PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teuchter]

And I thought Pritti Patel was po-faced

It's the face I generallly try and maintain when someone tells me a misogynistic or racist joke, or indeed one that mixes in a little bit of both.

 

[Pickman's model]

Apparently Hunt is seen as the non headbanger candidate.

Satire is truly dead

 

[kabbes]

I had no idea what a krankies is. Just googled it. Some sort of dreadful old TV thing with a woman pretending to be a school boy. I expect it was supposed to be funny too.

Once again, I’m so thankful I didn’t grow up in the 70s. No wonder so many gen Xers appear to be disturbed.

I grew up in the 80s and I saw the Krankies on the telly loads.

 

[Sasaferrato]

When I look at a very lightweight Conservative front bench, I don't see a PM.

When I look at the benches opposite, not only don't I see a PM, I don't even see a competent leader of the opposition.

 

[ruffneck23]

I dont often agree with you Sasaferrato , but this, perhaps for not the same reasons though.

 

[teqniq]

Proper creepy, yuck:

 

[Sasaferrato]

I dont often agree with you Sasaferrato , but this, perhaps for not the same reasons though.

My first PM was Churchill, then Eden, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Wilson, Heath, Wilson, Callaghan, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson.

Every one, pretty much a worse PM than their predecessor, despite their predecessors defenestration.

Joni Mitchel had it about right in Big Yellow Taxi.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone...

Just realised that Johnson is my 13th PM.

 

[two sheds]

My first PM was Churchill, then Eden, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Wilson, Heath, Wilson, Callaghan, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson.

Every one, pretty much a worse PM than their predecessor, despite their predecessors defenestration.

Joni Mitchel had it about right in Big Yellow Taxi.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone...

Just realised that Johnson is my 13th PM.

You were born in/before 1945?

 

[ruffneck23]

Just realised that Johnson is my 13th PM.

Unlucky for all

 

[magneze]

Proper creepy, yuck:

Looks like he's spotted a nit tbh.

 

[Sasaferrato]

You were born in/before 1945?

Churchill was PM until 1955, I was born in 52.

 

[two sheds]

Ahhh he had another go apologies.

 

[SpookyFrank]

You were born in/before 1945?

Churchill had another stint as PM in the 50s.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Proper creepy, yuck:

Gets worse

'Boris having affair with the partner of one of his most loyal supporters'

According to the wonderful Daily Politik and the equally wonderful Zelo Street Blogspot Boris’ wandering willy and the all round family man has been setting an example to British morality yet again: ‘Guido blogger & Sun columnist, Harry Cole has spent the past few years promoting both Brexit and...

dorseteye.com

 

[Sue]

Proper creepy, yuck:

Bit confused there. Was thinking George Cole and Flash Harry.

No idea who Harry Cole is (apart from presumably the man on the right of that photo. )

 

[a_chap]

My first PM was Churchill, then Eden, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Wilson, Heath, Wilson, Callaghan, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson.

Every one, pretty much a worse PM than their predecessor, despite their predecessors defenestration.

Joni Mitchel had it about right in Big Yellow Taxi.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone...

Just realised that Johnson is my 13th PM.

Shocked to realise that I'm only two Prime Ministers short of your tally, Sas

 

[_Russ_]

I had no idea what a krankies is. Just googled it. Some sort of dreadful old TV thing with a woman pretending to be a school boy. I expect it was supposed to be funny too.

Once again, I’m so thankful I didn’t grow up in the 70s. No wonder so many gen Xers appear to be disturbed.

Dont worry snowflake, we were a lot more resilient in the olden days

 

[brogdale]

My first PM was Churchill, then Eden, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Wilson, Heath, Wilson, Callaghan, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson.

Every one, pretty much a worse PM than their predecessor, despite their predecessors defenestration.

Joni Mitchel had it about right in Big Yellow Taxi.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone...

Just realised that Johnson is my 13th PM.

15th?

blustercunt is my 13th

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Tories: "Now isn't the time to change leader, there's a war on"

Also Tories: "Time for Mr Johnson to go and cosplay Ghandi"

 

[teuchter]

My first PM was Churchill, then Eden, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Wilson, Heath, Wilson, Callaghan, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson.

Every one, pretty much a worse PM than their predecessor, despite their predecessors defenestration.

Joni Mitchel had it about right in Big Yellow Taxi.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone...

Just realised that Johnson is my 13th PM.

Just goes to show, we should appreciate Boris Johnson while he is still with us, instead of making a big thread of everyone being mean about him.

 

[Ax^]

Just goes to show, we should appreciate Boris Johnson while he is still with us, instead of making a big thread of everyone being mean about him.

aye by building him a nice bonfire and throwing him on top of the fucking thing

 

[Calamity1971]

aye my building him a nice bonfire and fucking him on top of it

You might want to reword that ax

 

[Ax^]

You might to reword that ax

Ta sir

*puts down hand rolled cigaretto

 

[mx wcfc]

You might to reword that ax

I didn't think I'd see kink shaming on here.

 

[Calamity1971]

Ta sir

*puts down hand roll cigarato

Sir - ress if you please.

 

[Ax^]

I didn't think I'd see kink shaming on here.

i'd shake my fist at the sky


but people might get the wrong idea

 

[Calamity1971]

I didn't think I'd see kink shaming on here.

There's a limit ya know.

 

[two sheds]

Ta sir

*puts down hand rolled cigaretto

Can't decide whether that's worse or not - is that when you get these urges?

 

[Ax^]

ok i'm reinstalling grammerly


lol

 

[Calamity1971]

Can't decide whether that's worse or not - is that when you get these urges?

Smokes it to suppress them?