Local Newspaper Headlines!

[cupid_stunt]

Another town councillor, David Brassington, also pleased ignorance and said: “I hadn't noticed that, I was on the procession with Chuffy the train.”


local journalism can't afford sub eds

Sub-editors have almost totally disappeared from local rags, 'reporters' or 'content providers' just write straight to template shapes nowadays.

I am so glad to have escaped that world, before the serious cost saving shit started happening.

RIP local press.

 

[ddraig]

The man who decorated his home in tin foil got a very tidy present from Bacofoil
Festive too

 

[OzT]

Christmas isn't coming

you sure? have you seem the picture above your post???????

 

[Badgers]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

'hateful octogenarian'

 

[Wilf]

Those onlookers were lucky as well, they could have all ended up with broken arms!

 

[Wilf]

'hateful octogenarian'

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Harry Brenton in action:

 

[hash tag]

Report: Dog Shoots Hunter In Northern Iowa

He actually shot the man in the back!

Report: Dog Shoots Hunter In Northern Iowa

 

[sealion]

Council trim bushes at beauty spot to try and stop dogging

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Somebody should have foiled the pooch

 

[Poi E]

well done.

 

[Ground Elder]

Fortean Times used to publish a regular round-up of 'animals shooting hunters' stories. It's more common than you'd think

 

[Poi E]

He actually shot the man in the back!

Dirty dog.

 

[hash tag]

Good dog, surely? He was protecting fellow "animals".

 

[Poi E]

Well, give a few other hunters paws for thought.

 

[T & P]

On a completely unrelated note, I can’t believe this thread and the equally popular ‘Local Paper Headlines’ haven’t been merged yet.

 

[Corax]

For any twitterati who enjoy this thread, I can attest to the wisdom of following @CrapLocalNews.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[JimW]

Next week he's opening a new branch of the Co-op in Blackburn

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[Poi E]

She clearly crossed the line.

 

[hash tag]

Was that instead of soliciting or whilst soliciting?

 

[Poi E]

Probably from the wrong side of the tracks.

 

[iona]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Killed whilst he was by the laptop, someone killed with him the laptop or did his laptop gain malevolent sentience and kill him?

 

[iona]

Killed whilst he was by the laptop, someone killed with him the laptop or did his laptop gain malevolent sentience and kill him?

Pair went for cigarette before calling ambulance after watching father electrocuted | The Argus

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Pair went for cigarette before calling ambulance after watching father electrocuted | The Argus

That's a bit fucked up. Poor bloke.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

"However, the power was turned on while Mr Duplock was working on the computer and a shock of around 400 volts went through his body and killed him."

400V, that's a hell of a laptop...unless one of the smokers had plugged it into a 3-phase supply