sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Aren't your feet down amongst all the Westler's wrappers and choc ice foils, and likely to get popcorn stuck to them?
NO! I already said, my feet aren't generally *on the floor*
Best cheese grater you've ever had?
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NO! I already said, my feet aren't generally *on the floor*
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
bmd
Island in the stream.
You bored this evening?
It's important!
Two pages so far, it's going to be massive. You'll see.
bmd
Island in the stream.
HOORAY!
Was this thread ever on topic? I mean, even close?
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Sorry
I'm trying to think of some way to link the two but I can only come up with those ped egg foot graters (or whatever the fuck they are) *spew*
I'm trying to think of some way to link the two
but I can only come up with those ped egg foot graters (or whatever the fuck they are) *spew*
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Although....WHY? 
bmd
Island in the stream.
I have grated cheese without my shoes on.
bmd
Island in the stream.
Although....WHY?
Why did I grate a melon?
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Hang on, hang on...can we GUESS?!
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
NO WAY!
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
bob - Did you grate a melon, just to see if you could?
Fuck sake, I need to go to sleep
Fuck sake, I need to go to sleep
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
bmd
Island in the stream.
Hang on, hang on...can we GUESS?!
Go for it. Actually I'm off to bed so I'll just admit it was a lie. I was trying to think of the most unlikely thing you could grate. It's either that or a pomegranate. Looks wrong but spellcheck says that's how it's spelt. I would have gone with granite.
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Oh. What a massive disappointment
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
I can't remember ever having personally grated a carrot. I grate cheese once every day or two though.
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Onket
Je suis [CONTENT REMOVED]
Once every day or two?! What for?
I once went on an excursion in Land Rovers with a load of friends. We'd been gone for 3 days when the guy at the front got bogged down in a quagmire. We all got out to dig him out and we had to don our wellies... Well, my feet were humming like The Flying Pickets, and there was more attention placed on my feet than there was on freeing the Land Rover from its boggy demise. I've never felt comfortable removing my shoes in public since.
bubblesmcgrath
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ROFL
Onket
Je suis [CONTENT REMOVED]
What about on a train?
I can't believe people grate so much cheese. What do you use it all for?
Maybe, in my distant past
It's true... I was mortified!
I think at least 90% of my best tales are from driving/riding experiences. On the same excursion, we pulled up at Dovestones reservoir. This was back in 1994, and I looked across at a parked car and thought, WTF? The windows were steamed up on the car and there was a bloke with a dog, crouched at the side of the car, having a wank (the bloke, not the dog)... I'd never heard of dogging before, and still wonder if it gets its name from the dogger ostensibly taking his dog for a walk.
Nancy_Winks
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sheothebudworths I totally take my shoes off at the pictures! I'll also take em off on long train journeys (NOT on the tube that'd be mental, although I did have a boyfriend once who'd change into his slippers if he was going out to Acton. I used to change bloody carriages I got so embarrassed!). But yeah in the pictures, sure. It made me laugh about telling that to your kids though
