Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Pickman's model]

I don't even know what this means. Anyone?

all fun is banned for the next period

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Sue]

all fun is banned for the next period

Welcome to lockdown.

 

[Pickman's model]

Welcome to lockdown.

yeh. but this is for the first week of non-essential shops being open. police spotting people smiling or making frivolous purchases will be issuing penalty fines. hairshirts will be issued to repeat offenders.

 

[MrSki]

For anyone interested the Gardeners World that was bumped for the demise of the bubble is on BBC2 tonight.

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[clicker]

8 days till they show the Masterchef final?

At least the rack of lamb will be cooked by then.

 

[Pickman's model]

At least the rack of lamb will be cooked by then.

you'd certainly hope so

 

[Plumdaff]

I think they've gone back to mostly normal telly as they've realised that the one thing that might finally get the British to properly kick off would be postponing Line of Duty.

 

[MrSki]

I think they've gone back to mostly normal telly as they've realised that the one thing that might finally get the British to properly kick off would be postponing Line of Duty.

I hear rumours that the Masterchef final is on Friday.

 

[not a trot]

Some TV channels are operating as usual - I've had a pleasant afternoon watching Antz on ITV2, and next up is one of the Harry Potter films. Then I will probably retreat back to Netflix.

Indian Premier League, switched channels to watch the Grand National, wife backed the winner, only because a woman rode it. Rugby on now, so everything back to normal.

 

[tim]

Long Live the Duke of Edinburgh!



Will Prince Edward inherit his father's title and become the next Duke of Edinburgh?

 

[Pickman's model]

Long Live the Duke of Edinburgh!

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Will Prince Edward inherit his father's title and become the next Duke of Edinburgh?

 

[Idris2002]

 

[N_igma]

 

[hitmouse]

Have we had this one yet?

 

[Doctor Carrot]

It means we have to stand erect and listen to the National Anthem on loop for 8 days without breaks for food or the loo or sleep

Blimey! I'll admit to having a semi when I first heard the news but I'm not 18 anymore.

 

[two sheds]

On the news, on the footie, on the rugby, what's it going to be like when Brenda goes?

 

[Pickman's model]

On the news, on the footie, on the rugby, what's it going to be like when Brenda goes?

Bloody awful

 

[ViolentPanda]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I popped a boner when I heard the old lizard had gone into permanent hibernation.

 

[cyril_smear]

Philip Mountbattenburied

 

[steveseagull]

He is brown bread

100%

So I am taking this as my finest scoop ever. Bang in there, straight with the news. Thank you for your likes etc. Enjoy the next eight days of mourning. I am positively looking forward to it.

 

[Shechemite]

don’t mourn, organise (a ceremony)!

Islanders Who Worship Prince Philip Will Now Idolize Prince Charles Instead

A tribe's deification of the late Duke of Edinburgh has been compared to "cargo cults" resulting from World War II.

www.newsweek.com

 

[Spanner]

You lot are a bunch of children.

 

[Spanner]

How do you measure success? I think I have been more successful in my life than him as I am less of a loathsome, parasitical cunt.

“I have been more successful in my life than him”

You haven’t. Pick a different argument.

 

[MrSki]

You lot are a bunch of children.

Innocent and without guilt?

Do you think anyone from the firm reads these posts?
So who exactly are posters insulting.
Fucking parasites deserve all they get. Seriously what are you doing here & is it not dangerous for your blood pressure?

 

[hitmouse]

“I have been more successful in my life than him”

You haven’t. Pick a different argument.

Admittedly, thus far I've not been as successful at getting to marry Queen Elizabeth, but I'm hoping that could all change now.

 

[tonysingh]

“I have been more successful in my life than him”

You haven’t. Pick a different argument.

Yer man Philip had everything handed to him on a silver platter, almost literally so.

Therefore any achievement which someone else has had to work for surpasses anything Philip did.

Pick a different argument.

 

[Spanner]

Hopefully you will be joining him and the rest of Satan's chirpy minions soon.

Is this a death wish?
You’re hoping I’m going to die soon? Right?

 

[MrSki]

Is this a death wish?
You’re hoping I’m going to die soon? Right?

I doubt the poster gives a fuck whether you live or die. Unless you are a ponce on the state?