than wait for another poster to call it out ?

 

[The39thStep]

Whatever else anyone thinks about Carrie Johnson, that tweet is pretty vile and demeaning

Ok point taken , thanks