Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[danny la rouge]

so it going to be trump announcing he running for prez again or the republicans trying to impeach Harris

He probably wants to announce that he favours beans then cheese.

 

[dessiato]

He probably wants to announce that he favours beans then cheese.

Well at least he gets this right.

 

[Raheem]

Well at least he gets this right.

Wait til you find out where he's putting them, though.

 

[cyril_smear]

Maybe 12 or 21?











Ok...I'll stop now

He needs to get his finger out if you’re gonna win your bet.

 

[cyril_smear]

No, more people than than will want to make sure he's dead

Not dead, new host!

 

[cyril_smear]

15 People, 666 Lizards.

Like I told daughter, the vulcanised rubber skin suits can’t last much longer than 100 years before you start to be able to see the scales.

 

[Ax^]

hmm so Nigels big news

 

[cybershot]

10pm, what's the news?

 

[cybershot]

oh

 

[Ax^]

oh Chinese communists are taking over uk schools

 

[Elpenor]

Reds under the bike sheds?!

 

[Ax^]

the prince of wales visiting is a bit more newsworthy

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Phew.

 

[Ax^]

so english kids will get better at math

and nigel is worried

 

[Orang Utan]

Look at his teeth. No wonder Americans didn’t buy his schtick

 

[Orang Utan]

All those privately educated communists

 

[Orang Utan]

So he doesn’t mind UK history being sugar coated but he won’t stand for it coming from the Chinese

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Really, who gives a fuck.

 

[Ax^]

i woke up to every newspaper and tele station telling me meg harry had be revoked royal patronage


some mutherfuckers care about this shit

 

[agricola]

All those privately educated communists

its when they start being trained as priests that everyone should worry, iirc

 

[tim]

All those privately educated communists

Yes, but they all went to the decent ones, not the third rate crammers

 

[tim]

So he doesn’t mind UK history being sugar coated but he won’t stand for it coming from the Chinese

He'll have to stick it in his opium pipe and smoke it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

oh

Don't think thats how the curriculum works considering it comes from Westminster.

Westminster is paid for by the Russians.

 

[not-bono-ever]

the Chinese have been buying up minor brit private schools for a couple of years now and chinese billionares do indeed have links to the the party. this isnt news nigel

 

[tim]

the Chinese have been buying up minor brit private schools for a couple of years now and chinese billionares do indeed have links to the the party. this isnt news nigel

I'm sure the Chinese are, making (four year) plans for Nigel, because of this outburst

 

[elbows]

Visitors are only allowed in exceptional circumstances... could that include e.g. death being imminent?

Well with Captain Tom we were certainly invited to read between the lines when the news reached the stage of 'his family are with him in hospital'.

 

[elbows]

I'm sure the Chinese are, making (four year) plans for Nigel, because of this outburst

Do they have a year of the bull(shit)frog?

 

[BoxRoom]

Elton John firing up his karaoke machine...

"Goodbye, Phil the Greek..."

 

[MickiQ]

Well with Captain Tom we were certainly invited to read between the lines when the news reached the stage of 'his family are with him in hospital'.

Yet again I am made to feel my age since the song from XTC immediately starting playing in my head

 

[BobDavis]

If he is at end of life then they will let him go. If he cannot feed himself then they will just keep him clean & he will slip away. That is how they normally do it.