Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[platinumsage]

Isn't that the controversial Liverpool Care Pathway approach? Basically, withdraw food and let them weaken and starve to death?

With the Royals they use lethal injections to get the timing right. See George the Fifth.

 

[Aladdin]

Bit off topic but the Harry announced on a tv show that the American great grandson Archie's first word was "crocodile"

Appropriately....for lizard folk.

 

[MickiQ]

Perhaps Chucky just fancied seeing his Dad.

 

[JimW]

Bit off topic but the Harry announced on a tv show that the American great grandson Archie's first word was "crocodile"

Appropriately....for lizard folk.

He was thinking about his dear old great grandad in extremis.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Perhaps Chucky just fancied seeing his Dad.

...to help him along to the great terrarium in the sky.

 

[Argonia]

I reckon Liz(ard) will go and then they'll have to change all the fucking money and then Chuckie will buy the farm soon after and they'll have to change all the fucking money once again.

 

[JimW]

I reckon Liz(ard) will go and then they'll have to change all the fucking money and then Chuckie will buy the farm soon after and they'll have to change all the fucking money once again.

They should get them to re-use the same human skin for each new ruler, would save loads.

 

[platinumsage]

His last prolonged hospital stay was 11 days for an abdomenectomy in 2013, so this is obviously something even more major.

 

[PR1Berske]

King George was "helped" by his doctor so as to announce the death in the morning papers rather than the lesser respected evening papers. He was given fatal doses of morphine and cocaine.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I might pick "massive speedball" over "being in the Evening Standard" too tbh.

 

[Argonia]

Morphine and cocaine, what a way to go.

 

[bellaozzydog]

How are we doing dead yet?

 

[Argonia]

Not dead yet. Unless quantum physics is involved and he's dead and alive simultaneously.

 

[Flavour]

schrodinger's prince until there's any further updates

 

[not-bono-ever]

bump

 

[magneze]

Wasnt there a story about Prince Harry self isolating about 10 days ago? Maybe he's being kept alive until he can fly back.

 

[8ball]

bump

Bump because some news is emerging?

<looks in cupboard for popcorn>

 

[Elpenor]

His endurance is certainly impressive, nearly a year after this thread started and over 10 days since being in hospital he’s still not been declared dead

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

His endurance is certainly impressive, nearly a year after this thread started and over 10 days since being in hospital he’s still not been declared dead

Ah yes. I was trying to remember the date when I was sent off in a taxi to work from home for my taxes. Should have just looked up this thread.

 

[Pickman's model]

His endurance is certainly impressive, nearly a year after this thread started and over 10 days since being in hospital he’s still not been declared dead

They're still looking for a pulse

 

[Yossarian]

Wasnt there a story about Prince Harry self isolating about 10 days ago? Maybe he's being kept alive until he can fly back.

"All is forgiven Harry, please rush back as soon as you can, Philip can't wait to see you! You haven't had any problems with any of your organs lately, have you?"

 

[Combustible]

"All is forgiven Harry, please rush back as soon as you can, Philip can't wait to see you! You haven't had any problems with any of your organs lately, have you?"

I thought blood relatives were preferable?

 

[Aladdin]

Ah I keep thinking "finally".

Nope.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Prince Philip transferred to second hospital for heart condition tests

The Duke of Edinburgh, 99, will undergo testing and observation for a pre-existing heart condition.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

Prince Philip transferred to second hospital for heart condition tests

The Duke of Edinburgh, 99, will undergo testing and observation for a pre-existing heart condition.

www.bbc.co.uk

nhs-issue pillows may prove effective where private ones have failed.

 

[brogdale]

nhs-issue pillows may prove effective where private ones have failed.

Like so many private-sector endeavours, in the end it has to be bailed out by the state.

 

[not-bono-ever]

so the NHS has to take over. lovely

 

[platinumsage]

Well that's that then isn't it. Funeral before the Cheltenham Festival or after?

 

[Pickman's model]

Well that's that then isn't it. Funeral before the Cheltenham Festival or after?

during

 

[Pickman's model]

Well that's that then isn't it. Funeral before the Cheltenham Festival or after?

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