Just how toe-curlingly awful will the 'festival of Brexit' be?

[Serge Forward]

I hope that cunt was banned for flagrant apostrophe neglect

 

[Sprocket.]

It’s all immature, childish, embarrassing piffle.

 

[tim]

It’s all immature, childish, embarrassing piffle.

You're full of whiff-waff!

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It's not happening til 2022, apparently, so I'm hoping they give us an extra hour of electricity.

An extra rat for the first 1000 attendees.

 

[The39thStep]

Tbh A Festival of Remain , if remain had won , would have been just as bad.

 

[8ball]

Tbh A Festival of Remain , if remain had won , would have been just as bad.

No one would have done that.

 

[Poot]

Tbh A Festival of Remain , if remain had won , would have been just as bad.

Oh God, could you imagine? It would all be vegan, wouldn't it?

 

[The39thStep]

No one would have done that.

Oh yes they would. Full of Hugh Grant types.

 

[8ball]

Oh God, could you imagine? It would all be vegan, wouldn't it?

And a lot of Gore-Tex.

 

[The39thStep]

Oh God, could you imagine? It would all be vegan, wouldn't it?

Nope but lots of foreign cheese

 

[8ball]

Oh yes they would. Full of Hugh Grant types.

Tbf I never understood the "enthusiastic remainer" types.
At least Brexiters, and 'reluctant remainers' make some kind of sense.

 

[8ball]

Nope but lots of foreign cheese

It would be cancelled due to an acrimonious feud between Joey Carbstrong and Alex James.

 

[JimW]

Oh God, could you imagine? It would all be vegan, wouldn't it?

There'd be bad bits too, though

 

[8ball]

There'd be bad bits too, though

The rousing speech by David Cameron being a particular low point.

 

[The39thStep]

Tbf I never understood the "enthusiastic remainer" types.
At least Brexiters, and 'reluctant remainers' make some kind of sense.

Both camps have land full of gold and honey types tbh.

 

[8ball]

Both camps have land full of gold and honey types tbh.

No honey at the vegan festival ffs!

 

[The39thStep]

Oh God, could you imagine? It would all be vegan, wouldn't it?

Veganism is a very British thing

 

[brogdale]

My Sainsburys appeared to be getting into the festive Brexit mood this afternoon.

 

[brogdale]

That all important celebratory Brexit-Broth recipe...first, take your disregarded Cauli leaves...

 

[editor]

Veganism is a very British thing

Finally, something to be proud of.

 

[bellaozzydog]

It would be cancelled due to an acrimonious feud between Joey Carbstrong and Alex James.

Please tell me Joey Carbstrong is a Nom de Gymnasium

 

[8ball]

Please tell me Joey Carbstrong is a Nom de Gymnasium

You besmirch one of the most renowned preachers in Vegandom, Sir!

 

[Yossarian]

What about having a lexit tent?.

I think I found it.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Proper Tidy]

Oh yes they would. Full of Hugh Grant types.

Mick Hucknell

 

[editor]

It's still alive! Bring Farage jackets and swing your Union Jacks to prize cunts like Gary Barlow and Elaine Page.

The organisers of a £120m national festival to be staged in 2022 have put out a call for creative minds to come up with "daring, new and popular" ideas to bring the UK together after Brexit.

The event, dubbed the Festival of Brexit when it was announced by then-prime minister Theresa May in 2018, now has the working title Festival UK 2022.

Chief creative officer Martin Green is looking for "big ideas" that can help heal the divisions surrounding the UK's departure from the EU, and showcase British creativity to the world.

'Festival of Brexit' can play 'powerful role' in healing UK, organiser says

The man behind the "Festival of Brexit" issues a call for "big ideas" to bring the UK together.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

Rejoin the EU that'll bring everyone together. Well nearly half of everyone.

 

[Streathamite]

Tbf I never understood the "enthusiastic remainer" types.
At least Brexiters, and 'reluctant remainers' make some kind of sense.

I would say "pragmatic, unsentimental remainers" makes more sense. It's very difficult to get all dewy-eyed and idealistic about a 100% capitalist project like the EU, but it's perfectly reasonable to believe membershuip is in the interests of the majority of the British people

 

[quiet guy]

Stringing up the current cabinet would be a good start and then followed up with all the other cons afterwards.

 

[two sheds]

We could certainly suggest reviving a Great British tradition by putting the Cabinet in public stocks.