PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Surely Johnson, as a lover of classicism, deserves a classical death. Mithridates death by scaphism, as described by Plutarch, would be a much more fitting end for him.

The penguins will sue if we try to weasel our way out of sending him to South Georgia

 

[bluescreen]

Here’s the end game, changing the electoral commission

Letter from Commissioners: Strategy and Policy Statement measures in the Elections Bill

www.electoralcommission.org.uk

Now passed into law. I can't find a thread for it. In fact, we need a thread for the right wing coup that's creeping over us, what with this, the new Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act and all the other shit. "You’ll need a tank division to drag me out of Downing St" Boris Johnson was telling his chums back in February. Perhaps for once he meant what he was saying.

 

[Serene]

Now passed into law. I can't find a thread for it. In fact, we need a thread for the right wing coup that's creeping over us, what with this, the new Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act and all the other shit. "You’ll need a tank division to drag me out of Downing St" Boris Johnson was telling his chums back in February. Perhaps for once he meant what he was saying.

Aye, he wants to be Prime Minister for life, but to just call it Prime Minister, and not the correct term for it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Now passed into law. I can't find a thread for it. In fact, we need a thread for the right wing coup that's creeping over us, what with this, the new Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act and all the other shit. "You’ll need a tank division to drag me out of Downing St" Boris Johnson was telling his chums back in February. Perhaps for once he meant what he was saying.

i think one tank would suffice to drag him up and down whitehall, he'd be blubbering away before he reached the gates to downing street.

 

[Pickman's model]

Here’s the end game, changing the electoral commission

Letter from Commissioners: Strategy and Policy Statement measures in the Elections Bill

www.electoralcommission.org.uk

the problem with this is they were trying to be reasonable with people who are not interested in being reasonable

 

[hash tag]

Dad, this is what you are supposed to be doing, not me.

 

[teqniq]

Just not going away:

Sue Gray 'finds bombshell e-mails showing No10 parties "wilfully" broke rules'

The Partygate saga took a new twist today as claims emerged that Sue Gray's report into parties in No10 and Whitehall will expose 'premeditation' by civil servants

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[hash tag]

In my hazey state, I am sure I heard a woman on the radio who said at least 50 PCN's had been issued

 

[cupid_stunt]

In my hazey state, I am sure I heard a woman on the radio who said at least 50 PCN's had been issued

IIRC the first batch was 50.

 

[two sheds]

Just not going away:

Sue Gray 'finds bombshell e-mails showing No10 parties "wilfully" broke rules'

The Partygate saga took a new twist today as claims emerged that Sue Gray's report into parties in No10 and Whitehall will expose 'premeditation' by civil servants

www.mirror.co.uk

One occasion when the US rule of three strikes and you're in pokey for ever looks attractive.

No10 is braced for Mr Johnson to be slapped with more fixed penalty notices.

Insiders are said to believe the birthday party bash he has been sanctioned for is the least bad of the half dozen gatherings he attended which Met Police detectives are probing.

 

[Dystopiary]

One occasion when the US rule of three strikes and you're in pokey for ever looks attractive.

If true, can't wait to see Dorries and Fabricaunt make even bigger prats of themselves with excuses for him.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Boy, 7, tired of looking like Boris Johnson cuts off hair off with scissors while mum in the bath

 

[scalyboy]

The penguins will sue if we try to weasel our way out of sending him to South Georgia

Good God man, don’t bring the weasels into it. Them lot and the pingos will be playing tug of war with De Pfeffel’s flabby, pale carcass, and to (mis)quote The Long Good Friday, “Well now there’s gonna be an ERUPTION”.

Weasels have been active on the radical Left for decades, ever since Kenneth Grahame’s offensive portrayal of them as a pack of lumpenproletariat mustelids carousing in Toad Hall.

WITW politicised the weasel community, alerting them to the virtues of collective, class-based struggle. Prior to Grahame’s smear tactics they were stoatally indifferent to politics.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

stoatally

 

[Smangus]

otterly

 

[not a trot]

In my hazey state, I am sure I heard a woman on the radio who said at least 50 PCN's had been issued

It's a private competition between them all. One who gets the most is the winner and gets to play at being PM for a day.

 

[two sheds]

Johnson comes out of the fridge

Boris Johnson to appear on GMB for first time in five years

PM was once so desperate to avoid being interviewed on ITV breakfast show he hid in fridge

www.theguardian.com

 

[Calamity1971]

Johnson comes out of the fridge

Boris Johnson to appear on GMB for first time in five years

PM was once so desperate to avoid being interviewed on ITV breakfast show he hid in fridge

www.theguardian.com

Sets box to record.

 

[two sheds]

They'll have to mention it won't they?

 

[Calamity1971]

Well it's somewhere in the north eh bunter?
His tweet now deleted

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Look at the sickening cunt Johnson when confronted about pensioners starving and being forced to sit on buses all day to keep warm as a result of rising energy bills. His response 'I introduced that bus pass"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Look at the sickening cunt Johnson when confronted about pensioners starving and being forced to sit on buses all day to keep warm as a result of rising energy bills. His response 'I introduced that bus pass"

He's such a useless twat, I bet he's regrets coming out of the fridge for that interview.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

His response 'I introduced that bus pass"

and that's lies as well - the english national scheme was introduced in 2008...

 

[Pickman's model]

and that's lies as well - the english national scheme was introduced in 2008...

yeh he did do something about the 60+ concessionary travel scheme apparently. which no one knew he was doing to give people the ability to ride the bus all day because they couldn't afford to heat their homes

 

[Pickman's model]

He's such a useless twat, I bet he's regrets coming out of the fridge for that interview.

one way people could keep warm in these expensive times could be to torch the homes of the parliamentary conservative party and bake potatoes among the embers

 

[Ax^]

yeh he did do something about the 60+ concessionary travel scheme apparently. which no one knew he was doing to give people the ability to ride the bus all day because they couldn't afford to heat their homes

and have they no limited the freedom pass after COVID

 

[Pickman's model]

and have they no limited the freedom pass after COVID

London Assembly calls for end to Freedom Pass restrictions

i think the pandemic restrictions still there yes

 

[Raheem]

Look at the sickening cunt Johnson when confronted about pensioners starving and being forced to sit on buses all day to keep warm as a result of rising energy bills. His response 'I introduced that bus pass"

Johnson's response is astounding. OTOH, are we really supposed to believe that there are still people alive called Elsie?

 

[Sue]

one way people could keep warm in these expensive times could be to torch the homes of the parliamentary conservative party and bake potatoes among the embers

Christ, I wouldn't be going anywhere near one of those baked tatties. What if you accidentally ingested essence of Tory?

 

[Pickman's model]

Christ, I wouldn't be going anywhere near one of those baked tatties. What if you accidentally ingested essence of Tory?

be worse than the protomolecule out of 'the expanse': which perhaps not coincidentally is blue