PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Puddy_Tat]

And like a nappy he needs changing

and for the same reason

 

[two sheds]

but he's still full of shit afterwards

 

[BCBlues]

This would be funny if it wasnt so damning

 

[Chilli.s]

A buffoons buffoon

 

[contadino]

Other leaders have made their mind up about him. His exclusion is the UK's exclusion.

 

[spitfire]

This would be funny if it wasnt so damning

And as sure as night follows day.

 

[Ax^]

could replace a pulp fiction meme as well

 

[Calamity1971]

Oof.

 

[cupid_stunt]

He really looks like a lost boy, totally out of place.

 

[Chilli.s]

stumbling around like an old fool

 

[Dogsauce]

That was exactly me when an old boss thought he’d push me out of my socially awkward comfort zone a bit by sending me to a ‘business breakfast’ hosted by Alan Johnson to try and mingle with various business types. Hid in the toilets for half of it. But then again I was just a fairly junior engineer not running the fucking country.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Oof.

I thought rich, over-privileged cunts who went to posh schools were supposed to be brimming with gregarious social skills and self-confidence despite their pigshittery?

 

[not a trot]

stumbling around like an old fool

Looking for the nearest fridge.

 

[Pickman's model]

stumbling around like an old fool

Looking for the nearest fridge.

The arsehole Boris Johnson
Should be shoved off a high bridge

 

[spitfire]

The arsehole Boris Johnson
Should be shoved off a high bridge

Should he hit something on the way down,
May it crack his fucking crown.

 

[Dystopiary]

Should he hit something on the way down,
May it crack his fucking crown.

And if he lives to tell the tale
Throw him into fucking jail.

 

[Sue]

I thought rich, over-privileged cunts who went to posh schools were supposed to be brimming with gregarious social skills and self-confidence despite their pigshittery?

Well indeed. I mean I can stumble about and act the fool without being rich or over-privileged or going to a posh school. I'm obviously a natural.

 

[existentialist]

He really looks like a lost boy, totally out of place.

Like a prep school first year, trying to find someone to be friends with.

 

[Pickman's model]

And if he lives to tell the tale
Throw him into fucking jail.

then throw away the sodding key
and go back home, enjoy your tea

 

[MrSki]

 

[killer b]

I liked lonely boris johnson at first, but it seems to be mostly being shared and enjoyed by the most insufferable people on the internet so I can't really get behind it.

 

[Pickman's model]

I liked lonely boris johnson at first, but it seems to be mostly being shared and enjoyed by the most insufferable people on the internet so I can't really get behind it.

Dead Boris Johnson is something we can all rally behind.

 

[Ax^]

mostly in a queue whilst waiting to get a chance to piss on him mind

 

[Serene]

Everytime that he is in trouble, which is a lot, he dresses himself as a builder for some reason, and we all see him on the News in a hard hat and hi-viz vest.

 

[Pickman's model]

Everytime that he is in trouble, which is a lot, he dresses himself as a builder for some reason, and we all see him on the News in a hard hat and hi-viz vest.

When all everyone wants is to see him in a coffin

 

[Pickman's model]

mostly in a queue whilst waiting to get a chance to piss on him mind

He could be in an empty swimming pool and then lots of people could piss on him at once

Or in a sewer

 

[Ax^]

He could be in an empty swimming pool and then lots of people could piss on him at once

would remind him of his time at eton and joining the bullingdon club

 

[Puddy_Tat]

He could be in an empty swimming pool and then lots of people could piss on him at once

Or in a sewer

wouldn't that contaminate the penguin food chain?

 

[klang]

 

[brogdale]

tbf, this is genius...how do they come up with stuff this good?