PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ming]

Weren't you one of the people who said he'd be PM if leave win?

Don't think so. I'll check the posting history. If i did it wasn't as compliment to the rationality of UK voters (if voting in your own self interest is the lowest standard you should aim for). Jut edited to add the cunts cost me a huge amount of money due to the pound devaluation. He wont be getting a Xmas card (maybe a flaming bag of dog shit).

 

[butchersapron]

Don't think so. I'll check the posting history. If i did it wasn't as compliment to the rationality of UK voters (if voting in your own self interest is the lowest standard you should aim for).

Don't bother, you're emblematic mate. Not fitting the pic

 

[Ming]

Don't bother, you're emblematic mate. Not fitting the pic

Emblematic of what? What pic? Are you having a bad day butchers? By the way no evidence of me saying he'd be PM in my voting history.

 

[butchersapron]

Emblematic of what? What pic? Are you having a bad day butchers? By the way no evidence of me saying he'd be PM in my voting history.

Of simply symbolic opposition.

Sorry if you didn't think boris johnson would be PM. Your mates did though.

(ps. great day, funeral and cricket - perfect)

 

[Ming]

Of simply symbolic opposition.

Sorry if you didn't think boris johnson would be PM no. Your mates did though.

My mates???? I voted Tory once (which i'm deeply ashamed of by the way) in 1987 (first time i could vote at 19 and i grew up in a middle class Tory household). Otherwise i've always vote Labour. You've got me all wrong. I was a CPSA union rep. And as for my mates...Greg's a lawyer who worked for the Sierra legal defence fund now teaches corporate criminology and Mike's an environmental surveyor for the Environment Agency and a former Green party candidate. I'm a psych nurse working in BC helping people who've been marginalized by the great neo-liberal party. And I'm actively involved in my union. Sorry if that doesn't tick all the boxes on your 'pic'.

 

[butchersapron]

My mates???? I voted Tory once (which i'm deeply ashamed of by the way) in 1987 (first time i could vote at 19 and i grew up in a middle class Tory household). Otherwise i've always vote Labour. You've got me all wrong. I was a CPSA union rep. And as for my mates...Greg's a lawyer who worked for the Sierra legal defence fund now teaches corporate criminology and Mike's an environmental surveyor for the Environment Agency and a former Green party candidate. I'm a psych nurse working in BC helping people who've been marginalized by the great neo-liberal party. And I'm actively involved in my union. Sorry if that doesn't tick all the boxes on your 'pic'.

By your mates i mean the lefty waffle. The how dare they set.

 

[Ming]

By your mates i mean the lefty waffle. The how dare they set.

Lefty waffle? Oh your trying to provoke a reaction! Laters butchers.

 

[butchersapron]

My mates???? I voted Tory once (which i'm deeply ashamed of by the way) in 1987 (first time i could vote at 19 and i grew up in a middle class Tory household). Otherwise i've always vote Labour. You've got me all wrong. I was a CPSA union rep. And as for my mates...Greg's a lawyer who worked for the Sierra legal defence fund now teaches corporate criminology and Mike's an environmental surveyor for the Environment Agency and a former Green party candidate. I'm a psych nurse working in BC helping people who've been marginalized by the great neo-liberal party. And I'm actively involved in my union. Sorry if that doesn't tick all the boxes on your 'pic'.

Hang on, don't use you mates against me - how great they are. I meant in an ideological collegial sense.

Sorry for being a dick ming.

 

[Ming]

Hang on, don't use you mates against me - how great they are. I meant in an ideological collegial sense.

Sorry for being a dick ming.

Lucky i didn't tell you about the dirty knife...

 

[Pickman's model]

Brexit: Boris Johnson says countries queuing up for trade deals - BBC News
how long before this turns out to be a lie?

 

[DotCommunist]

Brexit: Boris Johnson says countries queuing up for trade deals - BBC News
how long before this turns out to be a lie?

he probably saw a queue for the shitters and it inspired him to lie

 

[SqueakyBumTime]

You think that's clever?

 

[Pickman's model]

You think that's clever?

It's cleverer than anything you've posted

 

[hash tag]

I guess he is quietly sharpening his knives and is back in the frame again

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I guess he is quietly sharpening his knives and is back in the frame again

Well, he's tweeted that he's backing May.

So yes, he's sharpening the knives

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Well, he's tweeted that he's backing May.

So yes, he's sharpening the knives

He'd probably slice a finger off in the process, the bumbling toff twat.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

He'd probably slice a finger off in the process, the bumbling toff twat.

He'll have staff for that sort of thing

 

[tim]

He'd probably slice a finger off in the process, the bumbling toff twat.

Yes, one of David Davies's fingers.

 

[Ming]

Always worth another look.

 

[not-bono-ever]

nothing personal urbz - not happy about using his first name - it is a comedy name and suggests humor and fun . Not happy about bumbling or buffoon being used to decribe him either- this is a vile, mendacious and calculating fuck. an awful evil cunt.

 

[Lord Camomile]

nothing personal urbz - not happy about using his first name - it is a comedy name and suggests humor and fun .

I'm right with you on that one; it buys into his affable matey shtick. It's something I remind my friends (I'm a right laugh at parties): use his surname, like we do for everyone else.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

My guess is that Gove has got some serious shit on him [...]

Maybe Boris did a dead pig up the arse?

 

[Wilf]

nothing personal urbz - not happy about using his first name - it is a comedy name and suggests humor and fun . Not happy about bumbling or buffoon being used to decribe him either- this is a vile, mendacious and calculating fuck. an awful evil cunt.

Agree 100%, it's way too cosy and colludes with his self presentation. I much prefer Johnson - pushes him back into the everyman pack + the added bonus that Johnson = Cock.

 

[Wilf]

Hignfy isn't entirely responsible for his rise, but those cunts have got something to answer too, particularly the creation of 'Boris'.

 

[Ming]

I call him de Pfeffel (or 'that cunt').

 

[Pickman's model]

Agree 100%, it's way too cosy and colludes with his self presentation. I much prefer Johnson - pushes him back into the everyman pack + the added bonus that Johnson = Cock.

Only to septicks, wr2 cock

But staying with the yanks there's also the reminder of Andrew Johnson who was of course impeached

 

[Pickman's model]

Agree 100%, it's way too cosy and colludes with his self presentation. I much prefer Johnson - pushes him back into the everyman pack + the added bonus that Johnson = Cock.

Boris the spider

 

[hash tag]

I did not mention him by name, just saying like

 

[dessiato]

I can't help but think that, because he's saying he's not running, it'll not be long till he does.

 

[Corax]

I flatter myself that I'm capable of maintaining a judgement of an individual beyond the sound of their name.