PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[elbows]

He cant even do that right, Hancocks got it instead.

Covid: Matt Hancock contracts virus for second time

The former health secretary says he is self-isolating after the positive test result.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[elbows]

The fascinating thing is he very plainly doesn't give a fuck for internet catastrophing, social media, and the self-important illibral world.

Coming back here is like 50 pages of wha wha whambulance for someone who doesn't care a single shit about anything you have to say. I think it mght be something to do with democracy and an 82-seat majority. Plus - maybe - the red wall security of a 55% UC taper, effective full employment at 4%, those on low wages regaining dignity, a currency that's gained 10% on the euro in 12-months, and the new-found desperation of the French - on the backs of drowned migrants - to control their northern border.

But never mind all that, let's talk about a drinks party organised by god knows who 13-months ago. That'll shirley do for him.

You cant write this one off in that way, for the following is from a member of his own party. Political party that is, not drinks party.

"We should get rid of him…. We should own the situation. We are the Tory party. We are not delivering good governance."

Thats from PM facing growing anger over Downing Street drinks party

We are the Tory party, we have sharp knives, we invite Reg Icide to all the best parties.

 

[eatmorecheese]

The fascinating thing is he very plainly doesn't give a fuck for internet catastrophing, social media, and the self-important illibral world.

Coming back here is like 50 pages of wha wha whambulance for someone who doesn't care a single shit about anything you have to say. I think it mght be something to do with democracy and an 82-seat majority. Plus - maybe - the red wall security of a 55% UC taper, effective full employment at 4%, those on low wages regaining dignity, a currency that's gained 10% on the euro in 12-months, and the new-found desperation of the French - on the backs of drowned migrants - to control their northern border.

But never mind all that, let's talk about a drinks party organised by god knows who 13-months ago. That'll shirley do for him.

 

[Loose meat]

Hey everyone. like the fresh meme cos someone needs to feel niche internet love.

 

[brogdale]

niche seems to be word of the week across some threads....

 

[Pickman's model]

niche seems to be word of the week across some threads....

Niche to know

 

[existentialist]

The fascinating thing is he very plainly doesn't give a fuck for internet catastrophing, social media, and the self-important illibral world.

Coming back here is like 50 pages of wha wha whambulance for someone who doesn't care a single shit about anything you have to say. I think it mght be something to do with democracy and an 82-seat majority. Plus - maybe - the red wall security of a 55% UC taper, effective full employment at 4%, those on low wages regaining dignity, a currency that's gained 10% on the euro in 12-months, and the new-found desperation of the French - on the backs of drowned migrants - to control their northern border.

But never mind all that, let's talk about a drinks party organised by god knows who 13-months ago. That'll shirley do for him.

Oh, deadbeef is back. How lovely.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh, deadbeef is back. How lovely.

Loose bowels

 

[Pickman's model]

The fascinating thing is he very plainly doesn't give a fuck for internet catastrophing, social media, and the self-important illibral world.

Coming back here is like 50 pages of wha wha whambulance for someone who doesn't care a single shit about anything you have to say. I think it mght be something to do with democracy and an 82-seat majority. Plus - maybe - the red wall security of a 55% UC taper, effective full employment at 4%, those on low wages regaining dignity, a currency that's gained 10% on the euro in 12-months, and the new-found desperation of the French - on the backs of drowned migrants - to control their northern border.

But never mind all that, let's talk about a drinks party organised by god knows who 13-months ago. That'll shirley do for him.

Johnson never had an 82 seat majority. It was 80. And it's now 79. Which by coincidence appears to be your iq

 

[brogdale]

Whatever their name, one thing we can be certain of...with support for Johnson like that...they ain't no tory mp.

 

[elbows]

I had missed this when they revisted it a few years ago. Contains some words we have had other reasons to associate with Johnson in more recent years.

 

[brogdale]

mainstream media interviews by the few tories prepared to go OTR tonight seem to indicate that the Parliamentary party see the opportunity to ditch blustercunt.

 

[Wilf]

I had missed this when they revisted it a few years ago. Contains some words we have had other reasons to associate with Johnson in more recent years.

Gawd Bless him, probably only had about 3 families in them days.

 

[brogdale]

Torygraph bloke on Newsnight reckons they've got details of another party...and they've been tipped off that blustercunt will issue a statement before PMQs tomorrow.

 

[brogdale]

...and videos of the party to come!

 

[Sue]

Spoiler: Johnson's plan for tomorrow

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You think he's got a plan..?

 

[brogdale]

 

[two sheds]

You think he's got a plan..?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Laura whatserface is being remarkably quiet on this

 

[Ming]

innit?

I suppose the Bullingdon club’s restaurant trashing antics are just training for trashing bigger things. Also teaches that money immunises from consequences.

 

[pogofish]

If anything surprises me about all this, it is that I am so completely, coldly and utterly unsurprised by them doing it.

My mother was starting to die then too.

 

[Ming]

The one good thing he's done a great job of is hammering the Tories' popularity. Long may it continue.

Definitely an upside. He’s so naked in his contempt for ‘the ioks’ it’s starting to show quite blatantly. Do remember when he deliberately mangled the pronunciation of ‘vegan sausages’?

 

[Dystopiary]

Definitely an upside. He’s so naked in his contempt for ‘the ioks’ it’s starting to show quite blatantly. Do remember when he deliberately mangled the pronunciation of ‘vegan sausages’?

No I don't. What a comptemtible dickhead he is.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, much as I'm appreciating his discomfort, I still wish he'd died. So unfair.

 

[Ming]

No I don't. What a comptemtible dickhead he is.

Indeed he is. To be honest I’m quite surprised he hasn’t been chinned by a member of the public.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, to cheer us all up, a musical interlude:

 

[Dystopiary]

Indeed he is. To be honest I’m quite surprised he hasn’t been chinned by a member of the public.

Vee-GANN. I would love to see someone chin him.

 

[Ming]

Vee-GANN. I would love to see someone chin him.

If i was on his close protection unit I’d be very slow in response to a threat. In fact I’d fake tripping up and do a slow controlled descent to the ground holding my ankle with a pained expression on my face (premier league takedown).

 

[Wilf]

Torygraph bloke on Newsnight reckons they've got details of another party...and they've been tipped off that blustercunt will issue a statement before PMQs tomorrow.

So, something along the lines of 'these were work related blah blah, but I now realise it would have been better not to attend, given the sacrifices blah blah... I gave my (dishonest) answers in the knowledge that there would be a full investigation anyway. I realise this too might not have looked blah blah. Humility, lessons learned, more blah'.

 

[Dom Traynor]

This seems like he's going to find it very hard to wriggle out, given what Tories are saying.