People's Parliament?

[DotCommunist]

The smallest (proportionally) penises in the bear world.

Largest, for all of you about to ask, are the Andean Spectacled Bear. Yup, Paddington.

that must be why they can't breed. Lady Pandas are busy with Rampant Grizzly vibes while male pandas are eating bamboo shoots. The thing that has almost no actual sustenance value so you have to sit chewing the bastard all day.

 

[butchersapron]

Marmalade clearly more nutritious than bamboo shoots. Pandas should get binka to cook them a meal - that might sort out their penises and maybe even prevent their extinction

Or, given his past culinary efforts, ensure it.

 

[Pickman's model]

stop trying to bully me you cunt

i'm not trying to bully you.

 

[chilango]

that must be why they can't breed. Lady Pandas are busy with Rampant Grizzly vibes while male pandas are eating bamboo shoots. The thing that has almost no actual sustenance value so you have to sit chewing the bastard all day.

the small size of the panda's penis makes copulation difficult with full penetration being rare.

 

[cesare]

wouldn't bank on it cesare i had jacket potatoes with curry for my tea tonight and have been on and off the toilet ever since

A few years of practice and no nearer chef status

 

[chilango]

the small size of the panda's penis makes copulation difficult with full penetration being rare.

...and brief.

The Andean Spectacled Bear on the other hand has been observed engaged in coitus lasting several hours.

 

[DotCommunist]

the small size of the panda's penis makes copulation difficult with full penetration being rare.

is it fair to assume they'd have died out long ago if it was not for human intervention based on 'aww, look, a panda'?

I mean I am all for that. Fuck darwinism. We can and will resurrect the mammoth one day!

recall a while back someone wanted to synthesis a decent amount of Neanderthal dna from teh bones and find a surrogate willing to carry the resulting half thingy half human.

Oh what brave new world

 

[chilango]

I'm looking forward to the mammoth. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to go to Siberia and see the frozen mammoths.


I did eventually get to Siberia. I'm afraid to say I was probably drunk the entire time. Saw no mammoths .

 

[smmudge]

recall a while back someone wanted to synthesis a decent amount of Neanderthal dna from teh bones and find a surrogate willing to carry the resulting half thingy half human.

I would actually do that, as long as I could raise the neanderthal after he/she was born as well. I think that would be far more interesting than raising a completely human child.

 

[DotCommunist]

I would actually do that, as long as I could raise the neanderthal after he/she was born as well. I think that would be far more interesting than raising a completely human child.

at the time it was touted I was all 'poor half neandertal would be a freak, a creature out of place and time'

but it has potential. You could have this praetorian guard of stupidly muscled hominids and also discuss poetry with them when they were not smiting your puny foes

 

[Awesome Wells]

This is why I can't take his accusations of bullying and trolling seriously. You're polite to him and try to be helpful and get called a troll for it.

And as much as an arse that pickmans can be he doesn't deserve the abuse he got on this thread.

Then you obviously think bullying is acceptable since you've never said his behavior was unacceptable either.

He was not trying to help he repeatedly commented on a situation without knowing the whole picture.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Only got in by skin of her teeth last time - easy target for labour that. Small rise in vote should mean they take it without too much fuss.

Add to that the absolute shit-shower the local authority (also Green) has made with regard to local services (I believe that @mr bishie has some strong views on this), and things don't look good for the party locally.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Caroline Lucas will have plenty of time on her hands to empty bins while the bin collectors are on strike

I'd forgotten that she scabbed.

 

[cesare]

I'd forgotten that she scabbed.

Nowadays that's what I associate her with.

 

[ViolentPanda]

By all means read the thread. You never can back up what you say can you. You were asked multiple times to explain your hostility and you just couldn't do it. You're a joke.

You're entitled to your opinion.
Unfortunately for you, your opinion appears to be held in as good odour as a fresh dog turd on the carpet.

 

[ViolentPanda]

am i fuck i'd batter a panda if i had to

Fucking try it, cunt!
I'll stick my paw so far up your arse, I'll be pulling your teeth out through your ringpiece!

 

[ViolentPanda]

This sounds interesting got a link to the thread? Or anything else about it?

The thread is "Is Wicca a bit dodgy?". You want from about page 32 (the most recent stuff being from there forward), but reading the whole 49 pages is probably better.

 

[ViolentPanda]

You said we shouldn't do "look at em all" cos they're bears and dangerous

Dangerous?
But we iz wuvwy!

 

[ViolentPanda]

Marmalade clearly more nutritious than bamboo shoots. Pandas should get binka to cook them a meal - that might sort out their penises and maybe even prevent their extinction

Everyone (except Paddington, obviously!) knows that ursines favour the bacon sandwich over all other repasts!

 

[cesare]

Everyone (except Paddington, obviously!) knows that ursines favour the bacon sandwich over all other repasts!

binka would probably feed them his renowned drowned frogs repast

 

[phildwyer]

I'm looking forward to the mammoth.

I'm holding out for a Neanderthal wife. The cooking might not be up to much but I bet the sex would be wicked.

 

[Idris2002]

I'm holding out for a Neanderthal wife. The cooking might not be up to much but I bet the sex would be wicked.

I would have assumed that you'd want to marry a clone of phildwyer.

"Local man had sex with himself, court told".

 

[emanymton]

The thread is "Is Wicca a bit dodgy?". You want from about page 32 (the most recent stuff being from there forward), but reading the whole 49 pages is probably better.

Yep thanks, I've found it and am slowly working my way through it. Might skip ahead to page 32.

 

[Nigel Irritable]

Only got in by skin of her teeth last time - easy target for labour that. Small rise in vote should mean they take it without too much fuss.

Perpetual problem for small party footholds in a first past the post two party system. National stuff beyond your control can at any moment give your main local main opponent a few free percentage points.

 

[Pickman's model]

Then you obviously think bullying is acceptable since you've never said his behavior was unacceptable either.

He was not trying to help he repeatedly commented on a situation without knowing the whole picture.

this is urban, we generally comment on a situation not only without knowing the full picture but more frequently without knowing there's a picture there at all.

 

[Pickman's model]

I would have assumed that you'd want to marry a clone of phildwyer.

"Local man had sex with himself, court told".

'local man up his own arse, court hears'

 

[Greebo]

And now you're being disingenuous.

You and your wife started, completely unprovoked, to be overtly and obviously hostile toward me.

Oy! I do have a name, and I'm nobody's property. And I've also had you on ignore for a few weeks as you can't seem to let things drop.

You were given kidglove treatment on the ATOS thread because there's supposed to be a truce in operation for everybody (not just you) on that thread as people have far bigger enemies to deal with than those on urban. There's no truce outside of support threads, so don't expect it.

You know the rules about crossthread beef. Peace, out.

 

[Awesome Wells]

 

[Greebo]

I'm holding out for a Neanderthal wife. The cooking might not be up to much but I bet the sex would be wicked.

Based on previous information

Edit: Forget it, it was a cheap shot and far too easy for me.

 

[Greebo]

And you're back on ignore, you tiresome person.