PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

Trump really does have tiny hands, compared to Johnson.

You're saying that, despite being equally big cunts, our Johnson's gotta a bigger Johnson than their Johnson?

 

[stavros]

The headline writes itself as Johnson revealed as telling untruths over porky pies.

 

[ViolentPanda]

You're saying that, despite being equally big cunts, our Johnson's gotta a bigger Johnson than their Johnson?

No, I'm saying that Johnson's Johnson will look bigger when Trump is holding it.

 

[Pickman's model]

85 days

 

[not-bono-ever]

Go long Nagant 7.62 options and hedge with a portfolio of shots to the Back of the head futures

 

[elbows]

85 days

He seems quite determined to beat your countdown!

 

[Pickman's model]

He seems quite determined to beat your countdown!

that's fine with me

 

[ruffneck23]

Trump claims Corbyn unlikely to succeed in no-confidence vote against 'great one' Boris Johnson

 

[Ming]

Trump claims Corbyn unlikely to succeed in no-confidence vote against 'great one' Boris Johnson

He's right. The loonys have won.

 

[ruffneck23]

He's right. The loonys have won.

 

[Pickman's model]

84 days

 

[Tacit Apathy]

84 days

Being new here, I can't tell - is this countdown tongue in cheek, like "oh shit look how little time we have left" or genuinely celebratory, as in "fucking yes, look how little time we have left!"

This board is taking some getting my head around haha.

 

[Pickman's model]

Being new here, I can't tell - is this countdown tongue in cheek, like "oh shit look how little time we have left" or genuinely celebratory, as in "fucking yes, look how little time we have left!"

This board is taking some getting my head around haha.

this thread is a mess. there were a number of boris johnson threads which were merged, one of which was my '120 days of sod 'im: the brief and disastrous administration of boris johnson'. it's my belief that he will be out of the way well before christmas. i said 120 days, of which but 84 remain.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Being new here, I can't tell - is this countdown tongue in cheek, like "oh shit look how little time we have left" or genuinely celebratory, as in "fucking yes, look how little time we have left!"

This board is taking some getting my head around haha.

I think there's an element of sarcasm to it, combined with gallows humour.

That's the board anyway. As for the countdown, who knows?

 

[Ming]

I think there's an element of sarcasm to it, combined with gallows humour.

That's the board anyway. As for the countdown, who knows?

I thought it was the count down to Christmas.

 

[existentialist]

I thought it was the count down to Christmas.

TBF, I think BJ's defenestration is rather more significant than Christmas!

 

[isvicthere?]

Here in Spain the shut-down of Parliament has been quite widely covered. Both on TV, and on the web, the coverage has heavily featured a Lambeth UNISON banner amid the protests. Chuffed, coz I used to be in Lambeth UNISON!

 

[Pickman's model]

I thought it was the count down to Christmas.

that countdown has started, i have already seen malteser reindeer in the shops

 

[Pickman's model]

TBF, I think BJ's defenestration is rather more significant than Christmas!

on the first day of christmas
my true love sent to me
boris johnson's head in a box

 

[Serge Forward]

Christmas is coming
The rich are getting fat
Please stick a dagger
In Johnson's back

 

[MrSki]

Being new here,

30 odd posts on your first day.

 

[Steel Icarus]

30 odd posts on your first day.

That's nothing. 155 in my first two

 

[Pickman's model]

Christmas is coming
The rich are getting fat
Please stick a dagger
In Johnson's back

So here it merry xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
And kill Boris Johnson with a gun

 

[Serge Forward]

Christmas time
Piano wire's just fine
Johnson is covered
In a pile of quick lime

 

[Libertad]

So here it merry xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
And kill Boris Johnson with a gun

The 'Boris' is unnessary, the last line would scan better with its omission.

 

[Pickman's model]

The 'Boris' is unnessary, the last line would scan better with its omission.

the world would be better with him out of commission

 

[Pickman's model]

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Big Boris is coming to town

 

[Tacit Apathy]

30 odd posts on your first day.

No point joining if you're not intending to pull your weight, eh?

That's nothing. 155 in my first two

Show off

 

[Teaboy]

I've just been looking into this pretty massive tax cut that Johnson has promised for higher earners. Earnings over £46,350 to £150k are currently taxed at 40%. He is proposing to move the banding up from £46,350 up to £80k. I reckon (though my Friday maths may be wrong) that means best part of £7k a year extra straight into the sky rocket for anyone earning £80k or above. That's massive and going to cost the country crazy amounts of money. Its strange how the country can suddenly afford things like this when they are the beneficiary.

Pertaining to nothing but the annual salary for a UK MP is £79,468.

 

[brogdale]

Monster (twat) deploying his one electoral tactic ...monster blame-game