F1 2022

[Limejuice]

There's a grand piano on the track...

I wonder if the anthem is going back to classical this week.

 

[1%er]

There's a grand piano on the track...

Its one of Bernie's ideas as he couldn't get the rain to come at the click of his fingers

 

[Limejuice]

Ted Kravitz is picking out celebs on the grid to talk to.

He has turned to The Dark Side!

 

[Limejuice]

Anthem watch:

Showy piano tickling. But another dirge redolent of dead empires, sclerotic dynasties and Helmut Marko's matted lederhosen.

A Gormenghast of anthems.

Played with a joi-de-vivre usually found in a fairground organ.

5/10.

 

[Limejuice]

Sounds like Messerschmidts dive bombing the grid.

Well, it is Austria...

 

[spitfire]

Flypast watch.

Second best of the season with some absolutely belting planes.

Fleet

www.flyingbulls.at

 

[spitfire]

Sounds like Messerschmidts dive bombing the grid.

Well, it is Austria...

It's a bit odd, they're all American. But I guess flying a Focke-Wulf or Messerschmitt around wouldn't be terribly PC.

 

[spitfire]

It's a bit odd, they're all American. But I guess flying a Focke-Wulf or Messerschmitt around wouldn't be terribly PC.

Also there aren't that many Axis aircraft still flying. Understandably many were melted down for scrap straight away.

 

[Limejuice]

How do the fans manage to breathe in all that smoke?

 

[Limejuice]

LeClonk on Max.

Very tasty.

 

[Limejuice]

Plenty of track limits warnings and 5-second penalties.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Yeah, it's getting a bit silly really - have they been getting criticised for ignoring it too often?

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Brundle's started sounding a bit rough in the last 10 minutes or so, hope he's doing alright.

 

[Limejuice]

Yeah, it's getting a bit silly really - have they been getting criticised for ignoring it too often?

I think it's inconsistency. Some races it's a big offence; others it's ignored. I guess they decided to enforce their own rules.

 

[Limejuice]

Brundle's started sounding a bit rough in the last 10 minutes or so, hope he's doing alright.

He needs a Fisherman's Friend.

 

[Limejuice]

Some great overtaking in this race.

 

[1%er]

Come on Carlos

 

[spitfire]

Come on Carlos

Errr...

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Come on Lewis

 

[spitfire]

That took hold very quickly, marshals were very slow.

And poor old Carlos couldn't get out or the car would roll back on to the track.

 

[Limejuice]

Errr...

Poor old Carlos. He had second place nailed on there.

 

[1%er]

Poor old Carlos. He had second place nailed on there.

Good for Lewis but I don't like it that way

 

[1%er]

Get in there George

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Haven't heard anyone say "porpoising" for quite a while, does that mean everyone pretty much has it under control now?

 

[spitfire]

Haven't heard anyone say "porpoising" for quite a while, does that mean everyone pretty much has it under control now?

I was thinking that as well but just saw Albon bouncing like a bouncy thing in bounceville.

 

[spitfire]

Fucking hell if Leclerc hangs on to this one they should give him a trophy or something.

 

[1%er]

Come on Ferrari save me a few quid

 

[spitfire]

Good, I'm glad the Orange Army are disappointed.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I was thinking that as well but just saw Albon bouncing like a bouncy thing in bounceville.

That's what made me think about it too.

 

[1%er]

Haven't heard anyone say "porpoising" for quite a while, does that mean everyone pretty much has it under control now?

It seems OK on flat tracks