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neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
And now Ant Jones from Woodchurch in Liverpool is going to get 500 prank Just Eat takeaways every weekend.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
At least that might reduce how long it takes for his address to be blacklisted by every takeaway in Liverpool
JimW
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If one had read the article, one might have seen they've blocked the address on the system alreadyAt least that might reduce how long it takes for his address to be blacklisted by every takeaway in Liverpool
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Just Eat have. But then you have Deliveroo, UberEats, direct orders etc. Not that I'm condoning this sort of thingIf one had read the article, one might have seen they've blocked the address on the system already
Also this thread is about headlines, not reading articles
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
petee
no gods, no malarkey
6 days ago
Devonboy59
Interesting headline.
I can understand that seagull's get drunk on discarded beer, but why are the ant's falling over & vomiting? I guess that they must be drinking the beer too. Although they have 6 legs to balance on, they must be really drunk!
AverageJoe
...
I really want to see an ant vomit
AverageJoe
...
And reading back on it, the best chance I probably have is Shippou checking in with some manga stuff.
For shame
dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
I've had similar happen, but with my finger, not my balls.
dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
I want to know the details - maggots don't spontaneously emerge in the sort of product that is presumably sold within 24 hours of being made.
extra dry
Happy to be here
You would need a big microscrope
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
petee
no gods, no malarkey
police round-up:
Hot dog: At 1:27 p.m. in the 21000 block of Bothell-Everett Highway, there was a dog inside a hot car at a Fred Meyer. An officer arrived and heard the dog barking. They approached the car and found an older black lab with a gray muzzle inside a Ford Explorer, and a note taped on the driver-side window that read “don’t leave your dog in the car in hot weather. Next time I will call 911.” The outside temperature was 75 degrees but inside the car, the officer measured 98 degrees using a laser thermometer. A woman with a cane and man returned to their car. The dog was a therapy pet named Coco. The officer asked the woman if she had water for the dog. She responded that she did but that it wasn’t accessible to the dog. The officer told the woman she would be fined for having no water for Coco and for leaving her alone in the car in warm weather. That’s when the woman’s husband turned to her and said, “I told you.”
http://www.bothell-reporter.com/news/strange-card-arrives-at-city-finance-office-has-slave-trade-sticker-and-3-police-blotter/
Hot dog: At 1:27 p.m. in the 21000 block of Bothell-Everett Highway, there was a dog inside a hot car at a Fred Meyer. An officer arrived and heard the dog barking. They approached the car and found an older black lab with a gray muzzle inside a Ford Explorer, and a note taped on the driver-side window that read “don’t leave your dog in the car in hot weather. Next time I will call 911.” The outside temperature was 75 degrees but inside the car, the officer measured 98 degrees using a laser thermometer. A woman with a cane and man returned to their car. The dog was a therapy pet named Coco. The officer asked the woman if she had water for the dog. She responded that she did but that it wasn’t accessible to the dog. The officer told the woman she would be fined for having no water for Coco and for leaving her alone in the car in warm weather. That’s when the woman’s husband turned to her and said, “I told you.”
http://www.bothell-reporter.com/news/strange-card-arrives-at-city-finance-office-has-slave-trade-sticker-and-3-police-blotter/
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Lampposts wobbling 'dangerously' in Worthing
As if that's unusual in strong winds, that's nothing compared to this...
As if that's unusual in strong winds, that's nothing compared to this...
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Complete with sad face photo:
Mum's horror after finding naked man having poo in Lincoln alleyway
Mum's horror after finding naked man having poo in Lincoln alleyway
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