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Link? (Although I’m not sure that laughing at others is appropriate)
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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Quick search des 'SQUIRRELS forced me out of my home - then my new house had a list of problems'
She moved house to escape squirrels but they moved with her; theres more.
She moved house to escape squirrels but they moved with her; theres more.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I don’t find her situation funny - it’s the way squirrels are linked to loss of dignity in the headline. Mind you, every entry on this thread is finding humour in a headline while digging down into the story will inevitably involve someone else’s misfortune in one way or another.
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tofu eating wokerati
Moment woman fights topless man carrying petrol bomb and tells him 'I'm from Hessle Road mate'
www.hulldailymail.co.uk
Woman fights man with petrol bomb and says 'I'm from Hessle Road'
Police are hunting for the man after the incident last weekend
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tofu eating wokerati
Moment woman fights topless man carrying petrol bomb and tells him 'I'm from Hessle Road mate'
Woman fights man with petrol bomb and says 'I'm from Hessle Road'
Police are hunting for the man after the incident last weekend
ETA: I cheated a bit because it's from 2019
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By tradition the Hessle Road is full of no nonsense people. It's one of the least pretentious parts of Hull.Moment woman fights topless man carrying petrol bomb and tells him 'I'm from Hessle Road mate'
Woman fights man with petrol bomb and says 'I'm from Hessle Road'
Police are hunting for the man after the incident last weekend
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Brave lass - She could probably take out Ronnie Pickering tooMoment woman fights topless man carrying petrol bomb and tells him 'I'm from Hessle Road mate'
Woman fights man with petrol bomb and says 'I'm from Hessle Road'
Police are hunting for the man after the incident last weekend
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
CCTV caught of man who 'sounded drunk' stealing milk from Pudsey house before slipping on dog poo
I haven’t bothered reading the article cos it’s all there in the headline
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
I heard it was his turd offence
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
High crimes and pissdemeanours.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
When they breathalysed him his reading was off the Bristol ScaleHigh crimes and pissdemeanours.
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Hey cupid_stunt here is a lesson for Worthing Council 
www.stokesentinel.co.uk
Where have potholes been repaired in Stafford Borough?
A list of streets where road defects have been dealt with in recent days.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Ouch!
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Not a local newspaper headline, but a local story to me, it's like winning in 'how sick can someone be' bingo, what a charming vicar.
www.breitbart.com
Meth-Smoking Satanist Vicar Convicted of Paedophilia, Zoophilia
An Anglican vicar smoked crystal meth, boasted of corrupting young boys, abused animals, and discussed sacrificing babies to Satan.
www.breitbart.com
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Woman aces driving test after retaking it in town with UK's highest pass rate
Emma Cannon thought she would 'never pass' her test after going over the speed limit and breaking down in tears during her first attempt
Woman passes driving test
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
alternative local source, so as to avoid needing to visit a far-right 'news' site
Satanic paedo priest remanded into custody after painkiller overdose
David Renshaw from Worthing has been remanded in custody following an appearance at Hove Crown Court.
BoatieBird
Well-Known Member
'Nothing fills a hole like a Pot Noodle'
www.northamptonchron.co.uk
Northamptonshire's Mr Pothole teams up with Pot Noodle in a new innovative bid to fill the holes
Mr Pothole is urging drivers to send in pictures
www.northamptonchron.co.uk
Indeliblelink
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THE PM putting out some classics in the pothole genre today.
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petee
no gods, no malarkey
Pennsylvania police arrest nude man after school bus stolen with dead deer inside
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Rugby club forced to apologise after posting video of player's penis
A player took his celebrations to the extreme and the video somehow ended up being posted from the club's official account
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Underdeveloped pointing skills, but some success with gawping.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
"Sex therapist in bizarre row with landlords reports 'intimidating' horse to police"
www.edp24.co.uk
Sex therapist in bizarre row with landlords reports 'intimidating' horse to police
A sex therapist involved in an ongoing row with the wealthy family she is renting a house from has asked police to investigate the latest twist in…
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
OK not local but WTF all the same
Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to 'suck my tongue'
Footage showing the Tibetan spiritual leader's interaction with the boy had sparked outrage.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Hikers get high
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
Hikers rescued after taking magic mushrooms
KESWICK Mountain Rescue were called to attend a group of people who had taken magic mushrooms.
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Does Arnie know where Worthing is?
www.theguardian.com
Arnold Schwarzenegger rebuked for filling LA pothole that was not a pothole
Exasperated former California governor takes action but officials say ‘giant pothole’ is actually service trench dug by utility workers
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Dad captures photo of something with 'long neck' in Loch Ness
John Payne couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a mysterious shape in the water
giraffe?
looks more like a goose possibly a large duck
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chainsawjob
Kipping in the dunes
Hotel owner cross that sand blows off the beach onto the frontage of his beachside hotel. Thinks someone else should sort this out (the council). Is very cross. Obligatory pointing at sand photo included.
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk
'It's soul destroying': Hotelier fumes as sand keeps blowing onto terrace
A HOTELIER has blasted the council for not clearing a build up of sand on the beach after it continuously blew onto his hotel’s terrace.
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