Children to be banned from cycling to (one particular, London) school without number plates

[sealion]

Country went to the dogs when kids stopped riding bikes like this to school*.


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* My communist parents wouldn’t let me have one on some spurious safety grounds.

There was raised eyebrows in my household when i said i wanted a big red chopper from santa

 

[Dogsauce]

I doubt these plates will be unique enough looking to prevent copies being made, just clone the plate of some other kid you don’t like and then ride like a cunt to get them in the shit.

 

[existentialist]

I doubt these plates will be unique enough looking to prevent copies being made, just clone the plate of some other kid you don’t like and then ride like a cunt to get them in the shit.

If the school's got any kind of commercial nous, they'll arrange a vanity plate scheme...

 

[gentlegreen]

Every now and again I find myself thinking of what I might put on a comedy number plate - usually it ends up something like YOU TUBE - though I can't actually be arsed to video the idiots these days ...

 

[existentialist]

Every now and again I find myself thinking of what I might put on a comedy number plate - usually it ends up something like YOU TUBE - though I can't actually be arsed to video the idiots these days ...

...says the man who fashions his own bike lamps from milk cartons and solder

 

[a_chap]

...says the man who fashions his own bike lamps from milk cartons and solder

I always pictured GG's home-made bike lights as being somewhat like this:

 

[Gromit]

Country went to the dogs when kids stopped riding bikes like this to school*.


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* My communist parents wouldn’t let me have one on some spurious safety grounds.

Every kid wanted one and when you got one you thought it was the best as you couldn't admit to yourself that it rode like crap if we're being completely honest. Then thankfully ET came out and BMX was in.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Country went to the dogs when kids stopped riding bikes like this to school*.


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* My communist parents wouldn’t let me have one on some spurious safety grounds.

My balls went to the dogs when I started riding one to school!
That fucking gearshift!