tonysingh
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Fucking wish people would stop comparing the Royals to lizards. Reptiles are gorgeous, intelligent, captivating creatures and have very little in common with the Royal parasites.
Not these onesFucking wish people would stop comparing the Royals to lizards. Reptiles are gorgeous, intelligent, captivating creatures and have very little in common with the Royal parasites.
It's not super full at the moment. There is a short queue of people being let in gradually to leave flowers, and a larger group of people walking past and watching them. St James's Park and the surrounding areas are just as full if not fuller - quite a lot of people go out for walks and cycling in the area on the weekends, it looks like generally people who were in the area wandering past.The BBC seem to be doubling down on their news pages, there seems to be more Philip stories now than yesterday.
There are pictures of the front of Buckingham Palace, but they are all close shots and no crowd shots, it would be interesting to see the number of people actually there.
I'm no expert, but I'd say 110 looks a tad optimistic given the state of his 72 yo pinkies.
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It's not super full at the moment. There is a short queue of people being let in gradually to leave flowers, and a larger group of people walking past and watching them. St James's Park and the surrounding areas are just as full if not fuller - quite a lot of people go out for walks and cycling in the area on the weekends, it looks like generally people who were in the area wandering past.
There is a whole row of tv crews of course.
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That's what comes from not squeezing your own toothpaste tube or picking your clothes up off the floor. At least it is clear evidence Camilla is keeping up on the good work as he obviously has no need to exercise either of those hands for knuckle sandwich purposes or otherwise.I'm no expert, but I'd say 110 looks a tad optimistic given the state of his 72 yo pinkies.
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Fuck me, that must be where Andrew's sweat is hiding.I'm no expert, but I'd say 110 looks a tad optimistic given the state of his 72 yo pinkies.
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The water cannons Boris Johnson bought during his time as London mayor, but which were never used as their use on London streets was banned, were subsequently sold at a loss of £300,000.Where are those fucking water cannon?
Just don't turn it onit is safe to stay watching the telly again
Ok, so how long after the funeral do you think is appropriate before I phone Liz up and ask her about the royal consert vacancy?
That’s not how it worksOne thing I don't understand: if he fucked the Queen, to paraphrase the Inbetweeners, why wasn't he King Philip? Why was he a Prince and a Duke? Makes no sense.
One thing I don't understand: if he fucked the Queen, to paraphrase the Inbetweeners, why wasn't he King Philip? Why was he a Prince and a Duke? Makes no sense.
Think it's this kind of thing Morganatic marriage - Wikipedia.One thing I don't understand: if he fucked the Queen, to paraphrase the Inbetweeners, why wasn't he King Philip? Why was he a Prince and a Duke? Makes no sense.
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The mawkish mourners have gathered outside buckingham palace. Funny though how these mourners are not being wrestled to the ground by Met cops in riot gear.
These kinds of lizards too?Fucking wish people would stop comparing the Royals to lizards. Reptiles are gorgeous, intelligent, captivating creatures and have very little in common with the Royal parasites.
Who says?8 days is national morning. Oh fuck off!!
everyone. everyone is telling them to fuck off.Who says?
Do I get 8 days off work then?8 days is national morning. Oh fuck off!!