Custom number plates
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T & P
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My bike's number plate starts with LF69. As my memory is fucking shit, I used the usual trick of associating it with something meaningful. I very effortlessly settled on 'lick fuck 69'. Infantile, but it really worked from the off.
The last three letters of the number plate also happen to compliment the rude nature of the first part, but I'm not going to share them with you lot
The last three letters of the number plate also happen to compliment the rude nature of the first part, but I'm not going to share them with you lot
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
My bike's number plate starts with LF69. As my memory is fucking shit, I used the usual trick of associating it with something meaningful. I very effortlessly settled on 'lick fuck 69'. Infantile, but it really worked from the off.
The last three letters of the number plate also happen to compliment the rude nature of the first part, but I'm not going to share them with you lot
just as long as you don't use that in place of the phonetic alphabet when you ring up for an insurance quote...
T & P
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You never know, the insurance representative might find it funny instead of offensive, and you could instantly hit it off, agree to meet for a drink, and the rest as they say is history. Great ice breaker whenever someone asks ‘And how did you two meet?’just as long as you don't use that in place of the phonetic alphabet when you ring up for an insurance quote...
T & P
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Nope.
nick
Pleomorphic Adenomas R us
I think you may have my vehicle.My bike's number plate starts with LF69. As my memory is fucking shit, I used the usual trick of associating it with something meaningful. I very effortlessly settled on 'lick fuck 69'. Infantile, but it really worked from the off.
The last three letters of the number plate also happen to compliment the rude nature of the first part, but I'm not going to share them with you lot
I also remember by using Viz level words. Mine ends FUCK Cunt. It is also helpful that it is a 69 plate
plurker
tú no tienes la culpa mi amor que el mundo sea feo
Sadly AUD120V passed over to the scrappy in the sky a while back. Unless garaged somewhere, or rusting away in a garden, we will never know
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
That's rather goodon teh tweeter today
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
My first Celica had the plate T414 SPN, which quickly got christened by a friend of mine as "tailspin".
Subsequent car plates were much more mundane, though I remembered the Hyundai's (now an MOT failure being drifted around a muddy field near here) last three letters as "for his nibs".
The current one is "MUU", so rather lacking in potential for anything other than cow noises.
Subsequent car plates were much more mundane, though I remembered the Hyundai's (now an MOT failure being drifted around a muddy field near here) last three letters as "for his nibs".
The current one is "MUU", so rather lacking in potential for anything other than cow noises.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
on teh tweeter today
I saw a driving instructor's car the other day which had PAS5 EXM as a plate which I though was quite good.
Throbbing Angel
Well-Known Member
A couple of pics from my photo reel
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
wemakeyousoundb
hopefully not gimboid
it's on a SORN though so potentially awaiting for the value to go up...
I tend to disaprove of personalised number plates but that Hay truck one is awesome
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
It would be funny in a few years time when all cars are full of chips for road pricing if the government just said “Right, we all have tracking chips in cars now so plates aren’t needed anymore. If you want to stick one on your car anyway feel free, write whatever you like, for free”.
hash tag
Reaching out
It won't happen. How will you identify hit n runs or get them with cameras?
WouldBe
Dislicksick
From GPS data from the road pricing chips.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Yeah but in Brighton the gulls will eat all the chips. Not thought this through at all, have you.
plurker
tú no tienes la culpa mi amor que el mundo sea feo
I feel like the owner knows they need to place a couple of screws to make the '11' read like a 'N' - I see this car several times a week, parked outside this place
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
It would be awful to put a huge scratch along the side as you try to get past in your wheelchair/with your pushchair, wouldn't it?
1927
Funnier than he thinks he is.
Who knew David Haye was suck a cock.
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