F1 2018

[Badgers]

Got the Sky Go gubbins working thankfully.

Harsh on Hamilton and Ricciardo but hopefully a good spectacle and Bottas can keep the prancing horses honest

Wonder what 1%er is up to? Probably listening to it on a crackling LW radio in a dusty roadside.

 

[Limejuice]

Got the Sky Go gubbins working thankfully.

Harsh on Hamilton and Ricciardo but hopefully a good spectacle and Bottas can keep the prancing horses honest

Wonder what 1%er is up to? Probably listening to it on a crackling LW radio in a dusty roadside.

He's probably in a jungle bodega with a satellite dish lashed to a tree with a small troupe of kids hanging from the vine to keep it pointing in the right direction, supping the coldest beer south of Havana.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Limejuice]

Oh, lordy.

Nico Who? is slathered all over Sky's coverage.

*hooks the mute button up to the 3-phase AC supply*

 

[yardbird]

Good afternoon folks.

 

[Badgers]

Gasly engine change moves him to the back of the grid then

 

[Limejuice]

Gasly engine change moves him to the back of the grid then

Danny Ric must be fainting with relief.

 

[Ax^]

Afternoon


Fuck off Nico

 

[Limejuice]

Ooh clouds.

Goody goody.

 

[Badgers]

Ooh clouds.

Goody goody.

Dry start and a wet race please

 

[Ax^]

Williams desperately adding more screws into Sirotkins side pod to hold it down

 

[Ax^]

Rain on Kimi visor

 

[Badgers]

Not much change but some rain appearing

 

[Badgers]

Hamilton steadily moving through the grid. If the rain comes this could be good just depends on timings and tyres

 

[Limejuice]

*Rain dance*

 

[Badgers]

 

[Limejuice]

Unusual - 25 laps and all the cars are still racing.

No crashes, breakdowns or blow ups.

 

[Ax^]

and still no rain

*shakes fist at sky*

 

[Limejuice]

Unusual - 25 laps and all the cars are still racing.

No crashes, breakdowns or blow ups.

Fuck.

I jinxed Danny Ric.

Mea culpa.

 

[Badgers]

Ricciardo

 

[Ax^]

you had to jinx it lime

DAnny

 

[Limejuice]

and still no rain

*shakes fist at sky*

Brundle's phone says rain is on the way.

 

[Badgers]

COME ON RAIN

 

[Ax^]

*shakes fist at SKY***

 

[Badgers]

you had to jinx it lime

DAnny

Yeah Lamejuice

 

[Limejuice]

Kimi FM:

What do you want me to do?

 

[Badgers]

Kimi FM:

What do you want me to do?

Good lad

 

[Ax^]

Kimi "how about that contract next year?"

 

[Badgers]

8 minutes till rain

 

[Limejuice]

Kimi "how about that contract next year?"

Ferrari: Let vettel past.

Kimi: Have your people call my people.