Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Sprocket.]

 

[A380]

Innocent and without guilt?

Do you think anyone from the firm reads these posts?
So who exactly are posters insulting.
Fucking parasites deserve all they get. Seriously what are you doing here & is it not dangerous for your blood pressure?

Pickman's model is Princess Ann, I thought that was a fairly open secret on here?

 

[marty21]

 

[MrSki]

 

[krtek a houby]

“I have been more successful in my life than him”

You haven’t. Pick a different argument.

We've all been more successful than Philip.

Faced adversity, fought and worked hard and against the system that shits on decent people who question said system.

Feel free to remain on the side of the losers, like the royals and their ilk. Those who don't have humanity or community.

But be warned, as a remainer, don't expect an easy ride.

 

[A380]

Apparently the coffin will be carried on a Land Rover. So that’s an additional 20 minutes on the event whilst it won’t start.

 

[andysays]

Can we cut the cash we give to these fuckers now that there’s less of them to feed ?

The way Phil's been looking the last few years, I doubt his food bills can have been that high.

But they will clearly be saving a fortune in blood transfusions from unwary virgins, and it seems fair that at least some of that money should be returned to the public coffers.

 

[NoXion]

Just looking at this image has given me a musty sweet taste in my mouth

 

[andysays]

I'd say it's more child like to be puzzled at people's contempt for the monarchy and the awful personalities that benefit from that institution. You are clearly not the sharpest tool in the box if you haven't yet figured that one out.

And even to some children the blatant unfairness and injustice of monarchy and the class system is crystal clear.

Next you'll be suggesting he has a screw loose...

 

[tim]

Marxists who hate their own country.

Worse than that Crypto-Mac Marxists whose true loyalty is to a foreign Northern power.

 

[tim]

Can we please just post about this without feeding into any anti-vax shit? Thanks.

Absolutely not we need to reflect on the full range of post-Philippian stupidity

 

[rekil]

A bit of photoshopping and this could be suitable for an appropriate memorial tshirt/teatowel. #respect

 

[moochedit]

Must admit, I was twittering about Phil's nazi links and patriots were losing their shit .#mybad

Were they being "Snowflakey" about it? The Irony!

 

[Argonia]

Thank fuck for Urban. I made the mistake yesterday of looking at a YouTube page of the moment ITV went to the newsroom to announce the kicking of the bucket and I was met with a whole host of God Save the Queeners agonising mawkishly about it. At least here you get sense (apart from Spanner). Wish I'd had Urban when Diana snuffed it.

 

[extra dry]

Maybe he can fuck off to Vanuatu and join the Kastom people. I'm sure they'll welcome him with open arms...

Prince Philip: the unlikely but willing Pacific deity | Prince Philip | The Guardian

Cargo-worshipping sect on Tanna in Vanuatu revered Duke of Edinburgh as the pale-skinned son of an ancient spirit

amp.theguardian.com

Its weirdly apt for an island loving, isolationist

 

[Gort]

Thank fuck for Urban. I made the mistake yesterday of looking at a YouTube page of the moment ITV went to the newsroom to announce the kicking of the bucket and I was met with a whole host of God Save the Queeners agonising mawkishly about it. At least here you get sense (apart from Spanner). Wish I'd had Urban when Diana snuffed it.

It's good to have a refuge while the world around you is going la-la about some repellent privileged arsehole who's finally doing some good for the world by feeding the worms.

 

[JimW]

Eight days is poor, Confucius prescribed three years for the genuinely filial, seem to recall it involved roughspun clothes for the duration too, which Charles probably does have plenty of.

 

[hitmouse]

Has anyone posted the Australian stand-up comedian yet?



Don't really need to watch the whole thing but the first minute and a half or so is pretty joyful. Also feels quite weird to see people just being at a place? Indoors? In 2021?

 

[rekil]

Spanner will feel much better after a good old patriotic crywank.

You'd crywank too if it happened to you.

 

[Argonia]

Fucking hell they're moving footy matches for his stupid funeral

Prince Philip funeral: Premier League, EFL, Premiership Rugby, F1 & racing schedules moved

The Premier League, EFL, Premiership Rugby, F1 and British Horseracing change schedules on Saturday to avoid clashing with Prince Philip's funeral.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Has anyone posted the Australian stand-up comedian yet?



Don't really need to watch the whole thing but the first minute and a half or so is pretty joyful. Also feels quite weird to see people just being at a place? Indoors? In 2021?

properly cheered me up, that has.

 

[Gort]

Has anyone posted the Australian stand-up comedian yet?



Don't really need to watch the whole thing but the first minute and a half or so is pretty joyful. Also feels quite weird to see people just being at a place? Indoors? In 2021?

That was great. Just shows you the power of satire.

 

[tonysingh]

Has anyone posted the Australian stand-up comedian yet?



Don't really need to watch the whole thing but the first minute and a half or so is pretty joyful. Also feels quite weird to see people just being at a place? Indoors? In 2021?

I like that he made a Star Wars and a Fallout joke there. Top nerd.

 

[muscovyduck]

Has anyone posted the Australian stand-up comedian yet?



Don't really need to watch the whole thing but the first minute and a half or so is pretty joyful. Also feels quite weird to see people just being at a place? Indoors? In 2021?

This is so refreshing to watch right now

 

[MickiQ]

The guy on my estate who normally flies a caravan club flag on his flagpole has lowered it and replaced it with a Union Jack which is flying at half mast.

 

[klang]

The guy on my estate who normally flies a caravan club flag on his flagpole has lowered it and replaced it with a Union Jack which is flying at half mast.

why, did something sad happen?

 

[not-bono-ever]

I think the media have overplayed their hand on this cavalcade of shite. It’s usually a scramble to get a guardian here on a Saturday ( not me ) but the piles of papers left in the evening is pretty special

 

[AmateurAgitator]

You lot are a bunch of children.

If you don't like it then why do you insist on hanging out here?

 

[Pickman's model]

If you don't like it then why do you insist on hanging out here?

When there are so many other places spanner could hang

 

[Yossarian]

Fucking hell they're moving footy matches for his stupid funeral

Prince Philip funeral: Premier League, EFL, Premiership Rugby, F1 & racing schedules moved

The Premier League, EFL, Premiership Rugby, F1 and British Horseracing change schedules on Saturday to avoid clashing with Prince Philip's funeral.

www.bbc.co.uk

Why the fuck do they need to bury him on a Saturday, can his wife not get a weekday off work?