In a parallel stoned on Good Friday universe, Mr Eavis (praise be upon him!!) would open up a huge fuck off Travellers Field outside the fence, with multiple trucks n buses and sound systems and bonfires. And acid on ale from a hippy ambulance, at 5:30 am. Inna 2000 stylee!!!
A Fringe Glastonbury outside the main one ...
Inside the main one, Linton Kwesi Johnson will return to Glasto for the first time in over a decade, with a high up slot in the Acoustic Tent.
Otway and Atilla will reunite!! on Sunday afternoon ...
It will be hot n sunny and 100% clear skies throughout (previous Saturday to subsequent Tuesday).
Ansheuser Busch (Bud Shiter) will have been sacked to be replaced by a benevolent consortium between ethically sound Budvar UK (genuine Budewice Budvar Czech stuff, not plagiarising corporate Yank piss) and reputable quality real ale brewer Brains of Cardiff ... pint of Skull Attack please!!
Brothers Bar and Cider Bus will both be back.
Astral Cafe (dirty squat rave techno tent) will be back and licensed/tolerated at the bottom of its hill in full effect ...
CAMP URBAN will reassemble ....
All is well in Glasto 2007 <he says, in Easter 2006 stoned as fuck mode ... >
Get posting you bastids, gotta keep this going til June 2007!!!!