England vs Italy (Group D) Saturday 14th June 2014

[friedaweed]

I can't wait for someone to kick Wayne

 

[goldenecitrone]

We're going to need a miracle to win this, aren't we? Come on England!!!

 

[Badgers]

at least we can all be thankful that john fucking terry isn't there

It has united a nation

 

[Gingerman]

at least we can all be thankful that john fucking terry isn't there

Sure about that? gets everywhere Terry dos

 

[Lord Camomile]

Most of them look suitably uninterested in singing the 'national' anthem - as if they've been ordered to out of some misguided sense of what pride means.

 

[binka]

If Rooney was Brazilian he'd just be called Wayne

not as good as alan

 

[twentythreedom]

at least we can all be thankful that john fucking terry isn't there

You can bet he's got his kit and shinpads ready while he's watching the telly though

 

[binka]

italy off to a flyer winning the national anthems

 

[Favelado]

Is "Ooh good kick" something you're likely to say about other players?

I don't know. Do you really pull those smiley faces when you speak?

 

[twentythreedom]

FUCK YOU, GREASY WOP CUNTBUCKETS

 

[MrSki]

National anthem sounds like something out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

 

[twentythreedom]

Just getting into the spirit of it

 

[binka]

National anthem sounds like something out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

you say that like it's a bad thing

 

[Lord Camomile]

I don't know. Do you really pull those smiley faces when you speak?

Yeah

 

[Favelado]

FIFA have banned proper kits.

 

[binka]

I have 3 fab lollies and four cans of kronenbourg

 

[binka]

pirlo 0% pass accuracy. what a fucking donkey

 

[Lord Camomile]

Are we getting booed

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Poor Phil. He's the shit Neville even when commentating.

 

[MrSki]

you say that like it's a bad thing

One of my favourite films!

 

[binka]

Poor Phil. He's even the shit Neville when commentating.

it's philip now

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh God, I'm not going to enjoy this...

 

[Fez909]

oh shit i thought it was in

 

[Virtual Blue]

That was close!

 

[tommers]

oh shit i thought it was in

I actually shouted.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Poor Phil. He's the shit Neville even when commentating.

He sounds like a poor man's Michael Owen... and Michael Owen is shit at commentating!

 

[Badgers]

My heart stopped

 

[Fez909]

I actually shouted.

me too

 

[tommers]

I think I've woken my daughter up.

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Don't shoot, don't shoot...!"

Ha, even the VT person thought it was a goal Did think Sterling's 'celebration' was oddly muted