Maybe Your Time Is Up

[8ball]

8ball. Ed Balls. Balls balls balls. Jeez, you’re obsessed

Wow.

 

[krtek a houby]

Wow

Spanner

 

[Humberto]

wawaweewa

 

[8ball]

Spanner

Almost certainly.
In both senses.

 

[krtek a houby]

…Yes, you’ve cracked it! Only two people have ever been dismissive of this forum, and you’ve joined the dots and unveiled the culprit. Well done!

You're Spanner.

Your posting style is the same, your rage at the site is the same, your drunk posting times are the same and your obsessions are the same.

It's quite amusing that you can't see how transparent it is and continue to keep up the pretence.

 

[wow]

For someone who claims not to be spanner, you're on an alarmingly similar obsessive posting schedule.
You should try varying your modus operandi a bit if you don't want people to spot that you're the same person.

Modus operandi? Criminals have those, Epona. I’m not a criminal.

 

[Orang Utan]

Modus operandi? Criminals have those, Epona. I’m not a criminal.

I reckon you are almost certainly a nonce. And I’m sure you’ve committed loads of other crimes.

 

[8ball]

I reckon you are almost certainly a nonce. And I’m sure you’ve committed loads of other crimes.

Unless you’re also certain that he’s Russell Brand, I think you may be wading into iffy territory (unless you have a dossier readily to hand).

 

[wow]

I reckon you are almost certainly a nonce. And I’m sure you’ve committed loads of other crimes.

Thank god, an actual human. Thanks, that’s funny!

 

[Epona]

Modus operandi? Criminals have those, Epona. I’m not a criminal.

It just means way of doing things, you pratt

 

[Orang Utan]

Unless you’re also certain that he’s Russell Brand, I think you may be wading into iffy territory (unless you have a dossier readily to hand).

He’s not a real person so you can’t libel him

 

[krtek a houby]

Modus operandi? Criminals have those, Epona. I’m not a criminal.

Your posts are criminally ignorant, though.

You constantly spew on the site, and insult our intelligence without any engagement.

 

[krtek a houby]

He’s not a real person so you can’t libel him

Can we throw rotten fruits at him?

 

[Epona]

The biggest giveaway tbh (other than being on the exact same daily schedule wrt posting shite here) was when someone said you were spanner and you said words to the effect of no I'm not that other poster, whereas if you had been new you wouldn't have known about spanner and wouldn't have known that spanner was another poster, you'd have been more likely to assume that someone was calling you a spanner.

So you really shot yourself in the foot a bit there with that particular response.
People who lie do tend to slip up like that.

 

[xenon]

…Yes, you’ve cracked it! Only two people have ever been dismissive of this forum, and you’ve joined the dots and unveiled the culprit. Well done!

What keeps you coming back? You must get something out of it on some level.

 

[xenon]

Wow.

And thus, the circle is complete. Or something.

 

[xenon]

I don’t really care if he is Spanner. I find the whole thing mildly amusing TBH.

 

[Epona]

I don’t really care if he is Spanner. I find the whole thing mildly amusing TBH.

Wait til it's been from midnight to 2am every Fri/Sat night for ages and then see whether it's starting to veer into annoyance rather than amusement

 

[8ball]

Wait til it's been from midnight to 2am every Fri/Sat night for ages and then see whether it's starting to veer into annoyance rather than amusement

Those are remarkably regular hours.
Could be done via PM’s for anyone interested.

 

[krtek a houby]

Returning banned posters rarely, if ever, admit to their deception.

However, Spanner and his latest incarnation share so many traits, it's hilarious (if kind of sad) to see him double down.

Suppose, technically, could say he's not Spanner in as far as he's no longer posting under that name.... he probably believes he's invisible if he closes his eyes, too.

 

[wow]

Suppose, technically, could say he's not Spanner in as far as he's no longer posting under that name.... he probably believes he's invisible if he closes his eyes, too.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

 

[8ball]

He’s not a real person so you can’t libel him

Yeah, I’m sure that’s legally sound.
Fictional characters and that.

 

[Dystopiary]

HMHB version:

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Spanner

Socket (set) it to him

 

[Orang Utan]

Yeah, I’m sure that’s legally sound.
Fictional characters and that.

The persona not the person innit

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

The persona not the person innit

 

[bcuster]

This threads time isn't up



But.......

The Nimitz movie

 

[krtek a houby]

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Why are you so obsessed about you?

 

[Monte]

What no Pink Floyd?
Are you all a bunch of millennials?

 

[Humberto]

subtle