X Factor starts on Saturday!

[Geri]

I've blooming well arranged to go to the pub at 6 though

 

[Voley]

Football and X Factor. Saturdays are normal again.

 

[Badger Kitten]

but when is Strictly?

*pines*

 

[Infidel Castro]

Doesn't the final show take place at Christmas? That's about 37 months away! Talk about flogging a dead horse...

 

[moomoo]

Is it this Saturday or next Saturday?

 

[Geri]

Is it this Saturday or next Saturday?

22nd.

 

[citygirl]

i know. no matter how rubbish the contestants are, i LOVE it

specially the auditions

which are in front of the live audiences this time, like BGT.. dead excited!

 

[fubert]

Doesn't the final show take place at Christmas? That's about 37 months away! Talk about flogging a dead horse...

Yeah but you've got the auditions shows. Then the boot camp thing.

 

[dodgepot]

but when is Strictly?

*pines*

pfft. strictly's lamecore. x factor is where it's at.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Doesn't the final show take place at Christmas? That's about 37 months away! Talk about flogging a dead horse...

Who gives a toss about the final

It's the auditions that are the best bits

 

[Tank Girl]

I can't wait! but I'm not really looking forward to the new audition format, but hopefully I'll get into the swing of it soon enough.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I can't wait! but I'm not really looking forward to the new audition format, but hopefully I'll get into the swing of it soon enough.

Already know who's going to get what categories and where they're going to go

 

[Flashman]

I'm really quite depressed about all this now, even though I love GA and it's where they came from.

Xmas #1s are buggered, Cowell is a cunt etc.

*humbug*

Anyway, carry on, and the dippy cunts are always funny.

 

[fubert]

Can someone please keep count of how many times Cheryl starts crying.

And keep an eye out for a :

Panel : You're shit
Singer : But my wife died
Paul : Oh, sorry, didn't realize, you're through

situation

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Can someone please keep count of how many times Cheryl starts crying.

And keep an eye out for a :

Panel : You're shit
Singer : But my wife died
Paul : Oh, sorry, didn't realize, you're through

situation

Ok, Chery'ls crying tally starts tonight

 

[electrogirl]

I'm watching the X Factor review thing. Cos you know, I'm a young hip and cool scenester and that's what we do on a Saturday.

Anyway it's made me yearney and piney for the new series and I forgot how much I loved Diana Vickas and then I found myself going on her website and then I realised what I was doing and fell into a mild depression.

 

[Tank Girl]

"I can't believe, me, little diana vickas from oop north is on the x factor."

*loses control of hands*

*makes funny noises*

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! x 1,000,000

 

[moomoo]

I can't wait! but I'm not really looking forward to the new audition format, but hopefully I'll get into the swing of it soon enough.

What's the new audition format?

 

[Tank Girl]

instead of being in a little studio, just in front of the judges, it's now in huge arenas with members of the smelly public watching as well. there'll be whooping and all other such nonsense, which I don't approve of at this stage. they started out the first 2 or so auditions in the old format, but then after the success of that fucking awful britains not got talent, simon cowell decided to start all over again with the audience present.

 

[moomoo]

Oh I see. Thanks.

*Whoops*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm watching the X Factor review thing. Cos you know, I'm a young hip and cool scenester and that's what we do on a Saturday.

Anyway it's made me yearney and piney for the new series and I forgot how much I loved Diana Vickas and then I found myself going on her website and then I realised what I was doing and fell into a mild depression.

I've got that on.

What side's the new series on?

 

[Tank Girl]

itv1

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

itv1

TV guide says King Kong

It is Saturday today isn't it

 

[Tank Girl]

it's on next saturday minnie

 

[moomoo]

TV guide says King Kong

It is Saturday today isn't it

The thread title is misleading Minnie. It starts next Saturday.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

it's on next saturday minnie

FFS

I got all excited

What plonker started this thread without putting the date?

 

[Tank Girl]

*points at geri*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*starts erecting scaffolding and trying to remember how to do a hangman's noose*

 

[Voley]

I too am feeling rather uncharitable towards Geri right now.

This is my favourite bit of shit TV and I want it now.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I too am feeling rather uncharitable towards Geri right now.

This is my favourite bit of shit TV and I want it now.

can you do a hangman's knot as I seem to be having difficulty?