Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Serge Forward]

Spanner will feel much better after a good old patriotic crywank.

 

[Spanner]

No that is not what I am saying at all. I am wondering why you want to censor our forums on the basis that her maj might be upset. I am sorry if your reading comprehension is suffering due to the tears in your eyes.

Lol, are you saying I can’t read because I’m crying?

Mate. That’s a stretch.

 

[Spanner]

Spanner will feel much better after a good old patriotic crywank.

Projection, Serge, aka Fap Forward

 

[Puddy_Tat]

you do know that she's not a member of these forums, right?

think she's been banned and returned a couple of times, but don't think she's been back lately

 

[Spanner]

No that is not what I am saying at all. I am wondering why you want to censor our forums on the basis that her maj might be upset. I am sorry if your reading comprehension is suffering due to the tears in your eyes.

Lol @ your last sentence.

 

[Epona]

Oooh I got the same post quoted and replied to twice by the same troll, is there an Urban 75 prize for that?

 

[MrSki]

Have you ever lost a loved one?

I doubt there are many posters on here who have not lost a loved one. Doesn't mean we can't collectively have a laugh when Phil the bubble dies at 99. The Ice Cream man is no more. I have never met him & grieve as much for him and his family as I would for anyone else I have never met.
I am sure dear Brenda has enough support & experience of death not to give that much of a fuck either. He has been at deaths door for a while and finally one of deaths servants bothered to answer.

 

[Shechemite]

It matters to his family and loved ones.

have I said otherwise

 

[Spanner]

I doubt there are many posters on here who have not lost a loved one. Doesn't mean we can't collectively have a laugh when Phil the bubble dies at 99. The Ice Cream man is no more. I have never met him & grieve as much for him and his family as I would for anyone else I have never met.
I am sure dear Brenda has enough support & experience of death not to give that much of a fuck either. He has been at deaths door for a while and finally one of deaths servants bothered to answer.

So you haven’t then...

 

[Orang Utan]

Can you do a tl;dr?

OK
Fuck off to this sycophant forum

 

[Shechemite]

think she's been banned and returned a couple of times,

Border Reiver ?

 

[Orang Utan]

Projection, Serge, aka Fap Forward

Ah ok, it’s Ern
Hi!

 

[MrSki]

So you haven’t then...

Haven't what? Lost a loved one? I have lost one parent, two siblings & a partner. I cared for my brother who died less than a year ago but could still take the piss out of his death. In certain circumstances it is a relief when someone finally dies rather than seeing the day to day suffering of that person. Old bubble ice cream certainly looked like he should have been dead for a while.

 

[Wilf]

That's a video clip for the times. Some mad old biffer dressed up in a costume covered in medals he probably bought off eBay making an unintelligible speech and delivering flowers in memory of someone he never knew, all the while being filmed by a crowd on their mobiles.

Yeah, but he didn't start twerking.

 

[dessiato]

Haven't what? Lost a loved one? I have lost one parent, two siblings & a partner. I cared for my brother who died less than a year ago but could still take the piss out of his death. In certain circumstances it is a relief when someone finally dies rather than seeing the day to day suffering of that person. Old bubble ice cream certainly looked like he had been dead for a while.

Corrected for you.

 

[Shechemite]

That's a video clip for the times. Some mad old biffer dressed up in a costume covered in medals he probably bought off eBay making an unintelligible speech and delivering flowers in memory of someone he never knew, all the while being filmed by a crowd on their mobiles.

to the soundtrack of confused laughter

 

[Shechemite]

Article on it here.

that was quite a dull read

 

[Shechemite]

Charles must never be king. Nor should those further down the line of succession soil the country as their forebears have.

what difference would it make, soiling aside?

 

[Epona]

what difference would it make, soiling aside?

Not having a monarchy would make a huge symbolic difference. I am completely baffled by people who think it is even ok.

 

[Shechemite]

Not having a monarchy would make a huge symbolic difference. I am completely baffled by people who think it is even ok.

Just the symbolism (and soiling) will be changed?

 

[extra dry]

Oooh I got the same post quoted and replied to twice by the same troll, is there an Urban 75 prize for that?

a doubler, you need to get a small tattoo, of a bridge with two trolls under it, just above your left hip, so I heard

 

[Shechemite]

I find it hard to give a shit either way.

I’d like the money to be spent on other things, but I don’t see the monarchy going anywhere

 

[Epona]

a doubler, you need to get a small tattoo, of a bridge with two trolls under it, just above your left hip, so I heard

No needles! Is there not a commemorative plate I could have instead?

 

[Badgers]

 

[extra dry]

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I think Nigel should go on a 5 year pilgrimage to show his love for the guy

 

[andysays]

I would imagine something about this has been posted already, but just in case

Prince Philip dies: Vanuatu tribe who hailed Duke of Edinburgh as a god will mark his death with ritual wailing

See also Prince Philip Movement

 

[Johnny Vodka]

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Nigel Farage - what a cunt. Almost makes me want to give a shit about Harry and Meghan.

 

[andysays]

I think Nigel should go on a 5 year pilgrimage to show his love for the guy

Maybe he can fuck off to Vanuatu and join the Kastom people. I'm sure they'll welcome him with open arms...

 

[Badgers]

Piers Organ meeting Phil the Greek

(aka cunt meets cunt)

 

[MrSki]