Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Siouxsie]

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"Giant courgette found in Barry Garden's undies"

cupid_stunt I'd sue if I was you...fancy stating your full name on the front page ' Barry Garden'.... shocking

 

[cupid_stunt]

"Giant courgette found in Barry Garden's undies"

cupid_stunt I'd sue if I was you...fancy stating your full name on the front page ' Barry Garden'.... shocking

It took me a moment, very good.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

They have capes and everything!

 

[Orang Utan]

Posted this on the bandwidth thread but it also has a place here:
Aggressive Thanet man captured shouting “I’m a f***ing legend” before being tasered by police in front of a...

 

[Siouxsie]

What a legend!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Posted this on the bandwidth thread but it also has a place here:
Aggressive Thanet man captured shouting “I’m a f***ing legend” before being tasered by police in front of a...

How long before Aggressive Thanet Man is adopted as a psephological archetype by polling companies?

 

[Mumbles274]

How long before Aggressive Thanet Man is adopted as a psephological archetype by polling companies?

i think he just ran for the seat, oh no, that was farrage

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[cupid_stunt]

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My local rag, well the Worthing edition is, it's not surprising hardly anyone buys the rag nowadays.

 

[Wilf]

i think he just ran for the seat, oh no, that was farrage

Come friendly bombs and fall on... wherever Farage things he's got a chance.

 

[Yossarian]

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[a_chap]

The headline's funny but the story's not.

RIP Jethro

 

[cupid_stunt]

The headline is fucking stupid considering the circumstances IMO.

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[Yossarian]

The headline is fucking stupid considering the circumstances IMO.

Yeah, you're quite right, I've taken the post down - "Man Found Dead in Cemetery" is a funny headline but not funny at all when there's a human tragedy attached.

 

[rekil]

Meath Chronicle - Road sign bent shortly after roundabout opens

"It could have been a parent with a child walking there," he said.

 

[Steel Icarus]

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I know this very crossing

 

[MrSki]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[Streathamite]

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That doesn't count! It's either a trade mag or a hobbyists one. either way, not a local paper

 

[T & P]

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I'm a bit disappointed the swan didn't jump over the barrier, headbutted the oncoming train and continued on its way, tbh.

 

[Siouxsie]

I'm a bit disappointed the swan didn't jump over the barrier, headbutted the oncoming train and continued on its way, tbh.

Those onlookers were lucky as well, they could have all ended up with broken arms!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Local rag, The Wokingham Paper, down plays a certain engagement.

 

[cybershot]

'Totally inappropriate': Politician in shock at Christmas lights

The moment I saw the Christmas lights I felt as though Keynsham had done a great job on erecting this year's lights.

 

[cupid_stunt]

'Totally inappropriate': Politician in shock at Christmas lights

That's a classic.

 

[Poi E]

Christmas isn't coming

 

[Siouxsie]

It would have looked more white Christmassy(!) with a shooting star coming out of the top

 

[DotCommunist]

Another town councillor, David Brassington, also pleased ignorance and said: “I hadn't noticed that, I was on the procession with Chuffy the train.”


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