Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Riklet]

Let's chip in for a new Range Rover as a welcome home gift.

 

[JimW]

They must think we're all absolute mugs to believe that's a living human being

Something the dorgis dragged in.

 

[Wilf]

Maybe he's been sent back to atone for his sins. He has to be unracist for another 99 years and save a princess for dying in a Paris tunnel.

 

[moochedit]

They must think we're all absolute mugs to believe that's a living human being

Yeah the taxidermist is rubbish!

 

[Idris2002]

They must think we're all absolute mugs

AW GEE, DO YOU RECKON?

 

[Idris2002]

He's emerged from the lazarus pit once more.

The goblin blood brings eternal life.

 

[Riklet]

I should add - damn I hope I look that good when I'm 90-fine.

 

[rubbershoes]

Won’t be long!View attachment 258918

They should let him drive.

 

[cyril_smear]

And he isn't wearing a mask

Probably exempt...

 

[Pickman's model]

Probably exempt...

the undead don't breathe

 

[cyril_smear]

the undead don't breathe

Exactly

 

[cyril_smear]

He’s not even on the same planet as the rest of us.

 

[andysays]

Just saw the footage of him driven out of hospital. Fucking hell, he looks a picture of health...

Viktor off Underworld has let himself go...

 

[kenny g]

Last time I saw that expression was back in the 90's at the very end of a very long night.

 

[dfw723]

I really can’t believe he came out of there. Is it possible they’re taking him home to hospice?

 

[Orang Utan]

Last time I saw that expression was back in the 90's at the very end of a very long night.

Aye, it's taxi to the train station from the festival on Monday morning vibes

 

[Elpenor]

The queen is annoyed as she had him in her celebrity death pool

 

[Spanner]

He deserves to die because he's a royal cunt, and should have died ~100 years ago. I hope every one of the leeching cunts dies of some new variation of the coronaviris, that results in them shitting themselves so violently that they turn themselves inside out.
HTH

Maybe next time, eh?

 

[Spanner]

He’s not even on the same planet as the rest of us.

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Geezer is 99. How well do you think you’re gonna look, think and act at his age?
Typical shite from this place: blame some figurehead for your personal unhappiness, then blame someone who blames you for blaming the figurehead instead of blaming yourselves.

 

[krtek a houby]

Geezer is 99. How well do you think you’re gonna look, think and act at his age?
Typical shite from this place: blame some figurehead for your personal unhappiness, then blame someone who blames you for blaming the figurehead instead of blaming yourselves.

Fuck your feelings, fuck the royals and fuck their supporters.

 

[Spanner]

Fuck your feelings, fuck the royals and fuck their supporters.

Brave man. I think you’re playing to the crowd. You wouldn’t say that to the Queen’s face.

 

[krtek a houby]

I think you’re playing to the crowd. You wouldn’t say that to the Queen’s face.

Had a chance to meet a royal years ago and turned it down, so probably wouldn't be in front of the parasitic worm anyway.

You posting from outside the UK, out of curiousity?

 

[Spanner]

So you had the chance to give them your opinion face-to-face but chickened out?
Now you just abuse them anonymously like a kid in a playground instead, eg “parasitic worm”
I can see why you’re held in such high regard here.
No - I’m in the UK.

 

[krtek a houby]

So you had the chance to give them your opinion face-to-face but chickened out?
Now you just abuse them anonymously like a kid in a playground instead, eg “parasitic worm”
I can see why you’re held in such high regard here.
No - I’m in the UK.

I don't bow and scrape to royals. If you love the royal rapists and robbers, perhaps this site isn't for you.

But maybe you know this, already?

Your posting style rings a few bells.

 

[dessiato]

As I was once told, if you don't like this place, you can always fuck off. Spanner

 

[Pickman's model]

Brave man. I think you’re playing to the crowd. You wouldn’t say that to the Queen’s face.

I have. And Charles too.

You wouldn't have the bollocks because you're a dull coward

 

[Pickman's model]

I really can’t believe he came out of there. Is it possible they’re taking him home to hospice?

He needs to sleep in a coffin lined with the earth of his native land

 

[cyril_smear]

Geezer is 99. How well do you think you’re gonna look, think and act at his age?
Typical shite from this place: blame some figurehead for your personal unhappiness, then blame someone who blames you for blaming the figurehead instead of blaming yourselves.

I'm just a morbid cunt; don't put me in the same pigeon hole as the majority of them on here.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm just a morbid cunt; don't put me in the same pigeon hole as the majority of them on here.

The word morbid here is superfluous

 

[cyril_smear]

The word morbid here is superfluous