Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Orang Utan]

So, zero news for many days now... what’s going on there?

Nothing, hence the lack of news. Though the longer he stays in the less likely is he to emerge alive

 

[quiet guy]

Getting the cryogenics ready

 

[Indeliblelink]

He's out

Prince Philip: Duke of Edinburgh leaves hospital after a month

The 99-year-old Duke of Edinburgh returns to Windsor Castle following a successful heart procedure.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

He's out

Prince Philip: Duke of Edinburgh leaves hospital after a month

The 99-year-old Duke of Edinburgh returns to Windsor Castle following a successful heart procedure.

www.bbc.co.uk

Sadly not in a coffin

 

[dessiato]

He's out

Prince Philip: Duke of Edinburgh leaves hospital after a month

The 99-year-old Duke of Edinburgh returns to Windsor Castle following a successful heart procedure.

www.bbc.co.uk

Just what I needed, more bad news.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Fucks sake. He's indestructable.

 

[not-bono-ever]

God bless you sir

 

[DownwardDog]

Gutted.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucks sake. He's indestructable.

In years to come only he, sir cliff richard and the other cockroaches will survive

 

[PR1Berske]

There's "alive" and there's "living". I don't think Phil is doing both.

 

[DotCommunist]

He's emerged from the lazarus pit once more.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's emerged from the lazarus pit once more.

This was in fact the queen's third wish on her monkey paw

 

[T & P]

Just saw the footage of him driven out of hospital. Fucking hell, he looks a picture of health...

 

[Orang Utan]

Just saw the footage of him driven out of hospital. Fucking hell, he looks a picture of health...

 

[DotCommunist]

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AHS series 1?

 

[Pickman's model]

Just saw the footage of him driven out of hospital. Fucking hell, he looks a picture of health...

Think how he'll look when he hasn't just had an infusion of virgins' blood

 

[BlanketAddict]

In years to come only he, sir cliff richard and the other cockroaches will survive

+ Keith Richards

 

[cyril_smear]

So is he gone yet?

Won’t be long!

 

[Orang Utan]

AHS series 1?

That’s Father Kane in Poltergeist 2

 

[Pickman's model]

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He's being delivered to madame tussaud's chamber of horrors

 

[8ball]

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Bad taxidermy thread ------------------------------------------->

 

[cyril_smear]

He's being delivered to madame tussaud's chamber of horrors

Waxwork reptiles! I’ve heard it all now!

 

[kalidarkone]

I reckon he has gone home to die slowly.

 

[JimW]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Croquet hoops on fire on the lawns of Balmoral. I watched agent's eyes glitter in the dark near the Alma Tunnel. All those...moments will be lost.…

 

[not a trot]

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Nice to see he's wearing a seatbelt.

 

[Aladdin]

And he isn't wearing a mask

 

[moochedit]

And he isn't wearing a mask

The virus obviously doesn't affect lizards

 

[Aladdin]

The virus obviously doesn't affect lizards

Or perhaps....he had covid...

 

[tim]

I reckon he has gone home to die slowly.

Die slowly over the next decade or so. This thread is 32 pages of unwarranted optimism.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

They must think we're all absolute mugs to believe that's a living human being