DUP and Tory f*ck up thread

[HoratioCuthbert]

I think you're in a minority, though, danny. It was my first thought when I saw the picture - she's dressed up as the EU flag.

Och only if you're that type of wanker that has that EU flag with a tear thing on their profiles surely? I too am in this minority!

Bugger it, let's be honest, bring back public hanging, now thon was a well supported activity

I'll do the sanctioning, I have a list....I don't like state sanctioned murder but I'm getting a taste for prole sanctioned hangings aye

 

[Pickman's model]

How do you know they are "stockings"? Why not the unity of tights?

The Queen is something of a traditionalist in matters of undergarments

 

[ViolentPanda]

Och only if you're that type of wanker that has that EU flag with a tear thing on their profiles surely? I too am in this minority!

I'll do the sanctioning, I have a list....I don't like state sanctioned murder but I'm getting a taste for prole sanctioned hangings aye

That's "impromptu executions as sanctioned by the People's Court", if you don't mind, comrade!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

The Queen is something of a traditionalist in matters of undergarments

Her Majesty in an informal moment

 

[coley]

The Queen is something of a traditionalist in matters of undergarments

Tights have been around long enough to be considered "traditional"

 

[Pickman's model]

Tights have been around long enough to be considered "traditional"

Her traditions go back more than 1500 years

 

[not-bono-ever]

or as out of habit as her maj still calls them, strumpfhose

 

[coley]

Her traditions go back more than 1500 years

Intrigued, do explain?

 

[danny la rouge]

Intrigued, do explain?

When was Offa? 750-ish?

 

[coley]

When was Offa? 750-ish?

Aye, but I believe there was something of a 'regime change' around 1066?

 

[coley]

When was Offa? 750-ish?

dp

 

[danny la rouge]

Aye, but I believe there was something of a 'regime change' around 1066?

He married a Saxon, though.

Hold on I'll google...

 

[danny la rouge]

Matilda of Flanders, who was a descendant of Alfred the Great.

 

[eoin_k]

There was that Dutch princess who got shipped over in the late seventeenth century, too.

 

[Pickman's model]

Intrigued, do explain?

She can trace her family back to cerdic, first king of wessex reigned 519-534

 

[danny la rouge]

She can trace her family back to cerdic

I had forgotten that name. Offa was as far back as I could remember. Was Cerdic a Wessex?

(Goes back to Google).

 

[coley]

She can trace her family back to cerdic, first king of wessex reigned 519-534

But did he wear tights or was he a stockings fan? Did wearing woad indicate he was in favour of the EU?

 

[danny la rouge]

Ah, he was the founder of the House of Wessex. Cerdic of Wessex - Wikipedia

I'd mistakenly thought that was Offa.

 

[Pickman's model]

But did he wear tights or was he a stockings fan? Did wearing woad indicate he was in favour of the EU?

Records kept at Windsor Castle indicate he was a stockings fan, being credited with inventing the suspender belt

 

[DaveCinzano]

Come On Arlene and Close Personal Chum, the community activist Dee Stitt to her immediate right, on the occasion of giving North Down UDA Charter NI £1.7m

(Heard about this from cruising YouTube recently - covered in an episode of BBCNI's Spotlight from October; already been wiped from YT on copyright grounds.)

 

[DotCommunist]

so looks like some papers have been signed. Probably not the ulster covenant

now lets see what they squeezed out of the tories

 

[DotCommunist]

looks like they found a billion pound bribe on the money tree then. SNAFU

 

[teqniq]

Tory lord says 'toxic' DUP will turn Conservatives into 'nasty party'

But you already are, just more so.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Wow. Is there anything the DUP asked for that wasn't given to them?

 

[not-bono-ever]

"There will be £1.5bn in funding - consisting of £1bn of new money and £500m of previously announced funds - to be spent over the next two years on infrastructure, health and education in Northern Ireland, money Mrs Foster said was needed to address the challenges from Northern Ireland's "unique history".
As part of the deal, the military covenant will be implemented in full in Northern Ireland, meaning more focus on the treatment of military veterans, while the triple lock guarantee of at least a 2.5% rise in the state pension each year, and winter fuel payments, will be maintained throughout the UK.
Other key points of the agreement include:

• 
  
• The DUP will support the Tories on all Brexit and security legislation
  
• The UK's 2% Nato defence spending target will continue to be met
  
• Cash support for farmers will remain at current levels until the next election
  
• Both parties to adhere to commitments in Good Friday Agreement
  
• No Irish border poll without "consent of the people"

Fucking hell - how will this bribe play out to the rest of the UK electorate ?

 

[CrabbedOne]

Looks like May caved. 2.5 billion quid of financial support over three years. More frigging roads for Belfast, ultra fast broadband etc etc. If I was an English voter I'd be feeling I just had my pockets dipped.

 

[maomao]

Just fucking speechless. With these negotiating skills we'll be out of the common market and still paying money to the EU. What a fucking shower.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Recently retired Mrs Scrotum in Whitstable will put her foot through the telly AND SEND THE DUP THE BILL after this

 

[moochedit]

Details here:

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploa...etween_the_Conservative_Party_and_the_DUP.pdf

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploa...t__financial_support_for_Northern_Ireland.pdf

 

[teqniq]

The vermin are desperate hence the huge sums. I really hope it blows up in their faces ASAP.