Starter for 10...
The year the fence really came down, I drove a van down overnight, stopped at the travellers field to drop a generator off with a friend's rig in the travellers field, left a mate sleeping in the van while me and another mate delivered the generator, saying that if he slept we'd get him to drive us round to the other side of site to the gate we needed to get in at....
got given a tab of acid as a thankyou, sat there for an hour or so then decided we'd best get into the site. Walked out of the marquee to find the van no longer there. Rang mate to find he'd done what he thought we'd asked, woken up and driven the van around to the gate at the other side of site to meet us, but we weren't there so he used my wristband and went in through the gate and started unloading the van to the campsite.
So me and mate were tripping our tits off the wrong side of the site, wrong side of the fence, and I was supposed to be running a stewards team the next morning.
Off we set down towards the site, veer off before the entrance and start walking up the fenceline. A few minutes later we walk into someone offering entry for a tenner each, hand over a tenner, crawl under a hole under the fence and leg it into the festival.
tbc