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a new british civil war?

it's just around the corner, the english civil war (ok british civil war)

  • oh yes it is

    Votes: 12 13.6%
  • oh no it isn't

    Votes: 76 86.4%

  • Total voters
    88
I get the strong impression that most of the right wingers who froth about civil war from their keyboards would be useless in the actual event. Certainly many gammon wouldn’t manage 15 minutes argy-bargie with the forces of the state or other opponents without needing a good sit down.
 
If it's just some kind of progressive numpties -vs- some kind of conservative numpties (or flavours of progressive numpties having at each other) it'll all go fine. Even if the police are involved, because police tactics are rubbish (and they're not even that brave). Imagine Saturday night in town, all day every day for a week or two. Stockpile water, dried food and petrol and wait it out. Or join in for the lols.

But if actual army get involved, with you know, helicopter-mounted nastiness, supersonic laser-guided cock-blockers, night-vision heat vision and all the other high-tech shenanigans they're kitted out with these days, the numpties will be fucked.
 
Most people thought the general had hit the booze hard at lunch and was talking bollocks.


Although block jobs area cleaning and an hours PT for everyone everyday :D inspired some people.
Anyone caught with unpolished shoes or unironed clothes extras.
No more hipsters unless carrying an axe ( only pioneer sgts are allowed beards).
No more litter its either picked during daily area cleaning or by those on extras:D
Plus points weds afternoon sports afternoon :D
 
I have already witnessed very agitated and vocal arguments at work. The conclusion that if brexit doesn’t happen, the ‘rebels’ will never vote again! :)

Almost everyone ive spoken to have said they will never vote again
I would say near all of them would be Labour voters
May needs to fuck off, thee worst "leader" ever seems to be the main theme
One site ive looked at said they are "looking foreward to smashing London up and the old Bill"
The words used
I say Down with this sort of thing
 
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Half remember a story a sheltered housing tenant told me years ago. He'd been an MP in the Irish Army during the 60s.

Someone from supplies had been caught taking knackered old equipment. Other small arms were missing after an inventory.

They'd thought it was being sent to the IRA but allegedly it turned up in Wales.

I've heard a few versions of this story.
 
I get the strong impression that most of the right wingers who froth about civil war from their keyboards would be useless in the actual event. Certainly many gammon wouldn’t manage 15 minutes argy-bargie with the forces of the state or other opponents without needing a good sit down.

And the weight of them placards and candles would be a problem for the gammon as well
 
The arms the FWA were alleged to have got from the 'ra after Operation Harvest were alleged to have been dumped in a lake near Cardiff. . .

Heard something along those lines too. I think one version had then dumped in a bog in the mountain though.

As so often though my memories are hazy.
 
I get the strong impression that most of the right wingers who froth about civil war from their keyboards would be useless in the actual event. Certainly many gammon wouldn’t manage 15 minutes argy-bargie with the forces of the state or other opponents without needing a good sit down.

Give me a rifle, ammo and a good spot and I could make every round count. Same as every ex-squaddie.

Fisticuffs
what a time to be alive

Isn't it?

We'll survive, we always do. There is a difference between living and surviving though.
 
Yes, yes they do. Its quite the opposite problem, it sucks people in, with even your closest neighbour or relative on the opposite sides.

Anyway fuck this keyboard warrior wankfest.
i was thinking of all the foreign countries who like nothing better than a good civil war, like in syria where at least 80 countries are involved in one way or another.
 
If we had a civil war would we pick the sides like football at school. So Corbyn and Mogg would take a turn each. For example: Jezzer would pick London London and William Manchester each side for the resources, then Glasgow and Liverpool for the violence, Cheltenham for the sig int and Birmingham for the small arms.

Eventually you’d be left with Bangor and Chippenham looking at their shoes.
 
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doubt its going to do much to bother a challenger 2 though or an Apache or even this bad boyI want to be a Gunner:D
They'd not be able to use main battle tanks in inner cities too heavy they'd destroy the infrastructure.
In the end it'll come down to whether you're wearing red or blue. The yellows will be knocked out early on and the greens never stood a chance anyway.
Blue is my favourite colour. Though you'll sometimes see me in my yellow Watford football shirt.
 
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