Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[not-bono-ever]

 

[MickiQ]

Yet again I am made to feel my age since the song from XTC immediately starting playing in my head

Meant to quote the post by tim not elbows damn tablet it's a lot easier on the PC

 

[kenny g]

Fromage looks like red wine has got the better of his teeth. Brush before bed Nigel.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fromage looks like red wine has got the better of his teeth. Brush before bed Nigel.

Floss garrotes ftw

 

[Serge Forward]

Great record, takes me back. Makes this whole tedious waiting... waiting... for His Royal Undeadness to shuffle off... a bit more worthwhile

 

[moochedit]

the Chinese have been buying up minor brit private schools for a couple of years now and chinese billionares do indeed have links to the the party. this isnt news nigel

Awnser is simple. Nationalise all the private schools and turn them into state comprehensives. I doubt Nigel would agree though.

 

[cyril_smear]

You can remove the (rumour) bit from the title of the post.

 

[moochedit]

You can remove the (rumour) bit from the title of the post.

You know something?

 

[petee]

Sugar Kane 20:21 is 20 past 8 in auld money

so before 22:00

it confused me when i started learning german, that "halb acht" meant 7:30.

 

[moochedit]

Perhaps Farage has got the Limbaugh radio slot.

I assumed Trump would get that.

 

[brogdale]

Fucker's taking his time.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucker's taking his time.

He has an unusual resistance to stakes through the heart

 

[moochedit]

Fucker's taking his time.

We need a covid mutant lizard compatible varient.

 

[Pickman's model]

We need a covid mutant lizard compatible varient.

or a pillow

 

[Aladdin]

Well my numerology theory has failed.*

Bummer



*not surprisingly but also disappointedly.

 

[platinumsage]

He was reported as doing well last week.

This morning Prince William said he’s doing “OK”.

 

[Pickman's model]

He was reported as doing well last week.

This morning Prince William said he’s doing “OK”.

i wouldn't trust the duke of cambridge's opinion on medical matters. or many matters.

 

[krtek a houby]

Elton John firing up his karaoke machine...

"Goodbye, Phil the Greek..."

Crocodile Rock, surely?

 

[danny la rouge]

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They’re “keeping an eye on him” wink.

He’s given the go ahead, hasn’t he?

 

[Pickman's model]

They’re “keeping an eye on him” wink.

He’s given the go ahead, hasn’t he?

the judas wink

 

[platinumsage]

They’re “keeping an eye on him” wink.

He’s given the go ahead, hasn’t he?

Trying to fit the funeral between Cheltenham and Aintree?

 

[moochedit]

or a pillow

Guess the nurses didn't leave the room when charlie was there.

He was reported as doing well last week.

Is he in "Good Spirits"?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is he in "Good Spirits"?

think more blithe spirit

 

[elbows]

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i wouldn't trust the duke of cambridge's opinion on medical matters. or many matters.

The first anniversary of this is coming up soon:

Speaking to Joe Mooney, an advance paramedic with the National Ambulance Service, the duke said: “I bet everyone’s like ‘I’ve got coronavirus, I’m dying’, and you’re like ‘no, you’ve just got a cough’.”

The 37-year-old continued, questioning whether coverage of the coronavirus outbreak appears to be “dramatic”.

“Does it seem quite dramatic about coronavirus at the moment? Is it being a little bit hyped up do you think in the media?” he asked.

Later grimacing in pretend horror, the duke said: “By the way, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are spreading coronavirus, Sorry.

“We’re keeping an eye on that, so do tell us if we need to stop.”

During the first day of their three-day tour of Ireland, Catherine and Prince William shook hands with multiple people.

They are expected to continue to do so, as per the advice they have been given in line with Public Health England guidance.

Prince William jokes about ‘spreading’ coronavirus during Ireland tour

‘Does it seem quite dramatic about coronavirus at the moment?’ duke asks a paramedic during trip

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

The first anniversary of this is coming up soon:

Prince William jokes about ‘spreading’ coronavirus during Ireland tour

‘Does it seem quite dramatic about coronavirus at the moment?’ duke asks a paramedic during trip

www.independent.co.uk

god sent the virus but the mountbatten-windsors spread the pandemic

 

[elbows]

god sent the virus but the mountbatten-windsors spread the pandemic

Mountbatten down the hatches, I'll keep an eye on that.

 

[Sprocket.]

Elton John firing up his karaoke machine...

"Goodbye, Phil the Greek..."

“Scandal in the Bin” maybe more appropriate?

 

[cyril_smear]

He was reported as doing well last week.

This morning Prince William said he’s doing “OK”.

He’s done for

 

[tim]

He's such an old tease.

 

[brogdale]

He's such an old tease.

Stiff-tease