PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[gosub]

We've got an PM's Ethics feller who can't bring himself to resign even when the PM directly lies to him about the very thing he's investigating.

Now we've got a 2nd Party Investigator, after the first one resigned because he went to the parties.... who the PM asked if there were any parties and will now have to pick up on the parties that the PM attended... and a process where the PM refuses to answer public questions about whether he went to parties because Party Investigator Number 2 is now investigating whether he went to a party. And don't get me started on the shithouses in the Met....

Have I missed anything?

yep covid causing some issues with manpower....they'd all rather wait til the other side of that before anything happens.....be a couple of weeks b4 anyone else wants BJ's job

 

[scalyboy]

But if Fabricant and de Pfeffel are taking style tips from Terry Stone (aka Terry Turbo, when he was running things on the rave, jungle & D&B scenes), which top Tory is modelling himself on Craig Fairbrass?

 

[Wilf]

This fiasco would be hilarious if not for the thought of the misery and despair people went through of not even being allowed the comfort of sitting with their dying loved ones, whilst these parties went on.
Tories. Despicable bastards the entire shower of them.

Yep, my mum had died in a care home the week before this party, in exactly those circumstances.

 

[Petcha]

Yeah there was never any rule about key workers getting special permission to have social gatherings. Not like 'key workers' was ever properly defined either; I saw accountants claiming that they counted as key workers and all sorts of shit.

My ex is a scheduler for a well known TV channel. Ie, she puts adverts into a spreadsheet to determine when they'll be played. She was designated a key worker (because TV is essential) so could work from home. While our kid's teacher was still going into school every day working her arse off.

 

[Calamity1971]

Paymaster general live in the commons.
' The prime minister has had Covid himself'.
Wtf has that got to do with it?
This is like an amateur fucking farce.
Angela eagle, ' it would be quicker to investigate when there wasn't a party'

 

[scalyboy]

Why isn't the cowardly de Pfeffel in the Commons now, answering Rayner's urgent question, rather than letting his Paymaster General Michael Ellis and other flunkies face the music? Hiding in a fridge again no doubt, the twat.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Why isn't the cowardly de Pfeffel in the Commons now, answering Rayner's urgent question, rather than letting his Paymaster General Michael Ellis and other flunkies face the music? Hiding in a fridge again no doubt, the twat.

He's probably out at a party.

 

[gosub]

Paymaster general live in the commons.
' The prime minister has had Covid himself'.
Wtf has that got to do with it?
This is like an amateur fucking farce.
Angela eagle, ' it would be quicker to investigate when there wasn't a party'

If you remember back to when Cummings legged it to the North East think they'd all pretty much had covid

 

[ruffneck23]

This whole urgent questions farce is bollocks, Johnson is a fucking coward (obvs).

 

[Calamity1971]

' The prime minister has the confidence of the people of this country'.
This paymaster is a comedy genius.

 

[Calamity1971]

This whole urgent questions farce is bollocks, Johnson is a fucking coward (obvs).

What's the odds he gets pinged by the NHS app by tomorrow for pmq's?

 

[scalyboy]

FFS if he won't resign of his own accord, surely his own party have to give him the heave-ho, if only for their own self-preservation? If de Pfeffel is still in charge at the next election, a lot of current Tory MPs will lose their constituencies and have to get a proper job.

A pollster on the radio earlier today said his popularity is now lower than Theresa May's in the last week of her reign. Highest Covid death rate in Europe FFS. Get rid of this craven, entitled, sociopathic clown.

The penguins are getting restless.

 

[gosub]

What's the odds he gets pinged by the NHS app by tomorrow for pmq's?

probably depends on which phone he's using

 

[not-bono-ever]

I know the thread is a construction of lolz and piss takery but it’s kinda gone beyond that IRL. This administration is a criminal enterprise .

 

[not-bono-ever]

Whatever shit comes along next will change nothing

 

[bemused]

FFS if he won't resign of his own accord, surely his own party have to give him the heave-ho, if only for their own self-preservation? If de Pfeffel is still in charge at the next election, a lot of current Tory MPs will lose their constituencies and have to get a proper job.

A pollster on the radio earlier today said his popularity is now lower than Theresa May's in the last week of her reign. Highest Covid death rate in Europe FFS. Get rid of this craven, entitled, sociopathic clown.

The penguins are getting restless.

I suspect Tory MPs would like him to limp on until about 18 months before an election then push in someone they think will win.

 

[Pickman's model]

FFS if he won't resign of his own accord, surely his own party have to give him the heave-ho, if only for their own self-preservation? If de Pfeffel is still in charge at the next election, a lot of current Tory MPs will lose their constituencies and have to get a proper job.

A pollster on the radio earlier today said his popularity is now lower than Theresa May's in the last week of her reign. Highest Covid death rate in Europe FFS. Get rid of this craven, entitled, sociopathic clown.

The penguins are getting restless.

if you want a job done properly you have to do it yourself. and send the penguins the tattered remains of his corpse.

 

[gosub]

I suspect Tory MPs would like him to limp on until about 18 months before an election then push in someone they think will win.

Nah, will be this Spring, you could see that from Telegraph Boxing Day headline. Must of been the talk of many a tory Xmas dinner table

 

[Pickman's model]

Nah, will be this Spring, you could see that from Telegraph Boxing Day headline. Must of been the talk of many a tory Xmas dinner table

yes, why they still had a turkey as the leader of their party after xmas

 

[bemused]

Nah, will be this Spring, you could see that from Telegraph Boxing Day headline. Must of been the talk of many a tory Xmas dinner table

Fingers crossed for a Liz Truss leadership victory, I need a good laugh.

 

[teqniq]

I know the thread is a construction of lolz and piss takery but it’s kinda gone beyond that IRL. This administration is a criminal enterprise .

this x10

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I suspect Tory MPs would like him to limp on until about 18 months before an election then push in someone they think will win.

dunno - 18 months may be too long for the 'new manager bounce' to last. (although just looked it up and it was about 18 months from john major becoming party leader to winning the 1992 election) - but do cycles of whatever move quicker now?

 

[two sheds]

He got covid cos he was walking round without a mask on, and shaking hands with anyone he could get a photo op with. And going to fucking parties.

 

[teqniq]

 

[teqniq]

Met Police: Investigate the Downing Street Christmas Party

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[killer b]

this looks like bullshit to me.

 

[brogdale]

this looks like bullshit to me.

Certainly nothing 'out there' to support any of that, so far.

 

[_Russ_]

Whatever shit comes along next will change nothing

Its true that this government under Johnson has normalised blatant corruption and cronyism in the public psyche and even though I believe there will still be a limit to the level of this acceptance, the bar has been set so low that barring a violent uprising we are destined to be ruled by crooks for the foreseeable

 

[gosub]

Fingers crossed for a Liz Truss leadership victory, I need a good laugh.

And risk the plebs discovering decent cheese? Let them eat Edam. Its supposed to be between her and Rishi Sunak (curious what UKIP tory types would make of that).

But what I want to know is during that bit when BJ had covid and Cummings suddenly remembered he had an opticians appointment - who was running the country then? they sort of stablized the mess for a bit

 

[Pickman's model]

And risk the plebs discovering decent cheese? Let them eat Edam. Its supposed to be between her and Rishi Sunak (curious what UKIP tory types would make of that).

But what I want to know is during that bit when BJ had covid and Cummings suddenly remembered he had an opticians appointment - who was running the country then? they sort of stablized the mess for a bit

no one. no one was running the country and that's why things worked for a little bit.