DUP and Tory f*ck up thread

[littlebabyjesus]

I think you're in a minority, though, danny. It was my first thought when I saw the picture - she's dressed up as the EU flag.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think you're in a minority, though, danny. It was my first thought when I saw the picture - she's dressed up as the EU flag.

close, but no cigar: she is dressed up as a child's impression of a eu flag as per the five curiously spaced yellow bits in her hat.

 

[danny la rouge]

I think you're in a minority, though, danny. It was my first thought when I saw the picture - she's dressed up as the EU flag.

Firstly, wow.

Second, what does the skirt represent?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Firstly, wow.

Second, what does the skirt represent?

You have to admit that I am far from the only person who saw the resemblance in that hat.

 

[DotCommunist]

skirts are not divided, unlike the trousers of brexit

 

[danny la rouge]

You have to admit that I am far from the only person who saw the resemblance in that hat.

I'm frequently astonished that people see patterns where there are none, even though I know why it happens.

 

[inva]

alternatively the Queen wore blue to support the Tories in this difficult time.

 

[Pickman's model]

skirts are not divided, unlike the trousers of brexit

it's the stockings underneath the queen's outer attire which represent the division of brexit

 

[Pickman's model]

alternatively the Queen wore blue to support the Tories in this difficult time.

she wore blue to honour the 18th anniversary of eiffel 65's blue (da ba dee) entering the french charts

 

[ViolentPanda]

And bear baiting.

Cunts!!!

 

[killer b]

I think the queens hat / EU flag thing is nonsense, as is the cap-doffing bullshit from people who should know better that's followed. FWIW.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Don't forget, badger baiting, dog fighting and something that may have a bit of a comeback in the Tory party in weeks to come 'cock fighting'

Mind you, some of the old favourites have stayed the course: Sheep-worrying and horse-ripping being two that spring to mind.

 

[Pickman's model]

Mind you, some of the old favourites have stayed the course: Sheep-worrying and horse-ripping being two that spring to mind.

perhaps some sort of mash-up would be good, e.g. tory-worrying or tory-ripping

 

[ViolentPanda]

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I think it's a stretch to see this as representing a flag. But then I don't really "get" flags, it has to be said. But even so, I'm not even seeing a "coincidence". I'm just seeing an outfit.

Maybe Charles is saying he's a big fan of Metallica's fifth album with that jacket?

You'd think he'd look happier, being allowed to do some "on the job" training, wouldn't you?

 

[Dom Traynor]

You have to admit that I am far from the only person who saw the resemblance in that hat.

Loads of people think 911 was a Mossad set up. They're thick or mad.

 

[danny la rouge]

Loads of people think 911 was a Mossad set up. They're thick or mad.

It's more like the owls and pyramids stuff. People need to google apophenia. Including people who'd never buy a book about lines.

 

[DotCommunist]

It's more like the owls and pyramids stuff. People need to google apophenia. Including people who'd never buy a book about lines.

ah but semiotics tells us sometimes the language of signs and symbols is deliberate. Like all those masonic symbols Jazzz used to see in disney posters and olympic games ads

 

[littlebabyjesus]

It's more like the owls and pyramids stuff. People need to google apophenia. Including people who'd never buy a book about lines.

Alright, you patronising sod. There is a blue background with yellow flowers in a ring. That's the resemblance picked up on. I very much doubt it is a coincidence. You disagree? Fine, but don't start lecturing about pattern-recognition stuff.

 

[mojo pixy]

The BBC reported it as being an outfit that resembled the EU flag, fwiw.

It's a shame we haven't voted to leave the monarchy too. Quexit.

 

[Pickman's model]

The BBC reported it as being an outfit that resembled the EU flag, fwiw.

It's a shame we haven't voted to leave the monarchy too. Quexit.

 

[danny la rouge]

Alright, you patronising sod.

You see, that's a pattern you're right about.

 

[danny la rouge]

Spoiler: Look who was surprised by the Queen's outfit

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Firstly, wow.

Second, what does the skirt represent?

Blackrod wouldn't let her wear shorts

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

But aside from the 7 or 8 examples people have brought up, Taffy is correct tho right?

No. I completely fucked up and am duly embarrassed (hides)

 

[mojo pixy]

I've never seen this, thank you for posting it. Amazing. Some of those men had incredible handwriting, if those signatures are anything to go by.

 

[campanula]

I've never seen this, thank you for posting it. Amazing. Some of those men had incredible handwriting, if those signatures are anything to go by.

I am old enough to recall hours and hours of handwriting practice at school...and my dad's trade as painter, decorator and signwriter bludgeoned me into complete compliance. Consequently, my handwriting is also rather good. A handy skill for job applications...although the limitations are apparent at interview stage.

Yep, I thought the ring of daisies was just too unlikely to be empty of nuance. Someone was having a laugh.

 

[coley]

working class bloodsports coley, will remain banned. Riding about on your horse and inducting your spawn into a vile blood cult activity is strictly for the aristos now

I detest all "blood sports" any bugger, be it a twat on a horse chasing foxes, or a gang of equally dodgy twats with their lurchers and terriers out looking for something to tear apart, are sick bastards and should be treated as such.
Poaching for the pot? no problems, but blood lust?

 

[coley]

alternatively the Queen wore blue to support the Tories in this difficult time.

With a bit of yellow as a measure of support for the underdog

 

[coley]

I will not rest until we leglise otter hunting again, the sleek, cute, fish easting endangered species bastards

Bugger it, let's be honest, bring back public hanging, now thon was a well supported activity

 

[coley]

it's the stockings underneath the queen's outer attire which represent the division of brexit

How do you know they are "stockings"? Why not the unity of tights?