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Likewise, in Cheyne Walk, there are often two cars often parked together, belonging to thespians. One plate is something like "not 2b" the other of course is similarly numbered.
 
Many hundreds of plates are not released every year.

yes, there are certain 'rude' combinations they don't issue. there was never a FUC...K or a F...UCK sequence for example - and they stopped issuing GAY quite a while ago, although there may be a few still out there that were issued before they noticed the word had a second meaning...

Although some slip through the net - I remember OBO 110X getting a mention in the national press some years ago, although it seems to have gone out of circulation.
 
yes, there are certain 'rude' combinations they don't issue. there was never a FUC...K or a F...UCK sequence for example - and they stopped issuing GAY quite a while ago, although there may be a few still out there that were issued before they noticed the word had a second meaning...

Although some slip through the net - I remember OBO 110X getting a mention in the national press some years ago, although it seems to have gone out of circulation.
I remember years ago OBO110X was on a Gold MK2 Cortina Ghia in Cardiff.
 
yes, there are certain 'rude' combinations they don't issue. there was never a FUC...K or a F...UCK sequence for example - and they stopped issuing GAY quite a while ago, although there may be a few still out there that were issued before they noticed the word had a second meaning...

Although some slip through the net - I remember OBO 110X getting a mention in the national press some years ago, although it seems to have gone out of circulation.
Scroll down this link and you will see dozens just from this year
 
most people think that mine is a private number plate but my car came from Ireland and they have funky reg numbers
Used to cause us no end of bother when you were on guard duty at the Depot. If one was parked up, in theory, they were registered at the Guard Room, but in practice...
 
I found VW16 GTD. I've got a VW GTD but it's a 2.0. I might have to buy it then get another GTD, from 2016.
 
When I used to have old Audis I wanted AUD I20 V.

It is currently on a white 1982 model - hopefully an Ur Quattro
 
If someone called Ellen ( LN) with more money than sense gave (2) someone called Oswald, or Osborne, or Ozymandias (0ZZY) a car, they would want to buy our numberplate. But this scenario doesn’t seem to interest the valuation algorithms.

Anyway, what happens if you successfully sell the plate you were randomly allotted? Do you get a new one of the same vintage from the DVLA bran tub?
 
I do sometimes wonder how some of the dubiously-spaced, or obviously interfered-with plates don't end up in a tug from the OB.
Mrs Tags 500 failed the MOT simply because one space was a few mil out.
On the road yesterday, amongst others, we saw a plate that looked like M D14NA M....very clearly illegally spaced!
 
Anyway, what happens if you successfully sell the plate you were randomly allotted? Do you get a new one of the same vintage from the DVLA bran tub?

broadly speaking, yes, there is a 'stock' of unused numbers from each year in the past, so it would get issued with a previously unused number that's the right 'age' for that vehicle.

similarly if you register a car from new with a personal number (so it never had its own age related number) and then want to transfer that off.

or if you register a car that was new outside the DVLA's remit in england / wales / scotland (although it's optional to keep a n ireland number if the car moves to england / wales / scotland) or for some other reason was not registered when it was built. (this has changed over the years - i'm aware of some classic vehicles that got 'imported' from the channel islands in the 70s and got DVLA registration numbers as if they were new in the 70s.)

if you sell a personal number (or put it 'on retention') then the vehicle usually gets its original number back, but this isn't guaranteed, and (for reasons that must have made sense to someone) you're then not allowed to transfer that number to another vehicle (my current car has that on the registration certificate - i presume one of the previous owners had a personal number on it but transferred it off again before i got it.)

not that i've ever had a personal number, i just had a temporary job in the local DVLA office before they all got shut down 10 years or so ago.

personally think they should double the fees for anything to do with personal numbers, and be honest and call it a twat tax :p
 
If someone called Ellen ( LN) with more money than sense gave (2) someone called Oswald, or Osborne, or Ozymandias (0ZZY) a car, they would want to buy our numberplate. But this scenario doesn’t seem to interest the valuation algorithms.

Anyway, what happens if you successfully sell the plate you were randomly allotted? Do you get a new one of the same vintage from the DVLA bran tub?

A grey Jag iPace?
 
A grey Jag?

Yes. The plate would also work if this Ozymandias character was a liquid nitrogen tycoon. Perhaps I could get hold of a copy of Refrigeration Technologist Quarterly, find someone appropriately named, then approach them on LinkedIn to ask what they would pay for the plate.

Edit to add: my target customer exists and is in Bognor Regis!



Edit again. Balls. Jeff Osborne is 93 and - although still actively running the eponymous refrigeration firm - he is unsurprisingly not present on LinkedIn.
 
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Whereas some naughty words or phrases jump out from some of those plates, I must say I struggle what words might be implied by many of the plates on the list. To paraphrase Pontius Pilate, what's so funny about FF73 GTT? :confused:
 
There’s a fancy house near here that has two cars with personal plates, think one is a Bentley and the other something more mundane. What makes it worse though is they have small slogans at the bottom of the plate (where you might have the name of the garage the car came from on a normal plate) which say something like ‘he who dares wins’ and another glib one about endeavour or prosperity or something like that. Can you imagine how much of a self-satisfied tosser they must be? Makes my skin crawl.
 
I think they now stop anything that could be read as referring either to a variety of meatballs or a derogatory slang term for gentlemen of the homosexualist persuasion...
Ah, I get it now. That’s a bit of a stretch, imo…
 
my regular plate ends in BYO, I hope the banger lasts long, my favoured personal plate is simply not available so never gonna happen, also couldn't afford it anyway.
 
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