PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

91 days

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder if he’ll keep his word?
Boris Johnson will make TV apology if Brexit triggers recession

I think it would be more fitting if we scooped his eyes out with a water cannon

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I wonder if he’ll keep his word?
Boris Johnson will make TV apology if Brexit triggers recession

He probably means it.

I'm not sure he knows what an apology actually is though.

 

[pengaleng]

fuckin love boris the bendy bus slayer GOAT.

 

[Ming]

He probably means it.

I'm not sure he knows what an apology actually is though.

The thing is i suspect becoming PM was, for him, a bucket list thing. Y’know like you or i might like to visit Florence or do a bungee jump in NZ. I’ve got this impression of him on the day he walked into number 10, swiping the red boxes off his nice new desk, putting his feet on it, leaning back in his nice new chair (hands behind his head) and letting out a long satisfied sigh. Maybe then calling his nice new PA for some finger rolls and a pot of tea (maybe a glass of a nice Speyside like Winston (tee fucking hee)).
I suppose in a round about way i’m saying he might not take the job, or the consequences of his decisions in it, too seriously. BULLER! BULLER! BULLER!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

on teh tweeter

 

[andysays]

...I’ve got this impression of him on the day he walked into number 10, swiping the red boxes off his nice new desk, putting his feet on it, leaning back in his nice new chair (hands behind his head) and letting out a long satisfied sigh...

Funnily enough

Did Boris Johnson put his foot in it in talks with Macron?

A photo of Boris Johnson sticking his foot on a table during talks in Paris with the French president triggered unflattering comments on social media.

 

[MrSki]

Funnily enough

Did Boris Johnson put his foot in it in talks with Macron?

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's not what it appears to be. *somewhat disappointed*

 

[Pickman's model]

90 days, a quarter of his time has elapsed

 

[Pickman's model]

What's actually going on there is Johnson has demanded Macron shine his shoes

 

[MrSki]

His visit is been taken seriously.

Captions please.

 

[andysays]

It's not what it appears to be. *somewhat disappointed*

Yeah, the original article I linked to explained that, but it's 100% believable that Johnson would put his feet on an antique table, otherwise it wouldn't work so well as a story.

 

[Ming]

Funnily enough

Did Boris Johnson put his foot in it in talks with Macron?

Well he is an ignorant ill mannered cunt.

 

[extra dry]

His visit is been taken seriously.

Captions please.

He then said an amendment...with with a slight review of the...the Irish backstop...while kicking Bon aparts Foot stool.

 

[ViolentPanda]

His visit is been taken seriously.

Captions please.

Merkel: "Mein Gott!!! Johnson is ein Große fotze!"

Macron: Muttley-like sniggering.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Obviously Johnson a cunt and I know it since came out that it was some sort of shit banter, but I'm all for disrespecting pricks like Macron. People should be throwing fucking shoes at his face

 

[Proper Tidy]

In unlikely event I ever get a meeting with Macron I'm gonna wear a yellow vest and slash him

 

[Pickman's model]

Obviously Johnson a cunt and I know it since came out that it was some sort of shit banter, but I'm all for disrespecting pricks like Macron. People should be throwing fucking shoes at his face

Only after stamping the nefandous Johnson to a well deserved death

 

[Proper Tidy]

Only after stamping the nefandous Johnson to a well deserved death

Crush them both with tons of shoes like when farmers get done by massive bales of hay

 

[redsquirrel]

In unlikely event I ever get a meeting with Macron I'm gonna wear a yellow vest and slash him

That's not very respectful PT.

But Macron did not let matters rest there. Admonishing the junior high school student, he said: “You’re here, at an official ceremony and you should behave. You can play the fool but today it’s the Marseillaise, the Chant des Partisans [French Resistance song], so you call me ‘Mister President’ or ‘sir’. Ok? There you go.”

 

[stavros]

'But Macron did not let matters rest there. Admonishing the junior high school student, he said: “You’re here, at an official ceremony and you should behave. You can play the fool but today it’s the Marseillaise, the Chant des Partisans [French Resistance song], so you call me ‘Mister President’ or ‘sir’. Ok? There you go.”'

I can't help hoping he said similar to Johnson after their meeting for the cameras.

 

[brogdale]

Really hoping that member of hotel staff is actually giving them the wanker hand gesture behind their backs!

 

[weltweit]

Did Boris hold Trump's hand - to help him down those amazing stairs!

 

[extra dry]

Really hoping that member of hotel staff is actually giving them the wanker hand gesture behind their backs!

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Boris demostrating the depth of his bullshit he is willing to do for America.

 

[stavros]

Really hoping that member of hotel staff is actually giving them the wanker hand gesture behind their backs!

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What a garish and gaudy rug that is, looking wholly out of keeping with its environment.

The carpet's OK mind.

 

[gosub]

I hope if the British delegation got stuff done in the last hour. Slight taint, but a fantastic afternoon of cricket.
Dinner should be interesting. I wonder if Prince Willem Alexander's tree money will come up given the guest list.

 

[brogdale]

I know I shouldn't post tweets and all that....but....

 

[ViolentPanda]

Really hoping that member of hotel staff is actually giving them the wanker hand gesture behind their backs!

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Trump really does have tiny hands, compared to Johnson.

 

[extra dry]

By the blank expression on his face T rump pondered why all the staff spoke French and not Spainish.