DUP and Tory f*ck up thread

[Pickman's model]

DUP leader Edwin Poots resigns amid internal party revolt

His resignation comes following a meeting of party officers at the DUP headquarters in east Belfast.

www.bbc.co.uk

This must set or be close to the record for shortest tenure of a UK political leader, surely only rivalled by one of the ukip crowd

 

[steveo87]

I was thinking that.

 

[Pickman's model]

I was thinking that.

Diane james, leader designate of ukip for 18 days before throwing in the towel

 

[brogdale]

A triumph for mince-brains Lewis; so the language deal fails within hours, the shinners refuse to play ball and it'll be back to direct rule again.

 

[Sue]

This must set or be close to the record for shortest tenure of a UK political leader, surely only rivalled by one of the ukip crowd

Whichever nonentity was leading the Change UK lot was only there for about five minutes too. IIRC which I very probably don't .

 

[Pickman's model]

Whichever nonentity was leading the Change UK lot was only there for about five minutes too. IIRC which I very probably don't .

So looks like Poots rolls in a dreary third at best

 

[Raheem]

So looks like Poots rolls in a dreary third at best

That's not all it looks like he rolls in.

 

[mx wcfc]

It is funny, isn't it?!

I mean it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people!

A United Ireland is the best thing that could possibly come out of the shitshow that is Brexit - I just wouldn't wish the DUP on anyone.

Perhaps Scotland would take them?

 

[Pickman's model]

It is funny, isn't it?!

I mean it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people!

A United Ireland is the best thing that could possibly come out of the shitshow that is Brexit - I just wouldn't wish the DUP on anyone.

Perhaps Scotland would take them?

They're going to South Georgia

 

[Dystopiary]

I keep reading the title of this thread as "DWP and Tory f*ck up thread" and am about to start ranting about those bastards instead.

 

[Sue]

Perhaps Scotland would take them?

They're going to South Georgia

This is a better idea. Scotland indeed .

 

[marty21]

Blimey , an electorate of maybe 40? Can't agree on a leader , maybe they should each take it on weekly basis. Or go home & prepare for a United Ireland.

 

[tim]

They're going to South Georgia

Northern South Georgia

 

[Sue]

Blimey , an electorate of maybe 40? Can't agree on a leader , maybe they should each take it on weekly basis. Or go home & prepare for a United Ireland.

Kinda like the Lib Dems now I come to think of it.

Well maybe apart from the United Ireland bit but I'm not sure the DUP are super keen on that either tbh.

 

[MrSki]

Surely he lasted longer than the dinosaurs?

 

[Argonia]

Ex-Poots thinks the world is 4000 years old. What does that tell you? And how is he keeping up with the 21st century Scientific Revolution?

 

[Raheem]

I think the people of this country have had enough of so-called ex-Poots.

 

[two sheds]

I thought it was an excellent choice - does show what the DUP are like to have him voted as leader.

 

[steveo87]

I think the people of this country have had enough of so-called ex-Poots.

 

[quiet guy]

Step forward Arlene as the new/old DUP leader.

 

[krtek a houby]

Absolute scum.

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