May's Cabinet
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Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Former Justice Secretary Michael Gove has been left wondering why acting like a despicable shit who’ll do anything for personal gain has failed to see him rise to the top of the Conservative party.
After being sacked by new Prime Minister Theresa May, Gove is currently sat at his kitchen table wondering where it all went wrong.
He lamented, “Could it be when I stabbed Boris Johnson in the back in one of the most obvious political assassinations in decades?
“I would have thought that sacrificing the well-being of another person for my own personal gain was the most Conservative thing I could possibly do?
“I don’t know why it hasn’t worked. It’s almost as if cultivating a public persona of an incompetent arsehole would who stab you in the back so much as look at you makes me look unworthy of a senior government position.
“Or maybe it’s that I’m universally disliked by absolutely everyone who has ever fallen under my remit in Education and Justice?
“I don’t know; it’s a mystery.”
New Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson was asked for comment on the sacking of Michael Gove, but reporters were told they would have to wait until he manages to get his breathing back under control after suffering an unexpectedly lengthy laughing fit.
After being sacked by new Prime Minister Theresa May, Gove is currently sat at his kitchen table wondering where it all went wrong.
He lamented, “Could it be when I stabbed Boris Johnson in the back in one of the most obvious political assassinations in decades?
“I would have thought that sacrificing the well-being of another person for my own personal gain was the most Conservative thing I could possibly do?
“I don’t know why it hasn’t worked. It’s almost as if cultivating a public persona of an incompetent arsehole would who stab you in the back so much as look at you makes me look unworthy of a senior government position.
“Or maybe it’s that I’m universally disliked by absolutely everyone who has ever fallen under my remit in Education and Justice?
“I don’t know; it’s a mystery.”
New Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson was asked for comment on the sacking of Michael Gove, but reporters were told they would have to wait until he manages to get his breathing back under control after suffering an unexpectedly lengthy laughing fit.
xsunnysuex
Life is a horizontal fall.
stephen crabb is out.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
off he scuttles lol
not-bono-ever
meh
pubic lice man
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
I was expecting him to get a job somewhere he could do a lot more damage.
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
There are places he could've done more harm, I guess. Small mercies...
Lurdan
old wave
True - but it does leave DWP available for Leadsom
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
True - but it does leave DWP available for Leadsom
Is this where we learn of May's true capacity for vindictive revenge?
gosub
~#
Child benefit would go upTrue - but it does leave DWP available for Leadsom
nuffsaid
But this goes up to 11
Where does he live? If he had to use Southern Rail maybe there'd be a chance of getting them kicked off the franchise - f**ckers.
J Ed
Follow Back Pro Expropriation
Has anyone been watching any of the TV coverage surrounding May and her coronation on the BBC?
I like to think that I'm a reasonably aware person and have no real illusions about the role the mass media plays in our society but even I have been taken aback by just how sycophantic it has been. No criticism of May, no analysis just sympathetic vox pops and discussion of how wonderful and historic her coronation is.
The coverage really is bad, isn't it? I'm not imagining that it has gotten massively worse and I'm not imagining that in the past it was better than it actually was?
I like to think that I'm a reasonably aware person and have no real illusions about the role the mass media plays in our society but even I have been taken aback by just how sycophantic it has been. No criticism of May, no analysis just sympathetic vox pops and discussion of how wonderful and historic her coronation is.
The coverage really is bad, isn't it? I'm not imagining that it has gotten massively worse and I'm not imagining that in the past it was better than it actually was?
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
Where does he live? If he had to use Southern Rail maybe there'd be a chance of getting them kicked off the franchise - f**ckers.
No chance. He has the look of a man who positively enjoys having a really uncomfortable time.
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
Your"re not imagining it. Its barely watchable.
J Ed
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It reminds me of the coverage of the royals, it has the exact same feel. Actually the May coronation on the BBC even features the same odious sycophantic rent-a-gobs that they have on for monarchy events like Gyles Brandreth.
Speaking of vermin that won't go away...Louise Mensch.
sleaterkinney
Well-Known Member
It's all a bit Home County Mafia, isn't it.
Stephen Crabbe...we hardly knew ye.
Or cared.
Wasn't Damian Green in the cabinet in the coalition?
Or cared.
Wasn't Damian Green in the cabinet in the coalition?
she goes away if you stop quoting her.
J Ed
Follow Back Pro Expropriation
Lots of media liberals apparently very excited at Theresa 'Strongman in Troubled Times' May
I heard an incredible report about Osborne this morning on R4 - in a news bulletin, not opinion: the newsreader said that despite having rescued the economy, Osborne paid the 'ultimate price' for his dire warnings on the effects of brexit.
No she fucking doesn't. She just carries on drumming up twittterdrama. The only way to get rid of her would be to pour cilit bang down the interwebs.
BANG! AND THE MENSCH IS GONE!
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