Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Sprocket.]

When there are so many other places spanner could hang

Too much of a wrench.

 

[MickiQ]

why, did something sad happen?

I did wonder but his caravan is still in the drive so it hasn't been nicked that would probably upset hiim

 

[hitmouse]

Just had it pointed out to me that there's one massive, fantastic silver lining to this whole spectacle: the whole "period of national mourning" has proper fucked Johnson's ability to pose looking smug while holding a pint on Monday. He must be fuming about that.

 

[MrSki]

Just had it pointed out to me that there's one massive, fantastic silver lining to this whole spectacle: the whole "period of national mourning" has proper fucked Johnson's ability to pose looking smug while holding a pint on Monday. He must be fuming about that.

The cunt should be in Northern Ireland trying to sort out the shit going on there rather than posing in a pub. Who is the twat going to dress up as when he has his photo call first pint? Which of his 3 photographers will he use? Maybe he should dress as a 99 out of respect?

 

[Pickman's model]

The cunt should be in Northern Ireland trying to sort out the shit going on there rather than posing in a pub. Who is the twat going to dress up as when he has his photo call first pint? Which of his 3 photographers will he use? Maybe he should dress as a 99 out of respect?

the cunt should be in south georgia in penguins' stomachs or on the beach shat out their arses

 

[klang]

Maybe he should dress as a 99 out of respect?

way too heroic imho

 

[Favelado]

Hate to say it, but you come across like a ‘small’ man, Pickmans. A small, single, childless, sorry little individual. Mature men in relationships don’t generally have time to post on forums dozens of times a day. Are you single, Pickmans?

I'm sorry to correct you but you seem to be looking for me. This description fits me quite well. To clarify it further for you, I've highlighted the jibes that are sort of true in purple, and the ones that are definitely true in red.

I'll argue with you if you're up for it.

What do you reckon?

I reckon despite everything, I'll still beat you.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just had it pointed out to me that there's one massive, fantastic silver lining to this whole spectacle: the whole "period of national mourning" has proper fucked Johnson's ability to pose looking smug while holding a pint on Monday. He must be fuming about that.

Landlords could sell thousands of drinks to people desiring to throw a pint into Johnson's smug face

 

[Pickman's model]

way too heroic imho
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More of a Douglas Hurd anyway

 

[Pickman's model]

Only 30 allowed at the funeral? Or is it different for them?

Scores of shinners will be attending to water Mountbatten's grave

 

[Idris2002]

Wrap it up team, we're pretty much done here.

 

[moochedit]

Wrap it up team, we're pretty much done here.

Stay tuned folks...... spanner hour arrives soon...

 

[Sue]

Stay tuned folks...... spanner hour arrives soon...

Is that like Hammer Time...?

 

[tonysingh]

Is that like Hammer Time...?

And now I have an earworm.

Ffs.

 

[Raheem]

And now I have an earworm.

Ffs.

Easy to get rid of. Just...

...STOP!

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[not-bono-ever]

I miss him

 

[brogdale]

Turns out that even after a RF personage dies the world keeps on spinning; who knew?

Lack of grieving RF media saturation/fawning today is totally disrespectful. BBC all cultural marxists, obvs

 

[Pickman's model]

Turns out that even after a RF personage dies the world keeps on spinning; who knew?

drink less next time

 

[moochedit]

I miss him

Don't worry i'm sure Spanner will be back. Must have been his night off!

 

[Pickman's model]

And now I have an earworm.

Ffs.

 

[tonysingh]

Fuck off.

 

[Favelado]

I can get rid of that.

Come on Barbie, let's go party.

 

[Pickman's model]

I can get rid of that.

Come on Barbie, let's go party.

Star trekkin across the universe

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[moochedit]

I can get rid of that.

Come on Barbie, let's go party.

You monster

 

[Pickman's model]

You monster

Just a twist in my sobriety

 

[moochedit]

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Artaxerxes]