PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[LeytonCatLady]

And a toaster.

Or in the words of Alkaline Trio: "I wish you'd take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall".

 

[Pickman's model]

The amount of bribes from oligarchs he's been willing to take is treasonous. Hanged, drawn and quartered on the plinth in Trafalgar sq.

Poor penguins

 

[quiet guy]

Johnson recreating an old time classic

 

[cupid_stunt]

BREAKING NEWS -

Boris Johnson DID order the controversial airlift of an animal rescue charity in Afghanistan and officials “must have” lied about it, a whistleblower claimed today.

Bombshell testimony was published from a second Foreign Office staffer, who suggested it was widely known the order for Nowzad staff came from the PM.

Josie Stewart, Head of Illicit Finance in the Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office (FCDO), said she spoke out after being put in “an impossible situation in which my conscience could not tolerate what FCDO required of me.”

It comes after e-mails released in January said the Prime Minister had personally "authorised" an evacuation effort to get Pen Farthing, cats and dogs and Nowzad charity workers out of Afghanistan last summer, while the Taliban overran the country.

The Prime Minister vehemently denied the story at the time, saying: "No, this whole thing is total rhubarb.”

But Ms Stewart said: “It was widespread ‘knowledge’ in the FCDO Crisis Centre that the decision on Nowzad’s Afghan staff came from the Prime Minister.

PM did order Afghan animal rescue - and officials 'must have' lied, says insider

Josie Stewart, the Head of Illicit Finance in the FCDO, said she will likely lose her job after stepping forward to contradict Boris Johnson and senior officials over the Nowzad animal charity rescue from Kabul last summer

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

BREAKING NEWS -

PM did order Afghan animal rescue - and officials 'must have' lied, says insider

Josie Stewart, the Head of Illicit Finance in the FCDO, said she will likely lose her job after stepping forward to contradict Boris Johnson and senior officials over the Nowzad animal charity rescue from Kabul last summer

www.mirror.co.uk

the lying pm lied again? tell me it ain't so

 

[ruffneck23]

and will anything happen? Nah doubt it.

 

[Pickman's model]

and will anything happen? Nah doubt it.

i reckon we should get together and write to the pm about how we love him so and want to throw a party for him. imagine his face when he turns up waiting to be feasted and toasted only to find we lied and all that awaits him is a noose and a lamppost and a delegation of adelie penguins

 

[gosub]

Yes, but it's now going to get so much worst, gas & oil prices just continue to hit record highs, the current price increases are nothing compared to what is likely coming down the line, sadly.

And food is going to sky rocket towards the end of the year

 

[not a trot]

Breaking News.

Boris Johnson can do anything he fucking likes.

 

[bimble]

I keep think about the Brexit-Ukraine analogy in which remoaners are the invading Russian army. Which is a bit harsh.

 

[MrSki]

 

[ruffneck23]

Cunt

 

[Raheem]

I keep think about the Brexit-Ukraine analogy in which remoaners are the invading Russian army. Which is a bit harsh.

It's fair enough for the professional soldiers, but I agree it's harsh to tar the conscripts with that brush.

 

[Calamity1971]

Fucking state of it. You just wouldn't get tired of punching it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is that his cum face?

 

[BCBlues]

He was seriously nodding off listening to Sunak today (weren't we all) and looked very pissed. I only watched 5 minutes tho so I might have missed his powerful Churchillian contributions to the days proceedings, the c*nt.

 

[Pickman's model]

He was seriously nodding off listening to Sunak today (weren't we all) and looked very pissed. I only watched 5 minutes tho so I might have missed his powerful Churchillian contributions to the days proceedings, the c*nt.

His passing out pissed is his powerful Churchillian contribution to the day's proceedings

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking state of it. You just wouldn't get tired of punching it.

You would. So every now and again you'd kick him for the sake of variety

 

[two sheds]

Carry On Up the Phwoar

 

[Calamity1971]

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Carry On Up the Phwoar

Carry on up the steps to the noose.

 

[Pickman's model]

Carry on up the steps to the noose.

Carry on down the Antarctic

 

[Ax^]

what is he sitting on

Up the arse thread --->

 

[Pickman's model]

Carry on up the steps to the noose.

He thinks he's saved himself that by making himself so weighty that he believes no wooden steps will bear him and even if they should he's counting on escaping through the trap door before the noose is coiled round his neck

what is he sitting on

Up the arse thread --->

He's deflating, he's sprung a leak

 

[bluescreen]

He looks rather like a baby concentrating on his nappy.

 

[Pickman's model]

He looks rather like a baby concentrating on his nappy.

And like a nappy he needs changing

 

[Ax^]

"i'm like the proud people of Ukraine standing up for Freedom"

 

[Calamity1971]

He thinks he's saved himself that by making himself so weighty that he believes no wooden steps will bear him and even if they should he's counting on escaping through the trap door before the noose is coiled round his neck

He's deflating, he's sprung a leak

Burst bin bag full of custard. Cunt.

 

[Calamity1971]

He looks rather like a baby concentrating on his nappy.

Someone get nanny.

 

[MrSki]

What is he laughing at? CUNT!

 

[two sheds]

utter fucking cunt