Local Newspaper Headlines!

[sealion]

Heh, I've done that

I'm intrigued to know what book it was.

 

[MrSki]

Sorry fucked up the reporting but can a lovely kind mod merge this thead with the one MrsM started? https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/local-paper-headlines.282278/

I mean merge the other thread with the same title. Sorry I am a bit pissed.

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm intrigued to know what book it was.

Done it quite a few times

 

[Voley]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Poi E]

Tito, Amanda, I love you. And your baby alligator.

 

[bendeus]

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Any headline involving the word 'rumpus' is already nine tenths of the way to glory, imo.

 

[petee]

well ... yes

Beer pleads guilty to operating while intoxicated

http://www.nonpareilonline.com/news...cle_ebd18430-3869-5cbb-802c-bd6ff8ea324b.html

 

[a_chap]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Ground Elder]

Bear statue to be banned from Welsh town after motorist thought it was real and crashed

Apparently she had been on holiday in Canada, or was from Canada, where bears are a common sight.

 

[T & P]

Bear statue to be banned from Welsh town after motorist thought it was real and crashed

The Angel of the North won't be far behind

 

[Badgers]

 

[Voley]

Norwich donkeys have space-hoppers stolen:

Donkeys in Norwich have their space hoppers stolen

 

[a_chap]

Not the headline.

 

[petee]

Crow with Yorkshire accent caught on film

 

[hash tag]

Woman gets Kinder Egg stuck in her vagina after 'romantic' proposal goes horribly wrong

Woman gets Kinder Egg stuck in her vagina after 'romantic' proposal goes wrong

 

[cupid_stunt]

Woman gets Kinder Egg stuck in her vagina after 'romantic' proposal goes horribly wrong

Woman gets Kinder Egg stuck in her vagina after 'romantic' proposal goes wrong

Well worth reading that!

 

[a_chap]

Proofreading at the BBC gets betterer...

 

[colacubes]

Proofreading at the BBC gets betterer...

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The second one is a link to an earlier separate story about a woman being awarded damages for the same reason. So it's not a proofreading error.

 

[a_chap]

How utterly tedious of you to point that out.

-sigh-

Ok, how about this one for most useless headline?



[hopes colacubes s won't spoil this one too]

[[one too, geddit?]]

 

[colacubes]

How utterly tedious of you to point that out.

-sigh-

Ok, how about this one for most useless headline?

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[hopes colacubes s won't spoil this one too]

[[one too, geddit?]]

I think it's fair to bash the BBC for many reasons but that ain't one.

Anyway that is indeed a very tedious headline

 

[mwgdrwg]

Shocking!

 

[seeformiles]

Just when you thought seaside violence had reached its peak...

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co...bay-after-altercation-with-stranger-1-9250268

 

[OzT]

ETA. Posted in wrong threse, sorry!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Went Saturday to see Barry Humphries at the Barbacan.

Whilst it was a good show at the end, I was sorely disappointed. My fault 100%. I didn't read the show's poster, just saw the name. And know he's near the end of his show performing road, I saw Dame Edna's farewell show, I rushed to get a ticket. Got to the Barbacan a bit early to soak in the atmosphere, my first time there, and to ensure I know where the actual theatre entrance is, I settled down with a drink to chil before the performance. Watching the other audience members starting to wander in I amazed myself at how old most of them are, and sensibly dressed too I thought for the Foreign Attache!!

Only when the show started did I realize this was NOT the Barry with all his alter egos show, it was him displaying his musical preference, via an excellent orchestra and singer!!

After about half an hour I realized my error, but stayed on till the end. Nice theatre, with probably the best leg room of any theatre I have been in since I have been in London.

That's a long headline!

Or did you post on the wrong thread?

 

[OzT]

Ooops so sorry!!! I wil move that to the proper thread, cheers cupid_stunt!!!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Ooops so sorry!!! I wil move that to the proper thread, cheers cupid_stunt!!!

Getting old, mate, getting old.

 

[OzT]

Mouse drooped to next thread, honest!!!

 

[JimW]

Mouse drooped to next thread, honest!!!

Never a lonely post when you double it