Do you like mustard?

[Orang Utan]

If you came to NA, you'd put on 100 pounds. It would be like the shackles were finally off, and you could run free.

Eh?

 

[Firky]

I liked a lot of the food I had in Canada, some really good microbreweries and vineyards but you're so wrong when it comes to bacon and mustard.

 

[Firky]

I am going to run a bath and try and get my head around this mayonnaise in a fried egg and bacon sandwich thing.

 

[Orang Utan]

Back and streaky are both lovely bacons. Shame that Americans only appreciate half of the bacon world, as well as being confused about ham.

 

[Spymaster]

I am going to run a bath and try and get my head around this mayonnaise in a fried egg and bacon sandwich thing.

I don't believe they really do that.

ETA> Well I suppose some people do, but then some people fuck goats ....

 

[xenon]

Mayo in a bacon sandwhich

 

[Spymaster]

Mayo is allowed in ham sandwiches.

Ham is not bacon.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Fucking mayonaise

This is a mustard thread for real food lovers.

 

[Firky]

Back and streaky are both lovely bacons. Shame that Americans only appreciate half of the bacon world, as well as being confused about ham.

We should burn the White House down all over again until they learn.

 

[Orang Utan]

Is there any ham that you have to cook?
And is there any bacon that you don't need to cook?
And what is hock?

 

[Stanley Edwards]

The only bacon Americans know is called Kevin. It is regurgitated, vacuum packed shit.

And, get your filthy fucking mayo off the mustard thread

 

[Firky]

Hock is a stupid word for ham on the bone.

 

[Miss Caphat]

Back and streaky are both lovely bacons. Shame that Americans only appreciate half of the bacon world, as well as being confused about ham.

hey, I said both were great! can't we all just get along and accept all bacon & condiments?

 

[Spymaster]

Hock is a stupid word for ham on the bone.

Hock is from the leg, below the shoulder and therefore has a bone in it.

 

[Miss Caphat]

Is there any ham that you have to cook?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I liked a lot of the food I had in Canada, some really good microbreweries and vineyards but you're so wrong when it comes to bacon and mustard.

How can a person's individual taste in food be 'wrong'.

You eat your HP, and I'll eat my mayonnaise.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I am going to run a bath and try and get my head around this mayonnaise in a fried egg and bacon sandwich thing.

Just fucking make one.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I don't believe they really do that.

ETA> Well I suppose some people do, but then some people fuck goats ....

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Cooking/Sandwich/sandwich-fried-egg-bacon-02.html

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

We should burn the White House down all over again until they learn.

We burned it, not you.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Is there any ham that you have to cook?
?

Yes, there is. You have to cook a picnic ham.

http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-cook-picnic-ham.html

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The only bacon Americans know is called Kevin. It is regurgitated, vacuum packed shit.

And, get your filthy fucking mayo off the mustard thread

Here's something from New Zealand called a 'bacon buttie'.

For real blokes

Method

1. Cut bacon into bite-sized pieces.
2. Stir fry the bacon in a heavy fry pan or cook in the microwave.
3. Spread bread with mayonnaise.
4. Add the bacon.
5. Smother with Sweet Chili Sauce.
6. Slap it together- and eat.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Hock is a stupid word for ham on the bone.

Some folk love ham hocks
And some folk love pork chops
And some folk love vegetable soup;
And Roland the Roadie
Loved Gertrude the Groupie -
But Gertrude the Groupie loves groups.

 

[Firky]

Just fucking make one.

I'll try one - when I can eat soft yolks again

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I'll try one - when I can eat soft yolks again

Why can't you eat soft yolks? Infection risk?

 

[Miss Caphat]

Here's something from New Zealand called a 'bacon buttie'.

For real blokes

Method

1. Cut bacon into bite-sized pieces.
2. Stir fry the bacon in a heavy fry pan or cook in the microwave.
3. Spread bread with mayonnaise.
4. Add the bacon.
5. Smother with Sweet Chili Sauce.
6. Slap it together- and eat.

I love sweet chili sauce*, that sounds good.


*it's very hard to find around here though

 

[Firky]

Why can't you eat soft yolks? Infection risk?

Yep, because of listeria.

 

[Firky]

I love sweet chili sauce*, that sounds good.


*it's very hard to find around here though

Asian supermakets (the crumbier looking the better IME) always sell the best chilli sauce, the best is the stuff with no English on the label.

 

[Firky]

Right, aurora borealis seen, time for bed

 

[Yu_Gi_Oh]

What in fuck's name is that?

It's a processed, sausage shaped century egg.

Mayonnaise is brilliant creamy deliciousness, but it is not appropriate for a bacon sandwich. HP sauce all the way.

 

[Miss Caphat]

It's a processed, sausage shaped century egg.

Mayonnaise is brilliant creamy deliciousness, but it is not appropriate for a bacon sandwich. HP sauce all the way.

mayonnaise is perfect for a BLT though.