Farage - The dirty little liar

[moon]

Was listening to the BBC news and heard Farage saying that he took a train from Charing Cross into Kent and it wasn't until he got past Grove Park that he heard English being spoken in the carriage.

I get that train every day.
The carriages are usually full of lawyers and execs who have recently been moving to the Bromley and Sevenoaks areas.
Over the last couple of weeks the carriages have been quite full of French students and their teachers, I had a conversation with one of the teachers who talked about their trip.

Other than this I've mostly heard only English being spoken between London and Grove Park.
What planet is Farage on?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Why the fuck would English people speak to each other on the train?

 

[Belushi]

Agreed, I get that train fairly often and its full of Brit office workers heading back to the suburbs.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Was listening to the BBC news and heard Farage saying that he took a train from Charing Cross into Kent and it wasn't until he got past Grove Park that he heard English being spoken in the carriage.

I get that train every day.
The carriages are usually full of lawyers and execs who have recently been moving to the Bromley and Sevenoaks areas.
Over the last couple of weeks the carriages have been quite full of French students and their teachers, I had a conversation with one of the teachers who talked about their trip.

Other than this I've mostly heard only English being spoken between London and Grove Park.
What planet is Farage on?

Perhaps Farage doesn't understand any French. After all they are all foreign. "Wogland begins in Calais" was a racist comment I used to hear when I was young.

 

[teqniq]

What planet is Farage on?

Planet soundbite, in the bigot system.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I watched the Channel 4 report on the UKIP conference in Torquay. The fact of the reporter being blocked from asking questions of Hamilton said more than all the words that were said.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

At first I read the title of this thread as 'Farage - the dirty little bear'. Which was a whole lot more amusing than the tedious xenophobia that he thrives on. Farage - what a bore.

 

[bignose1]

Im sorry but with a surname like Farage he's bound to be a cunt...though I must admit my best mate from school was called Cyril Hempinstock. He's dead now but what a star. His dad was a travelling salesman and drove a Humber Sceptre.

 

[Pickman's model]

tbh as he's a politician it would be most surprising if farage wasn't a liar

 

[bignose1]

Cyril died in a car crash aged 25 whilst driving through Glen Coe. I think about him a lot. Mainly cos he was such a gentle giant. I remember him being forced to arm wrestle the cock of the school who was a twat and after keeping the guy on the brink of defeat let him win. I will always remember the look on his face...as if to say 'if I win my lifes gonna be shit for a while..whereas if you win youll still be a twat' The school bully knew that too.

 

[gentlegreen]

The surname is of Gaelic origin apparently ...

 

[likesfish]

Nie bob note thats brilliant.
If he was in a carrige full of french students perfectly true and completwly and utterly pointless

 

[Quartz]

tbh as he's a politician it would be most surprising if farage wasn't a liar

Beat me to it.

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

Radio 5 went at least 20 minutes today without someone from UKIP on. That's the commie Beeb for you, but when they did get someone on (Nuttall) he said the country had become "unrecognisable". What a deeply stupid thing to say.

The architecture, geography and even the vast majority of skin colour / language has remained the same.

Paranoid, martyr myth bullshit - the kipdrone stock-in-trade, repeat it enough times to make people think it's true because it's the refreshing new politics.

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

As for "unrecognisable" - The architecture, geography and even the vast majority of skin colour / language has remained the same. If they don't recognise it they can't know it half as well as they seem to think.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

"Politician in LIES shocker"

 

[Brixton Hatter]

You can make up pretty much anything you want these days.

Massive headline on front page of yesterday's Scum newspaper said "Labour Chiefs Say It's Ok To Have Sex With 10 Year Olds".

The sad thing is some people actually believe this shit.

Anyway, I saw Nigel Farage on a train recently, totally pissed up on gin & tonic and wanking into a sock over some young French students.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Why the fuck would English people speak to each other on the train?

Farage lives in the village of Downe, in the London borough of Bromley. He probably gets the train to Chelsfield (only a few stops from Grove Park) and drives to his village. He probably views that corner of the world as a bastion of contrived "Englishness" standing against the polyglot hordes of the Urban mass of London.

Parochial wank fantasy. Pretty typical Bromley, though...

 

[DotCommunist]

he bangs on about migrants so much its easy to forgetmUKIPs other policies. Bring back national service, build more prisons, boot camps for young offeners etc etc. give these sort of cunts power and before you know it they'll bring back the death penalty for peadophiles and drug dealers.

 

[Awesome Wells]

I imagine Farage drives a Toad of Toad Hall style car. I picture him wearing driving gloves and goggles.

"Children, father his home."
"Evening father."
"Evening Winston."
"Evning father."
"Evening Diana."
"Evening husband, the butcher has run out of local sausages because of a health and safety report at the abattoir and offered a contintental alternative. I quickly arranged the church prayer group to accuse him of Romanian child trafficking."
"Evening Elizabeth. Excellent work. Is the table set, children?"
"Yes, but Winston broke one of the Coronation anniversary plates."
"Fetch the slipper!"

I am listening to I, Partridge.

 

[billy_bob]

The surname is of Gaelic origin apparently ...

Yes, a 'farage' is a potbellied little sprite with ludicrous striped trousers that makes its home under the seat in outhouses. It pops out and hurls indignant abuse at any passers-by it thinks have strayed too far from their own village, whilst poking them annoyingly with the end of one of those sticks morris dancers use.

Like 'garage', it is, of course, pronounced to rhyme with 'marriage'.

 

[tim]

Im sorry but with a surname like Farage he's bound to be a cunt...though I must admit my best mate from school was called Cyril Hempinstock. He's dead now but what a star. His dad was a travelling salesman and drove a Humber Sceptre.

Belgophobe!

 

[eatmorecheese]

Im sorry but with a surname like Farage he's bound to be a cunt...though I must admit my best mate from school was called Cyril Hempinstock. He's dead now but what a star. His dad was a travelling salesman and drove a Humber Sceptre.

Was his dad a dealer? Hempinstock, the travelling salesman? Almost too good to be true

 

[el-ahrairah]

Moon, your title is unfair. He's a dirty little racist liar.

 

[strung out]

This thread title is insulting to us decent upstanding liars.

 

[DotCommunist]

maybe his carraige was occupied by a russian ballet tour or something. Or belgian flautists. Could be anything really.

 

[Casually Red]

a scottish school party down to look at westminster for the last time

 

[bignose1]

Was his dad a dealer? Hempinstock, the travelling salesman? Almost too good to be true

Nah in them days travelling salesman were everywhere....different now for obv reasons....I get you.....hemp in sock..good stash spot

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Was listening to the BBC news and heard Farage saying that he took a train from Charing Cross into Kent and it wasn't until he got past Grove Park that he heard English being spoken in the carriage.

What if it's true? So fucking what?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

There are times around here you can get on a subway car and not hear English. That mere fact doesn't seem to cause some sort of xenophobic panic in any English speakers who might happen to be nearby.