Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[albionism]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Moving back to the posho hospital now, doesn't want to die in a plebby one.

 

[MickiQ]

I don't think he's going to peg it despite all the unseemly glee on this thread over the possibility. He's clearly tough for his age and will be getting the best treatment money can buy.
Also other factors that seem to kill royals are not currently in play, the Q's have not had a holiday since Oct 2019 and Mrs Q and I taking a vacation often seems to co-incide with royal deaths (including the grief-fest that followed the death of People's Princess)
In addition I have had him my celebrity death pool for 2 years straight which has got to be worth extra points on the Not Dying front.

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't think he's going to peg it despite all the unseemly glee on this thread over the possibility. He's clearly tough for his age and will be getting the best treatment money can buy.
Also other factors that seem to kill royals are not currently in play, the Q's have not had a holiday since Oct 2019 and Mrs Q and I taking a vacation often seems to co-incide with royal deaths (including the grief-fest that followed the death of People's Princess)
In addition I have had him my celebrity death pool for 2 years straight which has got to be worth extra points on the Not Dying front.

so we've you to blame for his unnatural longevity

i think you're angling for us to have a whip-round for you to have a holiday

 

[Pickman's model]

Moving back to the posho hospital now, doesn't want to die in a plebby one.

he has drunk the blood of nhs nurses

 

[MickiQ]

so we've you to blame for his unnatural longevity

i think you're angling for us to have a whip-round for you to have a holiday

Damn! busted

 

[Pickman's model]

Damn! busted

 

[Idris2002]

"
It's all true. The dark half of urban is hippy and nice, while the rest of us are responsible for the countless unexplained deaths of royal folk.

Why does it have to be a number? Why not make it a colour. . . maaaan.

 

[Orang Utan]

I wish he’d shuffle off soon as I am getting impatient to tell my libellous anecdote that demonstrates his iniquity

 

[Idris2002]

If he’s had a stent fitted they must be desperate and he hasn’t got long left

My brother makes stents. I wonder if one of this was involved in this op?

 

[Pickman's model]

I wish he’d shuffle off soon as I am getting impatient to tell my libellous anecdote that demonstrates his iniquity

he's hardly in a position to sue atm

 

[Idris2002]

I wish he’d shuffle off soon as I am getting impatient to tell my libellous anecdote that demonstrates his iniquity

Does it involve a mop-headed cigar-smoking blonde DJ?

 

[Orang Utan]

he's hardly in a position to sue atm

But he may be able to despatch a hit squad

 

[Orang Utan]

Does it involve a mop-headed cigar-smoking blonde DJ?

It can if you want it to be. Can always make room for another baddie

 

[Pickman's model]

Does it involve a mop-headed cigar-smoking blonde DJ?

or a mop-headed cigar-smoking blond dj and a mop-headed cigar-smoking blond tory?

 

[Orang Utan]

or a mop-headed cigar-smoking blond dj and a mop-headed cigar-smoking blond tory?

Only if he’s a dead one

 

[D'wards]

He'll never die.
The Yaohnanen are right on the money

 

[Pickman's model]

Only if he’s a dead one

 

[Aladdin]

He's been in hospital now 17 nights...

That alone is debilitating. Even for a healthy younger person.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's been in hospital now 17 nights...

That alone is debilitating. Even for a healthy younger person.

especially for a healthy younger person who has to give the prince a pint of blood every day

 

[ska invita]

He's been in hospital now 17 nights...

That alone is debilitating. Even for a healthy younger person.

i cant find the original report now but:
"...for older patients, spending extra time in hospital when they don’t need to can sap as much as 5 per cent of their muscle strength each day, the report suggests. This reduces patients’ mobility, independence and their quality of life. Today’s analysis by the National Audit Office reveals that after spending ten days in hospital unnecessarily, a patient’s health has deteriorated to such extent their life expectancy has been shortened by ten years."

 

[seeformiles]

Moving back to the posho hospital now, doesn't want to die in a plebby one.

I’m not sure if I imagined this but I sure I saw a news item when he first went in that showed two doormen in top hats outside (denoting how posh the hospital is)

 

[moochedit]

I’m not sure if I imagined this but I sure I saw a news item when he first went in that showed two doormen in top hats outside (denoting how posh the hospital is)

I think there is a photo of one of them earlier in this thread.

 

[brogdale]

I think there is a photo of one of them earlier in this thread.

After this I could never see anyone in top hat without sniggering...

 

[tim]

After this I could never see anyone in top hat without sniggering...

You must have brought a much needed note of levity to many family funerals.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I think there is a photo of one of them earlier in this thread.

They are indeed doormen, Lazy Llama confirmed their existence up thread a bit. You’d think with the money he earns doing these boards he’d go somewhere posher, possibly in Switzerland or something?

 

[PR1Berske]

Get the "Liz and the Magnificent Seven" thing out the way, THEN get him back in hospital for the Sussexes, then wheel him out on the Monday afternoon. Tabloids get to do the "Phil watched his wife and family be all lovely and charming and then had to be RUSHED back into CARE because of THOSE TWO" schtik and come up smelling of roses.

 

[krtek a houby]

He deserves to die because he's a royal cunt, and should have died ~100 years ago. I hope every one of the leeching cunts dies of some new variation of the coronaviris, that results in them shitting themselves so violently that they turn themselves inside out.
HTH

Covid's a royal knockout

 

[Espresso]

I am watching Sweet Charity, which I see was made in 1969 and the owner of the sleazy dance hall where Charity works says that Prince Philip is coming in.
$6.50 for half an hour's dance with one of the hostesses.
Made me think of this thread.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Can this thread be locked until the dusty racist shit nozzle actually dies