Absolutely.
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Oh, I dunno, I'm sure there's always a place for a shameless cunt with no morals, willing to exploit every name in his address book. Admittedly, his success rate will be something similar to Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors on a Sunday morning.
stdP
One Swiss dinosaur in Polly Gosling's anorak hood
Announcing you're hiring Boris would be a great instrument for making money if you wanted to short your own stocks. Potentially a far more lucrative gig than giving after-dinner speeches and performative dogging.
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Well he’s doing that to the whole UK economy so in ‘good fit’ terms I think he may be in high demand.
not a trot
Well-Known Member
Dressed as Peppa Pig.
LeytonCatLady
Well-Known Member
Now I'm getting vibes of David Brent doing his motivational speech!
Steel Icarus
we move
And therefore constantly scanning for Cameron
Curiouscarl
Active Member
As useless as BJ appears. He is part of the plan. Have a literal idiot as the face. A distraction as you would say. Implementing laws and rules that he probably doesn't understand.
Whilst making Starmer, (Who don't forget is in Intelligence). Look good. Voila. The establishment never misses a beat. It looks like an unorganised mess. But, It is far from that.
Then, in years to come. When we are looking for someone to blame. The government can say, "You voted Boris in!"
It's fuunny because, the position of PM means nothing anymore. As, It appears anyone can get the position.
Also. It looks like the the people's in power are filling their pockets as quick as they can. Ya know, before the next financial crash.
Good times.
Whilst making Starmer, (Who don't forget is in Intelligence). Look good. Voila. The establishment never misses a beat. It looks like an unorganised mess. But, It is far from that.
Then, in years to come. When we are looking for someone to blame. The government can say, "You voted Boris in!"
It's fuunny because, the position of PM means nothing anymore. As, It appears anyone can get the position.
Also. It looks like the the people's in power are filling their pockets as quick as they can. Ya know, before the next financial crash.
Good times.
Steel Icarus
we move
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Starmer is in intelligence?As useless as BJ appears. He is part of the plan. Have a literal idiot as the face. A distraction as you would say. Implementing laws and rules that he probably doesn't understand.
Whilst making Starmer, (Who don't forget is in Intelligence). Look good. Voila. The establishment never misses a beat. It looks like an unorganised mess. But, It is far from that.
Then, in years to come. When we are looking for someone to blame. The government can say, "You voted Boris in!"
It's fuunny because, the position of PM means nothing anymore. As, It appears anyone can get the position.
Also. It looks like the the people's in power are filling their pockets as quick as they can. Ya know, before the next financial crash.
Good times.
Louis MacNeice
Autumn Journalist
So who is actually organising all this and to what purpose?As useless as BJ appears. He is part of the plan. Have a literal idiot as the face. A distraction as you would say. Implementing laws and rules that he probably doesn't understand.
Whilst making Starmer, (Who don't forget is in Intelligence). Look good. Voila. The establishment never misses a beat. It looks like an unorganised mess. But, It is far from that.
Then, in years to come. When we are looking for someone to blame. The government can say, "You voted Boris in!"
It's fuunny because, the position of PM means nothing anymore. As, It appears anyone can get the position.
Also. It looks like the the people's in power are filling their pockets as quick as they can. Ya know, before the next financial crash.
Good times.
Cheers - Louis MacNeice
not-bono-ever
meh
He will be briefed by the intelligence lot as opposition leader but Hr doesn’t work for them obvs
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Themuns
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
That's because it is. Especailly with wankers like johnson trying to blagg it.
Email shows Boris Johnson aide invited No 10 staff to lockdown ‘BYOB’ party
Police investigating reports that Martin Reynolds invited 100 employees and PM attended at time when social mixing was banned
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
When asked earlier by itv, he just stood there grinning and laughing the cunt.Email shows Boris Johnson aide invited No 10 staff to lockdown ‘BYOB’ party
Police investigating reports that Martin Reynolds invited 100 employees and PM attended at time when social mixing was bannedwww.theguardian.com
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
Email shows Boris Johnson aide invited No 10 staff to lockdown ‘BYOB’ party
Police investigating reports that Martin Reynolds invited 100 employees and PM attended at time when social mixing was banned
this is probably the most damaging leak so far. the text of the email makes it clear that it was a socail event and Johnson not only must have known about it he also - accroding to the guardian - is "widely reported to have attended". Its a clear breach of the lockdown rules. Also 100 people were sent the email and not one of the fuckers blew the whistle.
I suppose one of them must have.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Wasn't it Cummings in his blog?
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
not a trot
Well-Known Member
A dick investigating other dicks. Should end well for all involved.
mx wcfc
Well-Known Member
Dunno. The Tories need a fall guy to fall before the next GE. A year or so before will do,
mx wcfc
Well-Known Member
"Boris" won Brexit and the last GE. That's incredible, certainly, but elements of the tory party hang on to that - he's a WINNER. The msm back him up.
It's when enough tory MPs see their incomes, sorry, seats, disappearing, that he goes.
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