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a new british civil war?

it's just around the corner, the english civil war (ok british civil war)

  • oh yes it is

    Votes: 12 13.6%
  • oh no it isn't

    Votes: 76 86.4%

  • Total voters
    88
Is it just me or do LBC fans have the most over sensitive incredulity triggers in the world. You could tweet the biggest non-sequity sequitur going and as long as it involves something a leave voter said they’d all be just jizzing incredulity all over our faces in unison it’s a bit much like.
My first thought was that it is a wind-up to see how credulous an LBC audience is...
 
Is it just me or do LBC fans have the most over sensitive incredulity triggers in the world. You could tweet the biggest non-sequity sequitur going and as long as it involves something a leave voter said they’d all be just jizzing incredulity all over our faces in unison it’s a bit much like.

To be fair, the hysterical leave callers that phone up are not much better. Democracy, Traitors, leave means leave. Fucking whining babies.
 
To be fair, the hysterical leave callers that phone up are not much better. Democracy, Traitors, leave means leave. Fucking whining babies.
More incredulity, it seems really hard for LBC listeners to believe that people those who voted in 2016 thought the whole process was going to be taken seriously.
 
There’s a bistro i go to after work. And there’s this other Brit immigrant who goes in there occasionally who’s a Daily Mail type who loves Brexit and hates forrins (doesn’t get the irony). He always wants to talk with me and i fucking hate him but I’m polite. So the people who work there (who I’m on first name terms with) and i have come up with a plan. My work jacket unfortunately has my first name and occupation on it so we’ve agreed that I’ll have to hide my identity. The plan is I’ll pretend my names actually Brian and i got the jacket at a thrift store. Also if he’s in I’ll not sit at my usual table and I’ll wear sunglasses and a false moustache.
The plans name is Operation Cromwell.
ETA: I used to be in the Sealed Knot. Samuel Jones’ Regiment of Foote.
 
There’s a bistro i go to after work. And there’s this other Brit immigrant who goes in there occasionally who’s a Daily Mail type who loves Brexit and hates forrins (doesn’t get the irony). He always wants to talk with me and i fucking hate him but I’m polite. So the people who work there (who I’m on first name terms with) and i have come up with a plan. My work jacket unfortunately has my first name and occupation on it so we’ve agreed that I’ll have to hide my identity. The plan is I’ll pretend my names actually Brian and i got the jacket at a thrift store. Also if he’s in I’ll not sit at my usual table and I’ll wear sunglasses and a false moustache.
The plans name is Operation Cromwell.
ETA: I used to be in the Sealed Knot. Samuel Jones’ Regiment of Foote.
I don't really understand this story, what are you doing, hiding from him?
 
I don't really understand this story, what are you doing, hiding from him?

its a paragraph from a bigger narrative PT.

Possibly a short story, maybe a full time travel novel. Its interesting in the same way that trying to comprehend an optical illusion picture is interesting.. Fascinated to read next para'.
 
Wouldn’t that need some of em to divorce first? Given the age profiles and marital statuses of the main Royals at the moment?
The Queen could kick it of by divorcing Philip and Marrying Boris, which would have the incidental benefit of stoking tensions between the Greeks and Turks.
 
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